ColdGunBird

Yes, i wanted this color to fk ppl eyes on purpose thank you Maybe a merchant, maybe a bird, always a gun mage he/him I AM ON SO MUCH COFFEE ALL THE TIME

[foxgirljdpon]

new favorite terraria fun fact. happy fun torch time :3

[coldfkingbird]

Me doing it by accident while mining on calamity mediumcore: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

[pukicho]

Feeling very unethical today, might spread hate

[coldfkingbird]

Mood, but instead i might cry to sleep B)

[vampiresdontsleep]

[autismfox]

Someone else come fuck that guy for me

[thenyanguardparty]

[coldfkingbird]

GUARDS IMPREGNATE THAT MAN, I'M FUCKING WHEEZING

[wizardpostsdotorg]

a true wizard is ALWAYS thinking about elf pussy

[coldfkingbird]

And that's when i decided, i want to be a merchant, A MAGIC FUCKING MERCHANT

[the-dangerous-mute-lunatic]

9 People Tag

(I'm reposting this with my own responses, since the last thread was particularly long.) Tagged by: @roxas--munchkin

Last Song: "The Fine Print" by The Stupendium Last Movie: "Mune: Guardian of the Moon" Currently Watching: CaptainSparklez original survival minecraft playthrough (I was getting nostalgic) Last thing I researched for writing purposes: Does caffeine have a smell or taste? (It does not.)

9 People Tagged: I am, awful at tagging games, so whoever would like to do this, please be my guest!!

[cosmos-collector]

Guess I'll take up the gauntlet lol!

Last song: (a song from castle in the sky soundtrack)

Last movie: The Barbie Movie (ehe)

Currently watching: my happy marriage series

Last thing researched for writing purposes: the last one I can recall is a lot of random invention / fancier science vocabulary like recalibration, parts to armor etc.

Not quite 9 but Tagging the few mutuals that immediately came to brain since I'm still p new to rejoining this platform @oracle-of-space @glenbot @hoshidensha @hananono @moonchemistry @racesolar

[hananono]

ok cool hi

Last Song: gladions theme from pokemon sumo lol

Last Movie: uhhh barbie i think??

Currently Watching: really good pokemon fight theme mix

Last thing I researched for writing purposes: what does takoyaki taste like (i ended up just ordering takoyaki (it tastes like good))

ill tag uhh. @volteccer ​ @pastelevie ​ @lishadra ​ @starbowdream ​ @mewto ​ @sleepykittyaura ​ @hadharita ​ @vulgarcute ​ @phineasgage ​ pipe bomb in ur notifs <3

[mewto-deactivated20240101]

@hananono that pokemon fight mix is good ty for sharing

Last song: Gemini by hoops. Hoops is good music for when you need to calm down.

Last movie: The Secret World of Arrietty (love it, UK dub!)

Currently watching: Komi Can't Communicate

Last thing researched for writing purposes: just work stuff sadly! It was to do with consumer safety.

Also not quite 9 but Tagging the few mutuals!

@ghostdata @micsensei @averyconcernedtable @justmeandmytechs @vwentibard @thelumpiestpotato @joriontel @death-g-reaper

No pressure to play but if you need to chill maybe check out Hoops, they're a pretty good band

[averyconcernedtable]

Last song: Ta.La.La. by DJ Deckstream

Last movie: Semantic Error: The Movie ( I haven't finished it but it's just whatever I watched last so :p )

currently watching: Jojo's Part 4/ The Untamed (aka Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation by Mo Dao Zu Shi)

Last thing researched for writing purposes: I plead the 5th

@draculagerard @airprime7 @notmonaca @flurty @ace-disgrace-on-the-case @thetotallyrandom @official-megumin @hera-the-wizard @imaveryevilgirl

Thank you for the @ and I always have music in my alts hint hint nudge nudge

[imaveryevilgirl]

eh alright i'll do this one

Last Song: Slaughterhouse by Motionless in White (best song on the album with Scoring The End of the World as a close second fucking fight me)

Last movie: uhhhh I think Nimona

Currently watching: attack on titan (almost done with it!)

Last thing researched for writing purposes: how a nuclear reactor works

@ anyone :p

[cthulhus-left-testicle]

I'm bored Last song: Butch 4 Butch - Rio Romeo

Last Movie: Demon Slayer the Movie: Mugen Train

Currently Watching: Chainsaw man Last Thing Researched For Writing Purposes: Sleep patterns and how they affect stamina

@fluffytimearts @simping-little-fae @/anyone

[coldfkingbird]

Ayo, want to do this Last Song: Perfume - Lovejoy Last Movie: UH, IT'S BEEN TOO LONG, I DON'T REMEMBER Currently watching: Vita Carnis (Yes, the analog horror) Last thing researched for writing purposes: What total blindness feels like/Cursed items @everyonethatreadsthis lmao

[bumblequinn]

YOUNG MAN

there's no need to look down, i said

YOUNG MAN

really, please don't look down, i said

YOUNG MAN

cast your gaze not upon

t h e d r e a d

R I F T

O F

C O S M I C

T E R R O R S

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

It’s fun to stay in

SUBLIME IGNORANCE

It’s fun to stay in

SUBLIME IGNORANCE

[tinysweetvoid]

[hallaer]

You. I like you. We're friends now.

[robosnom]

[[?}□□\ c6n w3 b3 fr13nds?

[thewieneryears-deactivated20130]

Moss Graffiti: A How To Guide

[missythemermaid]

are you fucking for real

[revesducirque]

Imagine being the criminal who returns weekly to make sure his fucking plant art is doing alright

[arthyradio]

Later

[atombombbunny]

I found it! I fucking found it! In my fucking dash! Nothing can stop me now! *EVIL GIGGLES*

[male-witch]

OMG SAME RIGHT I SAW IT A YEAR AGO AND WAS UPSET I COULDNT FIND IT AGAIN

[the-necrobotanist]

@the-illegal-wizard-council

We should do this, but make it Carnivorous moss.

[the-illegal-wizard-council]

can we make the plants gay and kissing each other

[coldfkingbird]

As long as the plants eat people as well, i don't see why not

[saltedwizard]

hey can somebody cast Mend on me.. my robotic ass got his arm torn off and it was my spellcasting arm.. pls..

also batteries would be nice I’m starting to run out of charge!!

[softandwigglybones]

Sorry, I only know melt (and it's limited to bones)

[alvareus-the-sorcerer-of-seals]

@saltedwizard *enchants spell casting arm with mending and unbreaking ιιι*

[alvareus-the-sorcerer-of-seals]

@saltedwizard *throws bottles filled with memories of a dead person(experiences of said person)*

[saltedwizard]

good news my arm is fixed, bad news I remember every thing about fissli the peasant

[alvareus-the-sorcerer-of-seals]

Well I guess you now have the experience of a biological being? Is that good? I don’t think it’s inherently bad… also did fissli get laid? Now you have memories of intercourse.

Is fissli considered your “past life” because you technically have the memories, in other words you lived it… crazy shit

[saltedwizard]

fissli was a peasant who lived off of bread and cheese. he died at 24 to an unknown plague. and no he didn’t get laid, sadly

[alvareus-the-sorcerer-of-seals]

You want me to break your hand so that experience gets used up to mend it again?

[coldfkingbird]

Uhhh, i only have AAA batteries, and a reactor core, which one do you want?

[saltedwizard]

@alvareus-the-sorcerer-of-seals no. because I don’t have experience to use on it

and both pls

[alvareus-the-sorcerer-of-seals]

Let’s get the reactor core, he can use radiation as a weapon. Imagine being in a duel and your opponent gives you cancer. Wild shit

[saltedwizard]

yea but I need fuel.. gimme both..

[alvareus-the-sorcerer-of-seals]

O also what if you get a car battery, put it in a bag of holding, stuff it inside of you and keep the bag half closed so you can access it

[coldfkingbird]

Sure! here you go! *Hands over a bag full of AAA bateries, and a quite active and functioning uranium reactor core* Do no ask how i go that many batteries, thanks

[saltedwizard]

hey can somebody cast Mend on me.. my robotic ass got his arm torn off and it was my spellcasting arm.. pls..

also batteries would be nice I’m starting to run out of charge!!

[softandwigglybones]

Sorry, I only know melt (and it's limited to bones)

[alvareus-the-sorcerer-of-seals]

@saltedwizard *enchants spell casting arm with mending and unbreaking ιιι*

[alvareus-the-sorcerer-of-seals]

@saltedwizard *throws bottles filled with memories of a dead person(experiences of said person)*

[saltedwizard]

good news my arm is fixed, bad news I remember every thing about fissli the peasant

[alvareus-the-sorcerer-of-seals]

Well I guess you now have the experience of a biological being? Is that good? I don’t think it’s inherently bad… also did fissli get laid? Now you have memories of intercourse.

Is fissli considered your “past life” because you technically have the memories, in other words you lived it… crazy shit

[saltedwizard]

fissli was a peasant who lived off of bread and cheese. he died at 24 to an unknown plague. and no he didn’t get laid, sadly

[alvareus-the-sorcerer-of-seals]

You want me to break your hand so that experience gets used up to mend it again?

[coldfkingbird]

Uhhh, i only have AAA batteries, and a reactor core, which one do you want?

[alvareus-the-sorcerer-of-seals]

TW: I’m saying what’s on my mind

Spell idea:

Intended use: torture/wizard duels

Spell name: melnes bot(melt and bone combined)

Inspiration: @softandwigglybones’ name

Function(s): changes the SOM(state of matter) of bones from solid to liquid, the viscosity can be decided by the spell caster. It can vary from:

Solid

Bendy and soft

More bendy and softer

Hard gelatin like

Really viscous fluid

Viscous fluid

Soft slime

Consistency almost water

As consistent as water

My preferred way of utilising this spell is by completely liquidating the skull and the legs, person falls and mushes their brain to jam. Another way is liquidating the extremities(from shoulders to fingertips and from hips to toes), wait until the liquid bones leak in between the muscles, in the muscles, etc, then solidifying them, causing physical paralysis, pain(as the newly solidified bones are broken, and tear into the flesh since their stable structure is destroyed, they are brittle).

I also thought of gelatinifying the bones to cause unstable walking/moving in general experience for the victim, as well as changing the SOM really rapidly, spontaneously going from solid to liquid and all in between. This can prove really confusing to the victim as their bones are litterally melting, solidifying, stretching, etc in a matter of seconds.

No, there is no counter spell. No, there is no spell to automatically revert the bones to normal. Only way is to melt them, and mold them through the flesh.

Sorry fellas, I don’t think it works on exoskeletons, might make one that does as well as on armour since exoskeletons are basically bio armour.

:3

[coldfkingbird]

I PRESENT TO YOU, THE WOBBLYINATOR

[smoldragonborn]

“we need to stop the stigma towards drug users and addicts” and “we need to challenge the idea that being sober makes you boring” and “we need to stop acting like binge drinking to the extent you’re doing medical damage is fun and normal for young people” are all ideas that can and should coexist.

[fatfemmefreaquency]

just so we’re clear, the threshold for “binge drinking to the extent you’re doing medical damage” is waaaay lower than you think.

I work in an obstetrician and gynaecologist’s office. we have to tell patients on a regular basis that they are binge drinking weekly when they think they are simply consuming a normal amount of alcohol on the weekends.

having more than 3 drinks in a single sitting if you have an estrogen based endocrine system is a binge that is medically significant.

having more than 5 in a sitting is a medically significant binge for someone with a testosterone based endocrine system.

every time you do this, it significantly impacts your risk of getting breast cancer, and damages your liver. it takes time to recover from that liver damage. if you’re having a 3-5 or more drink binge on a weekly basis, you are an alcoholic, medically speaking, and your liver is not recovering.

again: the bar for what binge drinking is, medically, is so much lower than what you think it is.

alcohol is a really toxic substance and not something you should fuck around with.

again: if you have an estrogenized hormone system (common for most women), then 3 drinks is a binge. if you have a testosteronized hormone system (common for most men), then 5 drinks is a binge.

anything above that number, consumed as frequently as weekly or more, and you’re medically a binge drinking alcoholic.

also, if you’re drinking any quantity of alcohol 6 days a week or more, that’s another threshold at which, medically speaking, you meet the definition of alcoholism. your liver needs more days without alcohol in your system than just one a week to recover and be healthy.

I don’t say any of this to shame anyone—to me, alcoholism or substance use disorders aren’t a sign of weakness or moral failing. and most of us genuinely don’t know this stuff.

rather—I point this out because it’s important to reduce harm, and find ways to live healthier, happier lives. there is a life outside of constant binge drinking. it’s not always easy to find it. but it’s out there. you deserve a life where your emotional needs are met by something other than alcohol, and a life in which your liver is healthy, and the ways you cope and celebrate and find joy don’t put you at increased risk of cancer.

[qweerhet]

also–even if alcohol is the only way you can self-medicate, or if you choose to go on with your alcohol usage anyway regardless of other options–you still deserve to know what it’s doing to your body.

information is key. you don’t have to stop drinking, but the utter lack of education on alcohol + the normalization of binge drinking in current society leads to many people drinking without any idea of what it’s doing to their bodies.

addicts deserve accurate medical information regardless of what they decide to do with it. for some people, losing liver function is worth the benefits they get from binge drinking, but they can’t make that choice if they don’t know what the consequences are to begin with.

[jeanjauthor]

addicts deserve accurate medical information regardless of what they decide to do with it.

[hockeylvr42]

Out of all the cool stuff that mythbusters ever shot on high speed camera, shooting a soccer ball at 60mph out of a truck traveling 60mph is one of my favorites

Just look at it. It is the most perfect visual representation of Newton’s 2nd law of physics I’ve ever seen. The ball, which was shot out of a CANNON, drops straight down. Two equal and opposite velocities completely canceling each other out, leaving the soccer ball to drop to the earth with a net velocity of 0. Sir issac newton would be proud to tears of this gif.

And yet this “myth” is nothing more than basic physics at work. A 10 year old with an interest in science could have told us this is possible. 60mph in one direction minus 60mph the exact opposite direction is 0. Basic.

But what makes this so frieken cool is the fact that they went through all the trouble to actually demonstrate the invisible laws that govern the way our universe works. To get this shot both the soccer ball and the truck had to be moving at the exact same speed. Real world variables make that extremely difficult to pull off. It took them hundreds of attempts to get it right. They went through all that trouble to “prove” something we have known as fact for hundreds of years. And we get this amazing gif to watch as a result.

Mythbusters is incredible. Science is incredible. And the fact that this experiment in physics can be used in science classes for years and years to come to help children learn about physics is incredible.

[coldfkingbird]

SCIENCE BITCH

[keios-chaos]

extremely loose statis doodles from today

[coldfkingbird]

smas-

[cowboy-in-training]

nuclear snomb

[a-shedinja]

the one way to prevent the nuclear snomb from blowing up is to keep it cold, stick it in the freezer

[draco-the-voiddragon]

Nonono, nuclear snombs use the cold to detonate and cause a radioactive ice age.

THROW IT IN THE VOLCANO!

[the-bone-theif]

alternatively

eat it. hard to explode when my inner goos and meats are so warm

[draco-the-voiddragon]

It's still NUCLEAR, and as a result radioactive poisoning would kill you before you'd know it

[the-bone-theif]

addendum: prior to consuming, swallow enough molten lead to create a protective layer

[draco-the-voiddragon]

That would give you lead poisoning long before you consume the snomb!

[the-bone-theif]

addendum #2: prior to lead, consume 3 layers of coating protective sealant to prevent lead poisoning

[draco-the-voiddragon]

The sealant would prevent you from eating at all! Also, we have our natural layer of bile-lining, so it would be a total of 5 layers

[the-bone-theif]

uhhh shit umm uhh ADDENDUM #3: REMOVE INNARDS TO CREATE MORE SPACE

[draco-the-voiddragon]

YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO EAT THE SNOMB! JUST THROW IT IN THE MOLTEN LEAD!!

[sneaky-detective-snom]

Too late

🔍ccÓ__)

*snomb used explosion!*

💥💥💥

[coldfkingbird]

And that my kids, is how i met your snom

[vickyshinoa12]

My reaction to seeing JJK get its first consol/PC game!

[coldfkingbird]

im pretty sure the mobile game is exclusive to japan/asia, however, the current state of it is... idk, there isnt even a good port of it to check it out

[the-gnomish-bastard]

im short (5') can I join your cult

I don’t have a cult, pal.

[coldfkingbird]

Are you telling me i got scammed out of my golden frogs?

[the-gnomish-bastard]

Yes.

[coldfkingbird]

... Damn, can i have a floor potion? i need to ground some little shits

[the-gnomish-bastard]

Sure.

[coldfkingbird]

Thanks