more like wiener of the first yawn @cogham - Tumblr Blog

save me, rice mixed with some bullshit

he would not fucking say that, but with disability.. he would not fucking be able bodied. sick n tired of characters walking away from multiple life changing injuries without a scratch. let’s get some natural consequences in here.

give that knife/sword fight survivor nerve damage. give the character who was shot in the gut a stoma. give that fire survivor lung damage and an oxygen cannula. give that leg injury survivor a cane. give that starvation survivor gastroparesis. give that spinal injury survivor a manual chair or powerchair.

while we’re at it, give your characters congenital disabilities too, just because. give them intellectual and development disabilities. give them acquired and postviral illnesses. dare to make somebody bedbound. for me.

#if i can have a heart condition so can my comfort characters<3 sorry alberich #in this house we love characters with disabilities #alberich will always go blind at some point in all verses like it is just a part of his character man #mohg will always have shit joints idc the chronic pain is real. but its ok canes can be styled in human aus #also every time someone says ‘happy ending au<3’ abt a disabled character and nothing has changed except they are no longer disabled #i personally reach into heaven and tear the wings off of an angel STOP doing that #delete later #probably. ive just been seeing this so much recently its pissin me off as someone whose top comfort char is blind cjfndn #magically curing his blindness will not somehow improve him. stop acting like it’s a Flaw. smh.

meow-moment

i do not minmax i do not play competitively i do not optimize my build i do not grind i do not topscore i do not give a shit about leaderboards. i play to have fun and if im not having fun i go do something else

#and this is why i dont play elden ring 🫶🏽 NCNDNSM

mercblues

a car you used to drive can also be a kind of dead wife

#MY JETTA :C

sometiktoksarevalid

#i mean truly though chsnsn

pompompompeii

monsterfucker-research-wizard

@kittybroker

kittybroker

The ever-sonorous hockey buzzer now available for the low price of only $9.95!

#perfect creature

tiktoksthataregood-ish

feministfandomforever

Can't help but giggle is my favorite genre

#STOP THIS IS SO CUTE AND FUNNY😭😭

pussygrinder-deactivated2022191

entranced by his average pennsylvanian pussy

pussygrinder-deactivated2022191

this post is about trent reznor do not derail

godflesh-deactivated20240624

#okay yeah yeah laugh rule

ndiecity-deactivated20241101

*leading the dark souls knight I adopted off the street by the hand into a gas station* so this is sort of like our bonfire. They have a lot of different kinds of estus here

#this is how my friends have to introduce me to new media <- guy who has only ever played dark souls

sometiktoksarevalid

#oh this is so fucking delightful

freakoutgirl

It's important to have one medium you are pretentious about and another medium that shows you also have dogshit taste

#fromsoft titles vs neopets 🫶🏽#… though i say this as video games vs webgames but tbh tdf still goes hard so maybe all my mediums suck LOL

godlessondheimite

A YA romantasy writer filed suit against another writer for copyright infringement, and as is always the case with these things, she padded her claims with delusionally spurious examples. The judge issued a 160-page ruling against the plaintiff where you can tell from the start how resentful they (or whatever clerk actually did the work) are to have been forced by duty to have read the works in question.