SaltedFries Hell Yeah

Main account for random stuff I do. I use ‘ man,’ ‘ bro’ and ‘ dude’ as a gender neutral term B:] he/him ooc, they/them ic. salt covered rat

[saltedwizard]

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average dni list

[counterspellappreciation]

Does anyone know why my protection from poison spell isn’t working??? Its due tomorrow and im at my limit.

Tips appreciated ;-;

[saltedwizard]

It’s a modified Cure Poison spell, which is derived from Heal Wounds. Try forcing the effect of Cure Poison to be prolonged, like a Warding spell.

[saltedwizard]

alright spells time who we hitting with nonsense today

[papasmoke]

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[saltedwizard]

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[saltedwizard]

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[that-house]

THE LICH QUEEN DOES NOT EXPECT ONE TO HAVE ANTIMAGIC ZONE AS A PREPARED SPELL. TRICK OR TREAT

DECOY CANDY BOWL FULL OF MUNDANELY POISONED CANDY. ANTIMAGIC DON'T DO SHIT AGAINST STRYCHNINE, MOTHERFUCKER

[saltedwizard]

DAMMIT. YOU WIN THIS TIME

[saltedwizard]

alright I recently ‘bought’ a lot of scrolls so it’ll likely be a lot of treats. three of them have runes of warding, however, so do not believe that everyone will be given treats

[saltedwizard]

trick or treat Ɛ:

You get a treat. Thusly, here is a scroll of Greater Illusion. It plays this video in particular.

[saltedwizard]

I’m out of buttons to hit that do things does anyone want a Scroll of Fireball

[spookyscaryskeletonwizard]

Help, accidentally summoned too many birds.

Undo command not working.

Sent archmage please.

[mage-of-shiny-things]

Have you tried just using stones? I hear they're good at killing birds and making your arms stronger

[spookyscaryskeletonwizard]

Hm...

Let me get back on that.

[spookyscaryskeletonwizard]

HELP IT JUST MADE THEM ANGRY.

[saltedwizard]

Ah, fuck. Sending a scroll of Chain Lightning to you via wmail (wizard mail).

[gavamont]

A wizard that uses a single caviar pearl as their pondering orb.

Very small but very bougie

This wiz foresees a future most Gucci

[saltedwizard]

Hmm. How peculiar. I believe a specific brand of Tiny Wizards may be those to consult upon this matter.

[lilou-the-world-builder]

[saltedwizard]

precisely why killers aimed for the head exclusively. Can’t testify if you have major brain damage, but they forget that True Revival is a spell.

[adderalltheblue]

How do you think having an extra moon will affect the werewolf population?

[saltedwizard]

Likely make them more reclusive. Unless they prefer the transformation over humanity, in which case they’ll be out and about a lot more often.

[saltedwizard]

You now have: +1 [Barrel Of Mysteriously Sourced Goo (Purple)]

.. what is with this weird barrel

What the hell is in it and why is it purple?? There’s summoning spells that use slime, I think, so thanks??

[transfagrified-in-the-void]

Here is a free pdf of the players handbook

Here is a free pdf of xanathars guide to everything

Here is a free pdf to monsters manual

Here is a free pdf to tashas cauldron of everything

Here is a free pdf to dungeon master’s guide

Here is a free pdf to volo’s guide to monsters

Here is a free pdf of mordenkainen’s tomb of foes

For all your dnd purposes

[gumi-megpoidd]

Here's a site that has literally every official (and most UA) dnd stuff

including the books and campaigns

and you can add homebrew

Edit: I should specify it's only 5e. for other additions you'll want another source

[saltedwizard]

many, many spells

I cast SHANGLEDINK. NEITHER OF US KNOW WHAT IT DOES

[gnomishgimmy]

Well, now my fingers are knives, so it's probably that.

[saltedwizard]

I think it varies. A lot, actually, because some other guy got a cookie.

Did you get a cookie and eat it or something?