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Modern AU Youtuber/Streamer Grantaire would have SO MANY Truck Simulator Let's Plays that he fills with, of course, yapping.

#grantaire #truck simulator is surprisingly fun and very compatible with yapping

It's almost midnight, I'm at my grandparents house, sleeping in the living room bc the house is full.

Turn on the TV, comedy central and find a Greek mythology inspired animated adult comedy called Krapopolis.

Is it stupid? Yes. Kind of annoying? Yes. Is it making me chuckle sometimes anyway? YES

So, will I watch it anyway because I'm bored and it's still Greek mythology? Uhu

theconcealedweapon

maarvarq

Always bear in mind that there is absolutely no legitimate evidence that Luigi was actually the one who killed the insurance company guy.

theconcealedweapon

Of course he wasn't. He was at a party with me that day.

tiny-space-whale

No but like literally, actually. All bits aside.

He didn't do it.

The cops very clearly planted evidence on him because they had to make an arrest because all eyes were on them and whoever actually did the deed was making them look stupid.

Why would the real killer hero have kept the weapon on his person and traveled two states over while carrying it and a manifesto in his bag, conveniently turning the crime into a federal matter? The same guy whose bag they found in a park, filled with monopoly money? Why did the police turn off their bodycams, take Luigi's stuff, drive a block away, turn their bodycams back on, go back into the restaurant, and then arrest him?

From the moment of his arrest, even left-of-center media has been presuming his guilt without examining anything (e.g. calling him "the killer" instead of "alleged" or "accused") and then when I say he didn't do it, the nearest person chimes in with some quip that tells me they think he did do it but should go free anyway. Don't get me wrong, I would have the same attitude if he had done it. But he didn't. It makes me feel like the only sane person in the world, even among my staunchly leftist friends.

thememedaddy

I love hitting characters with the Acespec Arospec Bi beam

Eg. Asexual Demiromantic Bi, Graysexual Bi Aromantic, etc.

God knows why it's a mystery 🤔🤔🤔

pouletpourri

in another timeline they were mother and daughter

ikimaru

I wanted to do solo pics for the others too! 👀

#my 2 blorbos

lesmisrarepairdaily

The Les Mis Rarepair of the day is …

❤️ Fantine/Georges Pontmercy❤️

They meet in the countyside and bond over leaving their beloved children behind despite their will. They work together to get them back. Cosette and Marius are raised as siblings.

Lily Collins as Fantine

Henry Lloyd-Hughes as Georges Pontmercy

Do you ship it?

Yes (ironically)

Yes (unironically)

Yes (but only unrequited)

No

Their shared parenthood story is neutral to me.

Voting ended onMay 2

#if it wasnt for making marisette awkward id ship the hell out of it #but I cant really ship both in my mind so im choosing Marisette #But i like to think in a modern AU theyd have a very supportive in laws friendship

susandsnell

reuploaded bc ykw i'm fed up. fandom misogyny bingo

#The 'she deserves better' thing SPECIFICALLY #no maybe i want her in a toxic ship #lots of these have the same vibe of forcing women into a saintly supportive figure (often erasing flaws in the process)#which then gives them an excuse to not develop them in their head because 'bland is boring'#when theyre the ones who refuse to make them interesting by giving them depth

oneheadtoanother

grand-theft-carbohydrates

i-am-a-fish

there is nothing badass about not taking an ibuprofen when you need it

anarcho-communism-revolution

heartpeacenquiet

throathole

I really love when cats use their front legs to hold something in place while they use their back legs to kick the absolute shit out of it

throathole

Destruction. Annihilation, even

teaboot

Too bad the prophet Cassandra never met Odysseus

teaboot

They say if she made a prophecy Nobody would believe her

edgar-allan-possum

I’ve gotta say, that is exactly the kind of stupid thing that probably would circumvent a curse.

elidyce

Cassandra: YOU ARE ALL GOING TO REGRET THIS SO MUCH YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW.

Odysseus: Regret it why?

Cassandra: You won’t believe me if I tell you. If I prophecy, nobody believes me. That is my curse.

Odysseus: … I’m Nobody. Fill me in.

*A couple of months later*

Odysseus: HELLO PENELOPE, I AM HERE PRECISELY ON TIME AND NOT YEARS LATE incidentally I rescued and adopted a Trojan seer while I was away, she’s great, got me home really fast, Cassandra this is your new mother who’s not going to treat you like shit.

Penelope: … I’m going to need more details, but okay, sure.

Cassandra: *in tears* I love you, new family.