Nacrene's Most Reliable Psychic

[PKMN IRL]

[purrlescent-sense]

Hali // 21 // she/her // Gothorita (Unovan Horoscope)

not usually one to make my blog all pretty, but it's important to give off a good first impression, y'know?

call me hali. when im not working my day (and night) job, i offer freelance psychic services and consultations. if you're looking to book an appointment, you can contact me via my website. cash only.

anyways. i'll probably mostly just using this blog to complain about stuff. maybe vaguepost abt my coworkers or something. gotta have SOME way to keep myself entertained during night audit, after all.

and since it's basically tradition around here, i might as well mention that i have one pokemon— a purrloin named Rascal that i made the mistake of feeding my scraps and now he's practically mooching off of me. cant help but love the lil guy tho.

[OOC under the cut!]

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[Follows come from @turtblurts-touybox]

Back on my psychic bulllshiiiiiit #mypsychicbullshit

Paired with @fa1thom. A PKMN IRL AU of a pre-existing OC of mine! World's most pathetic failwoman <3

This blog is generally low-stakes to drama-stakes, and is overall meant to be fairly slice-of life! However, this character is the type to make, reblog, or interact with suggestive jokes from time to time, so posts containing this type of material will be tagged as #suggestive.

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BLOG RULES / GUIDELINES

Mun and character are both adults.

Pelipper Mail, Mystery Gift, and Magic Anon are OFF!

ANY kind of PKMN IRL blog can interact. However, be aware that she will be incredibly skeptical of claims she believes to be outlandish.

IN-CHARACTER anon hate and NEGATIVE interactions are fine! Encouraged, even!

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GENERAL TAGS

#scratchpost -> general talking tag

#snatched -> reblog tag

#payback -> answered asks

#lil rascal -> posts involving her lil shit of a Purrloin that she loves

#bonehead tag -> posting about her bitch coworker

[daughter-of-sapph0]

tw lying

Keep reading

[pokemonarchive]

Purrloin (2022) - VSTAR Universe Illustrator: Narumi Sato Brilliant Stars

[purrlescent-sense]

You know it has to be linked

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IjuSycXjqM

yknow what. youre right. i HAVENT checked there yet.

[purrlescent-sense]

“where are my keys?” i say, patting my pockets while sitting comfortably in the air-conditioned car.

[a-students-stoutland]

hey @everyone y'all know that there is actually no comfortable way to lay or sleep or exist on a bed

[the-viridian-city-gym]

Wigglytuff down mattress

[chingling-cacophony]

Euthanasia.

[the-viridian-city-gym]

Can a lack of any feeling truly be equated to comfort in any extent, even if it does definitely result in discomfort being impossible?

[chingling-cacophony]

I would hope so.

[the-viridian-city-gym]

Your outlook on life is quite unlike the current norm

[chingling-cacophony]

Reasonable?

[purrlescent-sense]

no most people would find jumping to euthanasia pretty unreasonable i think

[chingling-cacophony]

Most people are cowards.

[purrlescent-sense]

it sounds more like you just want to die if im bein honest

[a-students-stoutland]

hey @everyone y'all know that there is actually no comfortable way to lay or sleep or exist on a bed

[the-viridian-city-gym]

Wigglytuff down mattress

[chingling-cacophony]

Euthanasia.

[the-viridian-city-gym]

Can a lack of any feeling truly be equated to comfort in any extent, even if it does definitely result in discomfort being impossible?

[chingling-cacophony]

I would hope so.

[the-viridian-city-gym]

Your outlook on life is quite unlike the current norm

[chingling-cacophony]

Reasonable?

[purrlescent-sense]

no most people would find jumping to euthanasia pretty unreasonable i think

[barstoolblues]

mozzarella and parmesan is kind of like the age gap yuri of cheese

[uss-emberprise]

[3liza]

everyone is sick of reading everyone else's list of personal problems at the top of their blogs, we've been over all the reasons why this is a bad idea both interpersonally and as an online safety thing, however i think it should also be mentioned that just showing me the big list of what's wrong with you first thing when i click on your blog counts as spoilers and ruins the narrative tension. i clicked on your blog to find out over time, through a series of mysterious flashbacks and delightful subtextual nods, what's wrong with you. youre taking all the fun out of it

[suigintou]

[desolendate]

im literally in tears what the fuck

[storm-of-the-swarm]

[trying not to vaguepost] sometimes a post on my dashboard says something i dont agree with

[chingling-cacophony]

You... hit pokeballs with a baseball bat?

It is tradition, yes.

[purrlescent-sense]

oh my gof….. its yuo….. the guy hiyting christian baby voltorbd with bats….

[chingling-cacophony]

What on Earth are you talking about?

[purrlescent-sense]

[purrlescent-sense]

I see you didn't hydrate enough while getting drunk last night

ffffuck off. kitty on my lap

[purrlescent-sense]

goddddd my head fuckimh hurtsssss thamk god i domt have a shifr today

who put that gif there. eh fuck it wgat the heck ever. shut the hell up dot gif.

[chingling-cacophony]

You... hit pokeballs with a baseball bat?

It is tradition, yes.

[purrlescent-sense]

oh my gof….. its yuo….. the guy hiyting christian baby voltorbd with bats….

[purrlescent-sense]

rascal meowing and begging for my drink like buddy i dont think you’re old enough for a jack daniels