“ he was charming ! ”
“ charming one minute , homicidal the next . ”
“ no one follows us or i kill myself and then her . ”
“ you’ve got skills . ”
“ i don’t believe in fate . i believe in luck . ”
“ sometimes things happen for a reason . ”
“ okay , okay , just stop shooting people ! ”
“ okay , relax . i’m just going to talk to the truck drivers … actually , i’m just gonna go shoot them , but you get the idea . ”
“ the pilots are dead ? ”
“ shot … by who ? ”
“ uh , me . actually , i shot the first pilot , he shot the second pilot accidentally . it’s just … one of those things . ”
“ with me , without me . with me , without me . with me , without me . ”
“ someday . that’s a dangerous word . it’s really just a code for ‘never’ . ”
“ who’s this ? ”
“ that’s the guy ! ”
“ i’m the guy ! ”
“ i think i feel like having sex . ”
“ i think we would have really great sex . ”
“ did they give you something ? ”
“ you should hydrate . ”
“ some people are gonna come looking for you now . ”
“ they’ll tell you that i’m mentally unstable and violent and dangerous and it will all sound very convincing . ”
“ what day is it today ? ”
“ i did warn you not to get on the plane . ”
“ that’s not a warning , ( receiver name ) . that’s like a saying on a bumper sticker . next time , try, ‘ ( sender name ) , if you get on that plane , you will fucking die ! ”
“ i think about a lot of things i haven’t done . ”
“ i’ve been trained to dismantle a bomb in the pitch black with nothing but a safety pin and a junior mint . i think i can get you in and out of some clothes without looking . ”
“ i’ve been trained to rebuild a 6 speed transmission with nothing but a pair of pliers and a crescent wrench . i think i can get you into a pair of shorts without looking . ”
“ on the count of 3 . ready ? 1 – ”
“ sorry , i panicked . ”
“ what number would you like ? ”
“ that’s a beautiful dress . ”
“ by the way , your timing on the door ? sublime . ”
“ i think i’d get down now . ”
“ why am i in a bikini ? ”
“ how did i get into the bikini ? ”
“ whenever there’s bad guys like you around , ( name ) isn’t too far away . ”
“ what kind of line is that ? it’s – it’s a good line . ”
“ they’re all dead out there . ”
“ oh , hi . come in . ”
“ oh god , just die . ”
