Coffee Casanova Corner

A place where I am able to surround myself with the things I enjoy and feel. :)

[afieldinengland]

crop top that says “FRANKENSTEIN” across the chest and booty shorts that say “FRANKENSTEIN’S MONSTER” across the ass

[youngromantics]

The Protected Sex

With apologies to James Whitcomb Riley.

("The result of taking second place to girls at school is that the boy feels a sense of inferiority that he is never afterward able entirely to shake off."—Editorial in London Globe against co-education.)

There, little girl, don't read,

You're fond of your books, I know,

But Brother might mope

If he had no hope

Of getting ahead of you.

It's dull for a boy who cannot lead.

There, little girl, don't read.

-Alice Duer Miller

[youngromantics]

The Protected Sex

With apologies to James Whitcomb Riley.

("The result of taking second place to girls at school is that the boy feels a sense of inferiority that he is never afterward able entirely to shake off."—Editorial in London Globe against co-education.)

There, little girl, don't read,

You're fond of your books, I know,

But Brother might mope

If he had no hope

Of getting ahead of you.

It's dull for a boy who cannot lead.

There, little girl, don't read.

-Alice Duer Miller

[vvotton]

check these glossy fuckin scans of the original manuscript of The Picture of Dorian Gray in Oscar’s own hand (full size: 1; 2; 3; 4; source)

[coffeecasanova17]

When I get discouraged, I remind myself that Oscar Wilde would want me to be a bad bitch.

[deanwinchcester-archive-deactiv]

reblog this with what your parents almost named you 

[jehans-search-history]

Is it safe to use a ouija board in a graveyard if it is to ask Oscar Wilde for fashion advice?

[henrywxnter]

on all levels except physical i'm hanging out with oscar wilde

[sneakyfeets]

Does anyone have that pic of the three cats lined up and the black one has a really stupid look on its face

[thelarrygodmother]

You mean this one???

[sneakyfeets]

Yes thank you

[qvotable]

If you are not long, I will wait here for you all my life.

Oscar Wilde // The Importance of Being Earnest (via qvotable)

[little-comet]

the Netflix films, Candy Jar and The Kissing Booth, were both fanfiction/cheesy-teenage-written-romance-scenarios 

yet

Candy Jar is an underrated film y’all need to hype that movie up more than The Kissing Booth in my opinion

[tobeseenthrough]

My whole life I hated you. Not because I knew you but because I thought you hated me too.

[geekingdweeb]

Oscar Wilde didn’t die for me to ‘calm down’

[deadpoetwilde]

are they,,,, you know,,,, [makes motion of flinging myself onto a divan] an unspeakable of the oscar wilde sort?

[pastelparrotlet]

Try stuff. Put plants in your room even if you aren’t the best at caring for them. Attempt that dessert recipe even if it turns out ugly. Listen to that music you’ve been meaning to try for a while. The world is full of infinite sources of goodness and the best thing to do it to try and find as many as possible.

[coffeecasanova17]

True! I used to be really bad at caring for plants (I’ve killed succulents and even cacti). You have to try!

[classic-lit-memes4u]

Darcy: I gave Elizabeth a get well soon card

Bingley: that’s great! I’m sorry to hear she’s sick, I was worried you didn’t like her since at the ball—

Darcy: oh she’s not sick

Bingley: ...

Darcy: she just needs to be better

Note: this is before they’re married ofc

[hedgewalls-deactivated20211024]

Me: :)

Someone: If Oscar Wilde lived for a couple of more years, we would have had genuine video recordings of him, or at least genuine recordings of his voice, but as things have turned out, he died when he did and we now have not a single piece of audio or video that we are for certain depicts the mannerisms or voice of Oscar Wilde.

Me: :'(