Eat the Rude

[victoriangold]

Based on this post :) this reminds me a lot of Michelangelo‘s Creation of Adam and somehow it’s even hornier than the original.

[princessracecar]

Armand, crouched over Daniel’s sleeping form and peering directly into his face: I wish for nothing more than to crack open your rib cage and consume your heart so that you would remain with me forever. If it would not kill you, I would crawl inside you so that we would become one, so that we would never be parted, so that your bloody soul would remain intertwined with whatever tattered pieces of me remain.

Daniel, cracking one eye open in the dark: Sure thing babe, I love you too.

[mossycakes]

daniel molloy matched armands freak so hard armand had to erase his memory because it was too intense lmfao

[cheesewhimsy]

[fuckyeahgravityfalls]

[rocktheholygrail]

1x10 || 2x08

[betterbemeta]

You know what would be a good story? a fat girl vampire.

can you imagine?

“I’ve never seen you eat are you insecure” “no…”

“here let me lift that for you” “I got it, thanks” *uses inhuman strength to lift bags*

“I’ve never seen you go to the beach, do you have trouble shopping for a bathing suit” “haha… yeah”

“There’s no way that girl can catch me… she’s huge!” “Hello, dinner.” *running with super fast vampire speed*

“She can’t fit in here! I’m safe!” *turns into a gas and slips under the door*

“How come you never go out?” “Well, I never get invited to parties…”

“Come to the gym with me! We should lose weight” “Not in a thousand years.” (incidentally, that’s when she was last alive.)

“You need to go on a diet!” “I’ll start with you.” *literally eats that person*

[mayakern]

hello

[rocktheholygrail]

2x02 || 3x13

[coheesenpai]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

I started this fic for an event in one of the discord groups I'm in. It's still new and I'm working on the next chapter as well as a few other writing projects. I just want to share the love I have for my favorite HP ship.

[thecoolestcowboy]

⚪️ afab (assigned female at birth)

⚪️ amab (assigned male at birth)

🔘 acab (assigned catboy after banishment)

[mermaidstede]

behind the scenes of Taika Waititi as Blackbeard in OUR FLAG MEANS DEATH

[castiel]

you won

[criiitter]

redraw of the best scene in the whole damn show

[rocktheholygrail]

2x12 || 2x13

[ladiesofcinema]

Susan Sarandon as Janet Weiss 

The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975) dir Jim Sharman

[voidandradiance]

the most disorienting thing thats ever happened to me was when a linguistics major stopped in the middle of our conversation, looked me in the eye, and said, "you have a very interesting vernacular. were you on tumblr in 2014?" and i had to just stand there and process that one for a good ten seconds

[legilimens-library]

Y/N: *kisses Severus’s cheek*

Severus: What was that?

Y/N: Affection

Severus: Disgusting

Severus: …

Severus: …Do it again.