Based on this post :) this reminds me a lot of Michelangeloâs Creation of Adam and somehow itâs even hornier than the original.
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Based on this post :) this reminds me a lot of Michelangeloâs Creation of Adam and somehow itâs even hornier than the original.
Armand, crouched over Danielâs sleeping form and peering directly into his face: I wish for nothing more than to crack open your rib cage and consume your heart so that you would remain with me forever. If it would not kill you, I would crawl inside you so that we would become one, so that we would never be parted, so that your bloody soul would remain intertwined with whatever tattered pieces of me remain.
Daniel, cracking one eye open in the dark: Sure thing babe, I love you too.
daniel molloy matched armands freak so hard armand had to erase his memory because it was too intense lmfao
1x10 || 2x08
You know what would be a good story? a fat girl vampire.
can you imagine?
âIâve never seen you eat are you insecureâ ânoâŠâ
âhere let me lift that for youâ âI got it, thanksâ *uses inhuman strength to lift bags*
âIâve never seen you go to the beach, do you have trouble shopping for a bathing suitâ âhaha⊠yeahâ
âThereâs no way that girl can catch me⊠sheâs huge!â âHello, dinner.â *running with super fast vampire speed*
âShe canât fit in here! Iâm safe!â *turns into a gas and slips under the door*
âHow come you never go out?â âWell, I never get invited to partiesâŠâ
âCome to the gym with me! We should lose weightâ âNot in a thousand years.â (incidentally, thatâs when she was last alive.)
âYou need to go on a diet!â âIâll start with you.â *literally eats that person*
hello
2x02 || 3x13
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
I started this fic for an event in one of the discord groups I'm in. It's still new and I'm working on the next chapter as well as a few other writing projects. I just want to share the love I have for my favorite HP ship.
âȘïž afab (assigned female at birth)
âȘïž amab (assigned male at birth)
đ acab (assigned catboy after banishment)
behind the scenes of Taika Waititi as Blackbeard in OUR FLAG MEANS DEATH
you won
redraw of the best scene in the whole damn show
2x12 || 2x13
Susan Sarandon as Janet WeissÂ
The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975) dir Jim Sharman
the most disorienting thing thats ever happened to me was when a linguistics major stopped in the middle of our conversation, looked me in the eye, and said, "you have a very interesting vernacular. were you on tumblr in 2014?" and i had to just stand there and process that one for a good ten seconds
Y/N: *kisses Severusâs cheek*
Severus: What was that?
Y/N: Affection
Severus: Disgusting
Severus: âŠ
Severus: âŠDo it again.