an absolute mess lol

I try to be aesthetically pleasing but this blog is such a hot mess Follow my art blog @charred-arrows and my fandom blog @inside-levis-pocket LV 21

[daftpatience]

drinking water when I have a headache should give instant relief. it should go away. what's even the point of drinking water if it can't do that

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

If you mess up a social interaction you can say "Failed Experiment" and move on

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

Cannot stress enough that you say this in your head

[coffee-biscuit-aesthetic]

hey chat, how are we feeling about the tiktok ban and the potential for more tumblr refugees to result?

[feluka]

please think of the disabled people of gaza. please think of the diabetic people of gaza. please think of the neurodivergent people of gaza. please think of those whose lives are relying on medicine that has either stopped coming in due to the blockade, or is available in such scarcity that its price has skyrocketed.

we're approaching winter. on top of the challenge of securing waterproof tents and sufficiently warm clothing, some diabetic people in gaza have stopped taking their insulin as they can no longer afford it. those who are able to acquire it for now know every shot may be their last.

[feluka]

mohammed @ahmed0khalil, only 19, has been injured with shrapnel in his leg.

his father is diabetic.

one of his younger siblings is blind, and another is autistic.

imagine that kind of pressure during a genocide.

Donate to Help Ahmed Khalil's family evacuate to safety, organized by Mohammed Khalil

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the least we can do is shoulder some of the financial burden. don't forget about the disabled people of gaza.

vetted here

[coffee-biscuit-aesthetic]

i wish i was joking, but for once The Onion clearly isn’t

The Onion wins Alex Jones' Infowars in bankruptcy auction

The satirical news company plans to shutter Jones’ Infowars and rebuild the website featuring well-known internet humor writers and content

[anexperimentallife]

[coffee-biscuit-aesthetic]

head cannon that wriothesley will in private come up behind you and lightly pinch your butt- nothing sexual really, it’s just an odd way he shows his teasing affection for you

[coffee-biscuit-aesthetic]

idk if anyone has said this before but Wriothesley would def be the type to play slow music during love making

that man is ALWAYS listening to his records, in his story quest he played some music for the traveler and in that one web event he was with a lil shark poster that looks like him holding a mic and singing and a sticker of a shark with music notes around him. i can so see him as the type to think about the environment before he tried to set the mood

he would even have a lil stash of slow songs stored just for the occasion too AAAA

[coffee-biscuit-aesthetic]

crying sobbing Wriothesley would look so good with a tan + light scruff but since he spends so much time in Meropide he never gets the chance to go outside often enough to sun bathe and get a tan :(((

[coffee-biscuit-aesthetic]

head canon that Wriothesley will sometimes say the grossest and out of pocket shit to you just to get a reaction out of you like

you just ate something- still got the flavor of it in your mouth and Wriothesley wants a kiss so you give him a lil closed mouthed peck. that’s not what he was wanting and he’s all pouty bc you didn’t give him an open mouth kiss?? you tell him that you JUST ATE SMTH and that your breath is kinda gross

and he dead ass looks at you and says “what if i wanted a snack with my kiss?”

*GAG*

LIKE??? DUDE UR SO NASTY?? WHY WOULD YO U SAY THAT??

and he finds your reaction funny- he wasn’t being serious but??? he’ll just say things like that???

[shigure]

🥘 stillstainless following

full dishwasher kind of annoying actually. release me

🔲 tupperware follow

can we all agree that handwash onlys are attention seeking? you're using the same dish soap as the rest of us but you need a sponge bath because you're too good for a shower

🍳 cast-iron following

op some people will die if they're washed with soap at all. unlike certain plastic divas dishes that claim to be "top row only" like that makes a fucking difference.

🔲 tupperware follow

can you actually fuck off

🥣 countercandy mutuals

fav thing to hold

fruit

vegetables

keys

candy

soup

something else/not a bowl

Voting ended onFeb 20, 2024

☕ mug-shots follow

i love being on the top row like you are NOTTT using me for coffee LMAOO

🐾 dogbowl follow

dusty ass

🍴silverwarewolf following

all tucked in. in my drawer. with my polycule <3

#and these takeout chopsticks too i guess #ok

🥡 lunchb0x follow

Excited for summer break 😃 Can't wait to see what kinds of mold i'll collect this year

#ForgottenAgain #BackpackGang #LockerGang

🔁cast-iron following

anonymous asked: Why are you whining about how other dishes like to be washed when you're literally covered in spaghetti stains

tupperware answered: what if i killed myself

🥤 papercup mutuals

WASP IN ME

[coffee-biscuit-aesthetic]

after taking a swim in the ocean Wriothesley always bends down in front of you and shakes his head to swish his hair dry (and is totally NOT trying to flick water on you)

[coffee-biscuit-aesthetic]

i hate the human condition (spit went down the wrong pipe)

[itsbrucey]

Big fan of sun motifs in characters not necessarily being about positivity and happiness and how they're so " bright and warm" but instead being about fucking brutal they are.

Radiant. A FORCE of nature that will turn you to ash. That warmth that burns so hot it feels like ice. Piercing yellow and red and white. A character being a Sun because you cannot challenge a Sun without burning alive or taking everything down with them if victorious.

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

been repeating this in my head all day

[borange]

honest to god fill my uterus with these, how many will fit? how many until its noticeable? lets make a game out of it! get them big ass balls into me

[02nd]

hi

[2urban2fantasy-deactivated20241]

You should all be beaten like piñatas

[benihana-circumcision]

dont do that bro the fucking boba r gonna shoot out

[fear-of-the-familiar-and-known]

Yeah that’s how piñatas work. How are you gonna eat the candy if it doesn’t come out?

[coffee-biscuit-aesthetic]

i hate almost every person in this thread. good job

[evengirlierballs]

welcome to 2023 :) happy out of touch thursday

[transgendercyborg-deactivated20]

[ash-the-tiefling]

you're out of touch

[raingoesboomboom-deactivated202]

i'm out of time

[ryan-sometimes]

Today on clownery from my fraternity: I started “pavlov training” this guy from my frat as a joke but now it’s actually working

[ryan-sometimes]

Context: This guy from my frat (I’m in a coed academic frat) is really into geography, and he’s been trying to learn all the state capitals of Brazil. I happen to be Brazilian, so I’ve been helping him learn them along with pronunciations. One day I was eating a pack of m&ms and decided to quiz him. If he got the question right he got an m&m, and if he got it wrong I’d eat it. Thus a tradition between us was born. If I’m eating a snack I’ll quiz him a bit and give him a tiny treat if he’s right.

Anyways, today I was in our frat lounge eating some m&ms by myself, kinda minding my own business. I eventually got really bored and wondered what would happen if I gave everyone in a lounge an m&m except for him, so I did that. He noticed and then started dropping every Brazilian state capital he could think of, getting increasingly desperate until he just started naming random Brazilian cities. A few of them he repeated multiple times to get the perfect pronunciation. It was like watching a dog do every trick it knows in rapid succession, just hoping something would get a treat. I eventually gave him a few m&ms and started wondering what the hell I’ve done

[hexquestt]