mulder? i barely know her

20 [ she/her ] ipad kid?

[coffi-cake]

infj ll stem major ll caffeine afflicted

disorganized blog worshipping pretty people

sfw blog but mdni

[blueangelbby]

“You shaved your bush” trend but it’s Dennis, Victoria, and Trinity impersonating their bosses and Robby walks in on Victoria going “No, Dr. Robby would be much more devastated than that” and Trinity drops her voice and goes “Whitaker you shaved your bush?”

And Robby bursts into tears because Dennis did you really-

[moonygirl111]

james about regulus😭

[oneswordstyle]

[sevikasbooyahh]

Oh so she wants me to die, basically

[lockedintheimpala]

remember that time dean winchester "this isn't youuu babe come back to meee" cringe rom com-ed his way past heaven's mind control when the love of his life was beating him to a pulp and cas was all like oh yeah this ain't me everything I do is for you and it was, like, super gay? no just me?

[somelokivariant]

bisexual Dean Winchester save me

bisexual Dean Winchester

[dreadwife]

it's so funny when men try to act like walter white is a stoic badass when he spends 50% of the show's run time looking like this

[batbetbitbotbut]

"focaccia, serves 4" yes all 4 me

[batbetbitbotbut]

"tiramisu, serves 2" yes all 2 myself

[introvertia]

“pizza, serves 8” yes I 8 it all.

[strawlessandbraless]

Castiel learning he could distance himself from god and heaven by blaspheming, that in blasphemy lies freedom. So he did just that. Saving the righteous man from hell, marking him with his brand for all to see, carving his name into his ribs. Secreting away and protecting his brothers favorite vessel and his fathers favorite toy all while playing house and raising a son with the man he loved

[softieskywalker]

i think the key difference between george lucas’s star wars and disney’s star wars is that lucas is a man with an ideology. someone with a point of view, and all that entails. which comes with ideas of revolution, anti-imperialism, challenging the status quo, cultural appropriation and racist stereotypes. complex and contradictory ideas because that’s how artists are: complex and complicated people. disney is not. disney is a corporation. a corporation can’t have ideology, because ideology defeats the purpose of profit. and when the only thing you do is to turn on the movie manufacturing machine before you sit down and plan what ideas are you trying to convey to the audience, then your results are going to be washed out corporate garbage. and because when you’re a giant corporation who only cares about selling to the widest audience possible, you can’t take sides. you can’t decide on an idea. because you want to sell your product to people who are on the entire political spectrum. which results in movies without ideology, without purpose, without soul.

[david-talks-sw]

I have been looking for this post for years after I came across it and it’s finally here and I need to reblog this because it is absolutely and entirely accurate.

[comebackali]

#as I always say: lucas was making a samurai film and a ww2 flying ace film and a western film and adding laser swords#because he fundamentally LIKED samurai films and dambusters films and westerns and 40’s adventure serials#but disney are making a ‘star wars film’ and adding nothing because it already had laser swords and they have nothing else to say#xerox of a xerox baybeeeee (via harrietvane)

[modernmusess]

katniss: everyone’s so focused on protecting peeta because they too know how pure hearted he is and believe that he—a boy they’ve never even met before—deserves to survive over them and their friends of literal decades

finnick, to literally everyone else: okay if peeta dies she’s gonna kill all of us and then herself, so hands in, protect bread boy on three-

[novakstogive]

SUPERNATURAL (2005—2020) 1.11 "Scarecrow"

[beardedmrbean]

how to commit to the bit properly

[cabingold]

hilarious to me how Percy and Thalia just Don't Have Teachers. hazel learned magic from hecate and Gaea. Jason had loads of resources on hand from the Senate. Nico had fucking King Minos teach him to raise the dead. thalia improvised lightning when she was 12 and almost killed Luke and percy figured out he could breath underwater accidentally when the Chimera pushed him into the Mississippi River from a 600-foot height. arent they just so funny

[deanwinchesterkiss]

dean is a pervert and sam is a freak

[superhell]

i just don't think 16 minutes is going to cover it