stuff

laughs. art. self loathing. bugs.

[furbhe]

here he is! his name is bath bomb, he’s a forb (furby orb) and my boy!

[twibs]

[sniffling]

the only advice you’ll ever need

[official-kazuhira-miller]

[the-flower--girl]

All my bugs!!! Watercolor and embroidery on watercolor paper illustrating Cordyceps fungi.

@one_mad_artist insta

[normal-horoscopes]

ANYTHING CAN BE STOMACH CHURNING HORROR IF YOU DO YOUR BEST AND WORK FROM THE HEART

[normal-horoscopes]

MAYBE READING JUNJI ITO'S ENTIRE COLLECTED WORKS IN ONE SITTING WAS NOT A GOOD IDEA

[veryfunnymemes]

[mistybox051]

!!

[blackxmansxhaki]

Fr? Lemme check this out

[ms-demeanor]

Here’s the link to all of the free online classes offered by Harvard:

https://www.edx.org/school/harvardx

But TBH I prefer the MIT Open Coursewear approach. Feel like taking a class on the policy and economics of nuclear engineering? MIT’s got you covered:

https://ocw.mit.edu/courses/find-by-topic/#cat=engineering&subcat=nuclearengineering&spec=nuclearsystemspolicyandeconomics

In fact they’ve got  you covered with A LOT of their courses, everything from fine arts to immunology.

Have fun :)

[pluto-the-demigod]

WHERE HAS THIS BEEN THE LAST TWO YEARS

[imaeddis-deactivated20200626]

@supernaturallyace @raskolnikovsnapolean

[reality-breaker]

Bill Mayer

[daddylexas-deactivated20160407]

me, with tears in my eyes: time to make a joke

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

from what i can tell bartending is like the adult version of making potions from random things you find in your house/backyard

[ghostmage-deactivated20200411]

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

East coast people pass Midwest people in a store and the Midwest people will strike up a conversation and the east coast people will get all creeped out cuz of how the weird strangers are trying to ask them questions when they're just minding their own business

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

I'm east coast people

[mrp3nguln2]

Im midwest people

Hows that local weather been treating you, huh? Hoo boy, ive sure been experiencing local circumstances

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

*crouches to a defensive stance in the middle of fucking costco*

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

[kristmaskiller]

This is southeast coaster erasure. We will be trapped in conversation until one of us dies.

[obstinatecurator]

Midwesterner: Mornin neighbor

East coaster, immediately regressing into a Nathaniel Hawthorne character: Father warned me there were devils outside the Township

[gayasfuck-universe]

West coaster with earbuds in in the middle of Costco: y'all hear sumthin?

[bedupolker]

Isopods

[bedupolker]

Both of these are now available as stickers on my redbubble! Check them out!

🐞 Take a Chill Pill 🐞

🐞 Rock n Rolly Poly 🐞 

[deepspacepirate]

Whenever someone says I’m kind and patient:

[normal-horoscopes]

Normal Horoscope:

Aries: Every person who ever asks you to make an important decision will do so assuming you’ve slept well and eaten that day. Fair warning. 

Taurus: Stress deposited in the bank of your shoulder blades will only accrue interest. Relax.

Gemini: The discomfort you can’t seem to shake is likely due to the large nest of bees that have made its home inside your ribs. 

Cancer: The human sized stacks of lightbulbs you keep seeing with increasing frequency are not something to be worried about but also not something to be investigated.

Leo: Get ready for a nice day when everything that hates you is eaten by a small dog.

Virgo: Salvation can be found behind the pump display at the local pool supply store. Check while the girl at the front desk isnt looking.

Libra: Whoops! Looks like you’ve angered the sewer biomass simply by existing! If you can’t sacrifice an arm you better find someone else’s! 

Scorpio: Crying is therapeutic! Physicalize your emotions to assist in healing. But not now. It will hear you.

Ophiuchus: You used internet lingo in real life and now you are being targeted by the orbital strike laser.

Sagittarius: Your favorite type of music is now flamenco. You have no say in the matter. Stars said so.

Capricorn: The talisman of rags and teeth is to be kept safe. It is a relic of something older than language itself.

Aquarius: Spend some time fossilizing today. Its good for the heart.

Pisces: Tune in to the bird gossip. Listen carefully. Learn about the bird gossip. 

[normal-horoscopes]

Normal Horoscope

Aries: The stars say to drink lots of water but they pronounced it kinda weird.

Taurus: Tomorrow will be like a tractor, methodical and full of gears.

Gemini: A bit of soul got knocked off today and its rattling around in your stomach.

Cancer: Keep a sharp eye out. That way it can be drawn and sheathed quickly.

Leo: Take advantage of your opportunity. Its not often one gets to physically punch sadness.

Virgo: Preserve the chaos of the universe and present a scorned lover with a live chicken.

Libra: Don’t worry so much. If all else fails you can sell dirt as medicine to white people.

Scorpio: When signing up for classes next semester, avoid the teacher who uses a boa constrictor as a whip.

Saggatarius: Find order in your life by replacing all recepticles in your home with identical shoeboxes.

Capricorn: Make some money in your spare time by dreaming for other people.

Aquarius: The best history teachers carry ornamental maces. You are that teacher.

Picses: A trenchcoat seems too hot. It’s only raining ash.

[alpha-beta-gamer]

West of Dead is a very stylish twin-stick shooter where you shoot your way through Wild West Purgatory as a dead gunslinger with a flaming skull and the voice of Ron Perlman!

Read More & Play The Open Beta, Free (Xbox One)

[normal-horoscopes]

The Signs and Love III:

Aries: You love like a rollercoaster, full of change and energy, vibrating at high velocity and responsible for a not small amount of deaths every year.

Taurus: You love like a mother, but not in a creepy way. You love like a spider mom. Constantly bursting with sacs of love.

Gemini: You love calmly. Perhaps too calmly. Your heart hasnt beat in years. Your blood moves slowly as the world rockets by.

Cancer: You love like a warship. You are a steady, nigh-unsinkable thing, but explosive if hit in the stern.

Leo: You love like a flock of wild parrots that learned to crave human flesh. Just good enough at talking to trick someone into letting you eat them alive.

Virgo: Your love is a D&D game turned fistfight. Catharsis. 

Libra: You had an unrequited crush and so you became the unrequited crush. All of them. You forgot what you look like under so many layers of tanned skin.

Scorpio: Your love is like a new set of art pens, the potential to paint with every color of the wind or more specifically these 16 colors of the wind. You get the job done.

Ophiuchus: You love like the small child in the supermarket concealing a firecracker under her raincoat. You are quite clever, but in a property damage kidna way.

Sagittarius: You are two power bottoms duct taped together at the spine to generate the worlds first perpetual motion machine. Infinite power.

Capricorn: You love like an escaped panther. This aint your comfort zone, not by a long shot, but when has that ever stopped you?

Aquarius: The Lesbian Antlers. 

Pisces: You love like an asexual samurai. You’re just here for the swords and if it become a problem, you have a sword.

[nosdrinker]

[bangs9-deactivated20130723]

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE I AM

[pikaole]

🦏Rhino and Stag 🦌

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