Coeysauraus

My best friend is my staphylococcus aureus

[mens-rights-activia]

Me and the girls during quarantine, high on FaceTime, watching YouTube drama channels, and gossiping about celebrities

[platapoo]

Girl...

[ameriqan]

anyone: “I have to pee”

gays:

[escuerzoresucitado]

[tamamita]

Reminder to drink some wotah

[that-one-support]

what if i sucked you off while you were playing league 🥺👉👈 and i only let you cum once you won 🥺👉👈 but you were just on a losing streak all night and getting increasingly agitated while my jaw gets more and more sore and it's awkward and you start to lose the ability to stay hard while raging abt your jungler and i eventually decide to go home but after i leave i realize i don't have a car and i accidentally left my phone at your place so i can't call an uber so i just sit on the curb contemplating my life choices that led me to this moment. it's my fault for being attracted to a league player, i think

[aureliegomez]

Cool angels

[a0n2-fb93p4zmv365zagdj641]

[goopy-amethyst-deactivated20250]

[apokrify]

THIS DRAWING WAS MADE 700 YEARS AGO BY A 7-YEARS-OLD BOY NAMED ONFIM WHO LIVED IN NOVOGROD.

[oarfjsh]

[zvaigzdelasas]

more of onfime’s drawings:

[trashboat]

[xenosagaepisodeone]

the duplicitous and scheming radical left tricked me into eating too much rice and now my tummy hurts

[xenosagaepisodeone]

democracy dies in darkness……

[pisces-comet]

[snoppy]

jackoff all trades master of cum

[juuliaroberts]

[pettydavis]

i really wish i didnt press unmute

[artist-holbein]

Portrait of Henry VIII, 1537, Hans Holbein the Younger

Medium: oil,canvas

[sacredstem]

i just know he’d be a zara bear walking if he were alive today

[telltaletypist]

you're just jealous bc the spotlight is shining on my cell in the panopticon

[official-kircheis]

Instagram influencers be like

[annamouglalis]

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

why did rainbow fish say this

[nocontextgoodplace]

[the-poor-decision]

This is an underrated joke

[dynamax--grookey]

You say joke but

[doctorguilty]

me every time a modern pokemon game drops that looks mediocre at best: feel like shit I just want her back

[bogleech]

Every pokemon in the colloseum/stadium games was given so much personality in all their special little animations and the main games now are just *pokemon stands around a few different ways*