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just found out robins shoes say “won't go down in history but i will go down on your sister” ..... feeling so incredibly gay tonight

imakegoodlifechoices

This is the Stranger Things info I’m here for.

samebitchnewname

The heel also says TIDDIESZ

secondclassvines

“Ping pong can get intense sometimes”

arsanatomica

I read this study by @universityofbristol that used ai to model vision in different types of animals. It makes big cats a lot more terrifying. Deer and antelope like to hang out with birds, and the birds give warning calls when they spot a predator. From the deers perspective, the birds must have some psychic ability. Since deer can’t experience these colors, they probably can’t imagine that predators are a completely obvious color to other animals. There’s probably a lot of things that we cannot see, don’t have the words for, and don’t have the capacity to imagine, but they exist. Other places to see my posts: INSTAGRAM / FACEBOOK / ETSY / KICKSTARTER

mars-wants-sleep

quinintheclouds

Y'all have,,, NO idea how much I want a pizza rn. It is taking all of my willpower to save my money and not order one this instant to celebrate getting stuff done today

quinintheclouds

late-stage capitalism is i want pizza but congress won’t buy me one

wait I haven’t tried

I’m gonna call my congressman and see

quinintheclouds

Hmm… Ted Cruz isn’t answering. Still a coward, I see,

quinintheclouds

I’m gonna ask my governor now and tell him Cruz said it was out of his jurisdiction so he’ll feel all important. dude sued the city and is richer than god he can afford a pizza

quinintheclouds

HDGJDFHGJ SOMEONE PICKED UP,,, this is how it went:

Me: Hello, I would like to request an audience with Governor Abbott

Secretary: I’m sorry. I can relay a message and have him get back to you in a call or email.

Me: Okay, thanks! Due to some recent changes and current economic disparity in Texas, I’ve calculated that Gov. Abbott makes enough a year to buy over 10,000 pizzas, for example. As a display of his claims to make efforts towards rebuilding the middle class, all I ask is that he buy me one single pizza.

Secretary: *incredulous laugh/scoff noise*

Me: That’s less than 0.0001% of his salary, not even taking his enormous wealth into consideration, and will affect my voting decision next election cycle. My paypal is https://www.paypal.me/quinintheclouds

Secretary: …I’ll let him know.

Secretary: *Hangs up*

quinintheclouds

None of them bought me a pizza. Guess you could say they crust my dreams :((

quinintheclouds

pLOT TWIST THE SECRETARY SENT ME $15 FOR MAKING HER LAUGH AND CAUSE SHE HATES WORKING THERE,,, THE SUBJECT LINE SAID POLITICAL PIZZA

crowleyisourking

I scrolled away but had to come back and reblog.

southbreak

This is amazing

hasnoname1982

As a person who freaks out about talking to my own family members, I am in awe of the fact that you actually did this

quinintheclouds

me too, but consider: I was really hungry

hellllrazor

“Hmm… Ted Cruz isn’t answering. Still a coward, I see,” is the most powerful thing I’ve ever read.

certified-dumbass

This is absolutely beautiful

vodcar

country gnomes,

take my bones

cryptidfuckery

to a place,

they don't belong

annabellioncourt

see shit like this is the reason that it’s so hard to turn my back on this website. Where else, pray tell, are you going to find this kind of quality nonsense.

druggeddraccus

west virginia

sergle

what would you say is the funniest sentence or phrase you've ever read on the internet?

FRUIT BY THE FUCK

catchymemes

daisyannewinchester

I love how this could be either am or pm and still make sense

callmebyyourelame

My dad just told me that when he was my age he tripped on acid a lot and every time he tripped he found the meaning of life but by the time he was sober he had forgotten it. So, he told himself that the next time he tripped he would write it down. So he tripped again, and went and wrote it down and when he woke up he was so excited to see everything that he wrote so he went and opened the notebook and all it said was “orange juice”.

cutespoonie

the two bad fatigue moods:

gets super emotional, cries over the smallest things, empathetic™, can’t handle anything, irritable, overstimulated™, anxious

can’t feel anything, barely able to think, apathic™, can’t relate to anything, emptiness™, can’t cry, slow™, dissociating

captainsblogsupplemental

seinheit

WIG??

yourdadsghoulfriend

God I really needed to see this right now.

dogfella-deactivated20150228

yelling hard enough triggers my gag reflex

kochamchleb

I cannot believe I get to see this video again

unthrash-deactivated20151110

rocky horror is the worst and is also transmisogynistic can we please finally get over this shit movie

fagtrender

ok but like the writer is transgender nonbinary and the language used in the play was the preferred language by trans people of that time can we not deny parts of our history because we’ve evolved since then thanks

minim-calibre

So fucking much this.

PS, youth of today: you’ll be saying the same damn thing about art from this time before too long, for good or for ill. Terminology will, in fact, change. Definitions will, in fact, shift. It always does, they always do.

PPS, it is pretty much impossible to overstate how life-alteringly important this movie was to kids who didn’t conform to standard expectations of gender and sexuality, back in the day. Especially when back in the day was the mid-to-late 1980s, when the only queers you saw on TV were neutered AIDS tragedies, Bowie was playing straight, and even Elton John was married to a woman, and midnight showing of RHPS were pretty much the only place that felt like home. It was mental life raft for a lot of people.

I was one of them.