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proper intro post

I keep disappearing from this account for too long at a time but I figured I could at least redo my intro since I rushed my last one.

you can call me cat (short for caterpillar because if I’m picking my name ofc I’m gonna make it weird)

this is a kink blog so minors and non-kink blogs dni. as a general disclaimer, I am very shy when it comes to my kink so please be gentle with me. I just want this to be a safe space to share my desires.

what I like;

snz (obviously)

caretaking

allergies

colds

what I don’t like;

emeto

mess

my tags;

cat’s wavs

cat’s writing

caterpillar rambles

#intro post #snz kink #minors dni #cat’s wavs #cat’s writing #caterpillar rambles

just had the best inducing session i've had in a long while

for months now i've only managed to get one or two sneezes if i'm lucky but i found the perfect spot or something because i just got like 5 sneezes in a row with very little inducing inbetween

i shall be chasing that high for a while

#i did try to record it #but stopping to get the app open made me lose the spot i think #snz #snz kink

so incredibly horny at the moment

for snz, always but also currently for everything marcus mumford has got going on and also robert sheehan's voice

#don't mind me just going feral #i get like this every once in a while #more so recently

thinking about someone being allergic to window-cleaner or cleaning spray or something and only realising halfway through cleaning. but they’re a chronic tissue/hankerchief user and they’re using a rag or tissue to clean, which has a bunch of the spray on it. so when they feel the urge to sneeze, they’re not even thinking and accidentally bring the rag/tissue up to cover.

#snzario #inspired by me because my window cleaning spray vaguely itches my nose #(But not enough to make me sneeze. I have tried MULTIPLE times :()

idk if this is anything but what about being allergic to someone’s shaving cream but only realising when you go into kiss them and suddenly can’t stop sneezing mid-makeout

#snz kink #snz scenario

oh the romantic allure of succumbing to this cold vs my weekend plans </3

can I have both?? please can I have both

#snz kink adjacent #I’m probably not going to get the cold either way because my immune system is way too good #but a girl can dream #And I’m literally in the beginnings of a romantic entanglement rn #wouldn’t it be so fun to start it out with a shared illness #(wtf I’m actually insane what am I saying lol)

might be getting sick because there is illness in my household and i've been tired all day but for the first time in a long while i don't want to get sick because i'm going on my first ever date on saturday

pretty please universe just keep me healthy til sunday then you can let me get this cold or flu or whatever 🙏

is this a safe space to say I was very briefly attracted to k/ermit the f/rog last night

specifically the scene in the 2011 m/uppets movie where he’s walking with miss p/iggy in paris and he’s wearing a turtleneck

he just seems very human like in the way he acts in the scene and also reminded me of the guy I’m talking to atm

#not snz #but I could think of no other place I could share this thought lol

the guy I like just texted me to tell me he’s getting a sore throat 😭 (I told him he can’t get sick because we have a shared event this weekend and I’m not gonna know anyone else there)

am I going to get play by play updates of him getting sick?? this is insane

#but if he is getting sick it’s from spending time in the cold with a girl #so this is kind of like my own personal brand of torture really #snz kink

my friend I sorta like was losing his voice again today and omg it drove me crazyyyy. wanted to tell him to shut up so I could calm down a bit but also didn’t want him to stop talking at all

also he sneezed because we were standing too close to the smoking area and oh my god I nearly fucking lost it

#snz kink #not the first time I’ve heard him sneeze but the first time since I’ve started liking him #I mean I think it was a sneeze #ngl could have been a really aggressive cough #either way I am obsessed #It’s becoming a problem #at one point I was literally zoning out thinking about his raspy voice

i can smell smoke and i just asked my dad and he said he couldn't smell anything

does this mean i'm getting sick?? would be terrible timing because i have things on this week but omg still i kinda hope i am lmao

#snz kink adjacent #has anyone heard of the smelling smoke when you're getting sick thing??#i looked it up once because i thought i was going crazy but no it is a thing

snormynight

Sneezing is literally the best kink ever I don’t know why it’s so frowned upon you’re literally so jealous actually

having this kink sometimes makes me feel evil and like i'm praying on people's downfall

my friend (that i kinda like) was telling me last night how he hoped he wouldn't get sick and i was like 'omg i'm so evil rn' for feeling so horny at the mere idea 😭

#snz kink #like yeah obviously i don't want him to suffer #well not suffer a lot #maybe just a little bitttt

need to change my username at some point because i literally just kept the one tumblr gave me

but idk what to change it to and every time i try i just come up with nothing

blog makeover because maybe this will inspire me to actually be active on here

I love it when the weather starts getting cooler because everyone becomes all sniffly and red-nosed

I love winter, I can’t wait <3

#snz kink adjacent #outing myself as a southern hemisphere girlie lol

caught up with one of my guy friends yesterday and he was losing his voice on and off the whole day, it was incredibly distracting

it’s just from singing a bunch because he’s working on strengthening his voice and he doesn’t get sick often at all but a girl can dream

#snz kink adjacent #ramblings #I kinda have a crush on him too but shhhh

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