Death before decaf

20 year old from Scotland. The only interesting thing about me is my weird name.

[weavemama]

[mar4nda]

[gudthot-deactivated20191207]

my kinda man

[futureblackwakandan-deactivated]

[botanize]

[beniaminus]

[parkistan]

Throwback to this iconic tweet

[perfectlyimp3rf3ct]

Like, your mother wasn’t enough?

[wildlyunlikelybabe]

Like women being humans and that alone should be enough you mean?

[alyciadebnamcareys]

[psy-faerie]

[fatgirlopinions]

Absolutely me

[onlytwitterpics]

[yivialo]

2016 Anniversay pics. The carters.

[patrickthomson]

this is your periodic reminder that old-timey medicines did not fuck around

[mhalachai]

Yeah that’d probably handle a cough.

[she-who-shall-not-be-laid]

“skillfully combined with a number of other ingredients” what else did they fucking put in there

[dogmomdeluxe-deactivated2022062]

This picture is the definition of “just fuck me up”

[smeliot-deactivated20220528]

You can’t cough if you’re in a coma

[smis-happens]

You can’t cough if you’re in a coma

[berry-bat]

“It’s their job to do that. You don’t have to say thank you”

[fifty-shadesofgay]

can we please have more aggressively polite memes in the world???

[eba1994-deactivated20200430]

Wow real

[destinyrush]

Who asked them anyway?

[darkislovelyyyy]

[with-practice]

I-M-P-E-A-C-H-M-E-N-T

[c-bassmeow]

This is so funny I’m going to pee

[broad-city]