pyromaniac

dude i have no fucking clue what this is supposed to be...

[anywhoozles]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Sam Handwich.

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If Pikiwedia says it it must be true.

[zooperdoopers]

I made Pikiwedia real. Works for any Wikipedia page. Use this wisely :)‌

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Oh, wary dell vone

[real-language-facts]

do u think if we dig a hole as deep as the tower of babel we'll get the edenic language back?

i think we will get cave demons but thats ok. i wonder what language cave demons speak

[beemovieerotica]

you put a dog on a diet and he'll start begging for plain ass vinegar like he's christ on the cross

[beemovieerotica]

ok my apologies, apparently it was a big deal that jesus did NOT beg for vinegar while on the cross. and this was like, religiously important.

anyway my dog is suffering more than christ

[cpericardium]

[cityelf]

Left is MY FIC, right is the ACTUAL BOOK QUOTE IT WAS INSPIRED BY

(Mask context: masquerade ball / cinderella au)

It has been doing numbers EVERYWHERE and I only found out from this lovely person who commented on Ao3:

So yeah I guess if anyone wants to read an 8 year old Song of Achilles fanfic written in a fever dream after watching Into The Woods, be my guest

[dilf-din]

I shit you not, one of my friends got engaged and used this for their caption yesterday 😭😭😭

Should I tell her 🤭

[cityelf]

NOOOOOO OH MY GOD LMAO

[chosenofthegods]

That is a new level of containment breach

[king-the-pathetic]

I

Love

Him

[king-the-pathetic]

Stop saying that my son looks like a tragic backstory wife 😭

[ellensilica]

i cant believe im almost 20 and i still have never gotten drunk or gotten high

[ellensilica]

cant believe im almost 30 and i've never kissed anyone

[ellensilica]

i cant believe i'm almost 80 and i've never left my grotto or heard another person's voice or tasted even a morsel of food

[thekinglemingle]

I referred to something as a "real Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra moment" in conversation with someone who has never seen TNG, and let me tell you, that was a real Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra moment

[inthefallofasparrow]

juxtaposition

[piratewithvigor]

Just saw a bird get a worm at 8:06pm.

Never let the morning people say it can't be done

[inthefallofasparrow]

Early bird so early he starts the night before

[blizzardofjj]

[ufo-offical]

*flies past*

[tockthewatchdog]

[thepaisleyelf]

There’s a liquor store near my house that seems to be run exclusively by frat boys. They lovingly curate these bags, which I browsed today while “Oops I Did It Again” played through the store speakers. This is art to me, there is beauty everywhere for those with eyes to see it

[thepaisleyelf]

The update everyone has been waiting for….

[sinick]

These are called Cutty Bangs in San Francisco!

The wowsers probably banned them here in Oz.

[wastrelwoods]

new mychart message! aw damn....doc says my reality and existence lab work was wayyy off so she's referring me to an Ontologist

[beingharsh]

“We’re at the center of the world,” Jim announces. Abe and Tashi start looking around like they missed the marker—should be a plaque or something, right? “Orange County is the end of history, its purest product. Civilization kept moving west for thousands of years, in a sunset tropism, until they came to the edge here on the Pacific and they couldn’t go any farther. And so they stopped here and did it. And by that time they were in the great late surge of corporate capitalism, so that everything here is purely organized, to buy and sell, buy and sell, every little piece of us.” “Fucking Marxist Commie.”

The Gold Coast, Kim Stanley Robinson

[play-now-my-lord]

new evidence shows dogs have "intuitive mastery of the bessemer steelmaking process", backing up centuries of anecdotes by blacksmiths in which a dog would whine and bark in distress when pig iron was heated without sufficient access to air in their presence. "It's possible Bessemer or others who claimed to have invented the process were inspired by the behavior of dogs, or that dogs communicated the details of this vital industrial process to them by unknown means", paper concludes