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Soukoku Fanfic Recs

Here are my favorite skk fics, I will be updating this as I read. Feel free to rec more in the replies. Enjoy!

(last updated: 17/09/2023)

Masterpost

Do I Get My Worthless Reward Yet? by World_Ender22

canon-divergence

(40,986 words | Teen And Up Audiences | Chapters: 10/10)

Chuuya has always been certain of two things: he is going to die young, and it will be Corruption that kills him. So when the Boss orders him to use his Corrupted form without an out, he is neither surprised nor distressed. He simply does what he's told. When Dazai learns that the whole thing is a ploy to make him rejoin the Mafia, he plans to beat Mori at his own game... starting with convincing Chuuya to join the Armed Detective Agency. / Soukoku

hide the truth by writingfromtheshadows

canon-divergence

(24,611 words | Not Rated | Chapters: 1/1)

When Chuuya wakes up in the middle of an ongoing fight without any memory of how he got there or what happened to him, he ends up turning to someone saved as 'bandage-waster' in his phone. Somehow, it just feels like the right decision.

bunglegaydogs

skk dynamics!

I just want to talk about Soukoku so that is precisely what I'm going to do ^^

As per, this post has no specific or planned direction, I'm just gonna see where it takes me lol.

It genuinely irks me to see the rampant mischaracterisation within the fandom pertaining to not only just Soukoku, but several other characters as well. Ranpo, Akutagawa, Kunikida, etc. It might just be my dumb little screaming brain being scared of something that's not supposed to be in my head, or hell, something that's in the BACK of my mind, and I know that makes no sense but it does to me xoxo

I just really treasure the dynamic between Dazai and Chuuya and I get frightened that when I think somebody is mischaracterising them, I'm the only one that thinks that and that I'm just perceiving them wrong. Which genuinely is the one thing I never wish to do; when I write fics, my number one goal is to make the characters as true to life as possible. I try my damndest to do justice to their characters, and based off of the lovely people that read it and comment, I'm doing something right, surprisingly.

The characterisation of Dazai and Chuuya specifically is something so important to me because I relate to the both of them the most out of any of my interests. And I have a LOT of interests.

I don't know why or how, but they came to be my absolute favourite characters over all other fandoms and shows and games and films I enjoyed. (I'm excluding the Marauders fandom here, because I also love Remus and Sirius exactly like this). I piss myself off with it sometimes, because I accidentally base all of my creative outlets off of Soukoku, and lo and behold, I have about 30 unfinished ideas/fics after one night of ruminating over these motherfuckers.

Anyways. Like I said, this post has no point, it's just my incoherent, incessant rambling that if I don't write down, will slowly eat away at me until I die ^^

So, I guess, without further ado, I'm just gonna get going?

LMAO

Anyways,

Soukoku's dynamic has always been interesting. We were introduced to them first (as a pair) as enemies; ex-partners, rivals, loathing each other. But, when we slowly got to see more of their relationship, more of their past, more of their dynamic, quite a lot of us slowly came to realise; oh shit. There's more to them here.

The two of these together aren't just black-and-white characters. Dazai is not inherently good just because he works for the ADA. Chuuya is not inherently bad just because he works for the PM. They are morally grey characters. They've killed people, tortured people, stolen, beaten, attacked, hurt, all that good stuff that comes with being in the Mafia (nevermind fucking Mafia executives). Something that a lot of people seem to forget is where to draw the line between these two organisations; if the ADA is harbouring two fugitives that are ex-mafia, one of them being an executive, another fugitive that terrorised the streets of Japan as a man-eating tiger, and is run by an ex-assassin who was close with the current leader of the Port Mafia, who's to say that they're the good guys? Who is the one to define the evil and the light?

Nobody.

There are no sides.

The Port Mafia aren't the bad guys, and the Agency aren't the good guys. They're both doing their morally grey jobs with their morally grey cast of characters.

Yes, on a base level, the ADA are supposed to be the good guys, whereas the Mafia are the bad. It's a narrow-minded way of thinking and looking at the series, but on a surface level, yes, that seems to be the case.

However, we have layers to this. We know how morally grey these characters are, good or bad. Take Tanizaki, for example, and his way of going about it when Naomi is threatened. He knows he's morally grey. He knows he's not one of the good guys. None of them are! They save people, and that makes them good. But it doesn't make them the good guys. I'm not calling them bad people, of course not. I'm just saying, in the wise words of a post I once read months back, 'Maturing is realising that neither the Port Mafia or the ADA are the good or bad guys'. Something along those lines.

ANYWAYS, I've written this much already and still haven't spoken about SKK.

My point here was their good apple/bad apple dynamic. Dazai is from the same place Chuuya is at, the Mafia. So, by calling Dazai a 'bad guy' you're indirectly also calling Chuuya a bad guy. You're calling Hirotsu a bad guy. You're calling Akutagawa a bad guy. You're calling Higuchi a bad guy. You're calling all of these Mafia members the bad guys; when that's not strictly true. Morally grey characters, yet not monsters. Not bloodthirsty, demonic, evil motherfuckers. They're in the Mafia; not a good start, of course. But again, this does not make them bad people. Actions don't define the person you make yourself out to be, if that makes any sense. Just because a bad person did one good thing one time does not necessarily make them a good person. But if they strive to become a better one by constantly doing good and making active efforts to change their ways, then they're well on their way to earning that title, or coming close to it. Just because someone good did a bad thing one time does not automatically make them a bad person. They're not awful for making one bad choice, depending on the severity and their actions after the choice. Because it can go both ways; strive to be a better person, or fall to be a bad one.

ANYWAYS.

SOUKOKU.

I LOVE SOUKOKU.

So, I'm actually going to talk about them instead of fucking RABITTING ON FOR HOWEVER LONG.

Anyways.

Soukoku is special to me. I relate to the both of them the most. I recognise the flaws in each of them, and I recognise the good. I recognise the changes they're willing to put themselves through for the sake of the greater good, and I recognise the struggles they've been through to get there. I see myself in them, and so I can't help but latch onto them and want to keep them for myself. My subconscious wants to protect them and make them happy and becomes unhealthily attached to these fictional characters.

Anyways.

Soukoku dynamics. Right.

One of my favourite dynamics about Soukoku is the childlike behaviour they exhibit with one another. Even after seven years and they still bicker like they did at 15. I've said it a thousand times before and I'll fucking say it again; they let each other be the children that they never got to be. They let loose with one another. They unwind. They relax. They recognise their similarities (much to Chuuya's chagrin and unwavering denial) and each other's differences. Where there is hate, there is love and trust. It's buried deep. But it's there. The two of them have their walls put high up. They guard themselves well. They keep their shit inside. They let not another soul see what goes on in their hearts. So, with their crying children stuck inside of them and locked down, they let them out around each other. By simply being with each other at any given moment, they're healing their inner children, and allowing them to breathe.

Each moment with Soukoku is so delicate. It feels intrusive to watch their intimate scenes. It feels like such a beautiful moment, so precious to watch and so delicate to touch. The intimate scenes with the two of these are either emotionally charged, blazing, action-packed and full of chaos, or quiet and serene. Tranquil. It's never really neutral ground for them. It's either chaos or serenity, just a calm moment between the two of them, away from the rest of the world and taking (unknowing) comfort in each other's presence.

It's the small smiles from Dazai when Chuuya isn't looking. It's the words and actions with hidden meanings exchanged between them. It's the concern when one of them gets hurt, or is stuck in an unprecedented situation. It's the unfaltering trust and loyalty between each other that pushes them forward, even if it kills them, or seems fruitless. It's the determination that sits in the both of them to protect those that they care about, and put the world above all else for just a moment.

Small, knowing glances. Inside jokes. Petulant, playful bickering. Concerned thoughts. Constant thoughts.

I find it hard to believe that nobody else finds Dazai and Chuuya suspicious; they're hardly discreet about how much they think about each other. Example number one:

Chuuya is drunk with Hirotsu and Kajii. On a whim, he decides to go on a rant about Dazai. Hirotsu and Kajii are apparently sick of it; he does this a lot. He decides, impulsively, to ring Dazai's phone. Dazai picks up the fucking phone. Hirotsu answers, Dazai's like 'Oh, hey, yeah this is my old phone.' Blatantly lies to the motherfucker, because Dazai, honey, you're at home reading; what have you got your old phone from seven years ago next to you, working, and on for? Chuuya wants to speak with him. Gets angry when he can't talk to him to shout at him and complain. Keeps trying to call him back in anger.

Now, if I do say so myself, that's pretty suspicious of them.

Example two:

Dazai in fucking general. He does not shut the fuck up about Chuuya. He tells everyone he meets about how much he spends thinking about Chuuya (everyone except the Agency ahem). He's fucking gay.

That also brings me on to another point. Dazai rarely speaks about Chuuya with the ADA; I'm not too sure I've ever seen him say anything about him to them, except in Wan and the like. (I'm dumb tho tbf). However, upon Yosano figuring out Chuuya's identity, his first reaction is "Goddamn it, Dazai told them". Not that he's a widely known gravity manipulator and its not fucking hard to figure it out, plus the fact that he's a Mafia executive, PLUS the fact that they're a detective Agency? His first impulse is to blame Dazai lmao. Anyways.

You can ignore the first half of that paragraph I was just chatting mad wham.

Anyways.

I just enjoy how peaceful and serene the intimate moments between Soukoku can be. Even the world around them is falling apart, it still somehow feels so beautiful, real, raw, and personal. When Dazai is watching Chuuya fight in storm bringer, it feels so quiet. All hell is breaking loose, yet Dazai is so breathtaken by Chuuya that we feel as if we're interrupting. I don't know why but all I picture upon imagining that scene is a very quiet scene, just for a few seconds, of no music or anything, and white. Just the colour white in as many places as possible. A softness to the screen. I don't know. It just feels like that to me and I can't explain it.

Soukoku's dynamics are so important, because when people mischaracterise both Dazai and Chuuya and then smush that together it creates an abomination of what was supposed to be beautiful and ruins the relationship they really have, muddying their name. Their relationship is special. It's so much more than hate.

Hate is also a crucial part of their relationship, however. And a lot of us Soukoku shippers tend to forget that. We're so blinded by how much we want them to admire and adore each other that we forget how much they do despise one another. And I've mentioned this before in another post.

Their hate is real. It's not a ruse, it's the real deal. They genuinely do hate one another; but that hate is filled with so much more than downright disgust. That hate is filled with the trust of their bond, seven years of partnership, love, and so many unspoken things between the two of them.

Chuuya hates Dazai because he hates himself. He refuses to let himself see the similarities between him and Dazai, because he could never be like him. Chuuya often struggles with his identity and who he is and just how human he is. He didn't know until he was 16 whether he was a real human or not. And so, upon meeting this other human at 15 who craves death and wants to just throw away this human life that he's been given? That's a hard no for Chuuya. He resents Dazai for being so willing to give up his life so carelessly, so easily. He'd do anything at that point to realise just how human he was, to prove his humanity to others and to show his compassion and human qualities. And he stumbles across this stone-cold, suicidal kid who wants to let go of all of that, sees no point in trying to even be human, and who is lacking empathy for other human lives. Chuuya disgusts and loathes that. So, he wants nothing to do with him. Does not want to be attached to him in any way shape or form. Refuses to acknowledge their similarities. So, when he's being tortured, and the first thing he hallucinates is Dazai? It preys on his insecurities and deepest fears. He fears that he's not at all a human, and he fears that he is like Dazai, an unfeeling, indifferent, seemingly heartless boy who wishes to give up on the world, who wishes he was never born, who wishes nothing more than to be granted that sweet release of death.

I can't articulate very well, so for that I do apologise! But yeah, this has always been an important scene for me. In his moment of weakness, Chuuya hallucinated the person that he wanted to see the least, first. He hallucinated Dazai before his freshly dead friends, etc. And claims that, whilst he's being tortured, after Verlaine has killed the people closest to him, that he hates him the most out of anyone in the world. A lot of people said that this was an overreaction; respectfully, shut the fuck up ^^ My boy was being tortured, give him some leeway, yeah?

Anyway.

It just goes to show how deep those roots of self-hatred go within Chuuya; it seems him and Dazai have something more in common than originally thought.

Now, I don't actually have a complete grasp on the reason why Dazai hates Chuuya so much. Because, he doesn't hate him as much as Chuuya hates him, or as much as he makes it out to be. Dazai is an eccentric bastard, dramatising things for the sake of stirring up trouble. He overexaggerates for a variety of reasons, one of those being to conceal any emotion he IS feeling. He makes a big song and dance out of the little things to try and forget about the big things. To not think. Dazai is not numb by nature. He's numb by conditioning. He has conditioned himself to feel nothing, to be cold and logical and rational. Mori, of course, only exemplified these traits, making him colder and more calculated than ever/before. So, my blind guess is that he holds a sort of resentment to Chuuya for being able to be more normal than he is, for wanting to live and not seeing the world as a boring, pointless place. But, he also wants Chuuya to thrive as a human, to be able to live his life knowing and being sure of his humanity. And, when it's only him and Verlaine, he grows quite... emotional (trust me, it's not a lot but that's the only word I can think of) when talking about his humanity. That, Chuuya has to be a human. Because how could he hate someone so much? He has to be a human, because if he wasn't he would like Dazai more.

I think Dazais "issue" (I CAN'T THINK OF WORDS RIGHT NOW LMAO) is that he just wants Chuuya to like him. Maybe he wants a friend. Maybe there's something else to it. But, Dazai has always had strong... feelings, towards Chuuya. "Jokingly" telling him he loves him. Getting awfully close when he doesn't need to, and never does with anyone else. Yeah, you're not fooling anybody hun. Makes many romantic comments that could be passed off as something else entirely about him. Showing active concern for him. Caring for him. Thinking about him. He shows a lot more attention to Chuuya than he gets in return; by that I mean speaks about it more. Is a lot more verbal than Chuuya is.

GAHHHH sorry sorry I just have too much to say and don't know when to SHUT THE FUCK UP but I have SO MUCH more to say, but I'm going to be going off and writing my shitty little fics that should've been written yonks ago <3

have a lovely day/night! ^^

soupthatistohot

Soukoku is a bit fucked up... but that's why they work

Dazai and Chuuya do not have a normal relationship, however you want to define that (platonic or romantic). Without the context of their backgrounds, it reads as like... really fucked up. And that's true, to an extent, but to eliminate their circumstances is to do them a great disservice, in my opinion

crystalsoulslayer

I always hate it when people are all “so do you go to school, or are you working, or” and I either have to

make up some lie, or

eventually get around to “I am not working because of depression/anxiety,” and subsequently have to deal with whatever bullshit-riddled and completely unsolicited opinions on mental illness this stranger feels obligated to share with me.

So my therapist was like, “You don’t have to do either. You can just say you haven’t worked in a while because you’re recovering from an illness.”

I tried it when the home inspector was here today, and it fucking worked. He was like, “oh, I’m sorry, are you doing better now,” and I’m like yeah, and don’t worry, it’s not contagious, awkward laugh, and we moved on.

MY THERAPIST. IS A GENIUS. Because it is an illness, so it’s not a lie to say that, and it’s also none of his business to know specifically what it is, and I clearly don’t want to give more details, so we should move on from this topic. MY THERAPIST IS A GODDAMN GENIUS.

thewhaleridingvulcan-deactivate

Dude I needed this. I never know what to say when people ask if I work because I’m severely disabled and don’t work.

jerseyfiredragon

REBLOG TO SAVE A LIFE HOLY SHIT

spacegothprincess

To add, this works on job interviews too. I once had to answer the ‘so whats up with this gap of 8 months in your resume where you were unemployed?” and I just said I had suffered an illness and I needed time to recover.

It’s easy enough, not a lie, and puts them on edge enough that they usually don’t go digging.

silentbutlively

1000%.

I got sick back in November, and I kept it at that. Colleagues etc don’t need to know what it was. But I was sick. It affected my functioning and my ability to perform at work.

We’e fucking humans living with all types of health conditions and varying degrees of ability, and so much of our contemporary culture around work goes to great lengths to disregard this.

Also mental health is physical health. Literally. End of story.

kidovna

All I can think about is clingy animation student Will because of this fic by @astrobei

kidovna

Mike and Will’s first shared apartment lease - 1995

prototypelq

A take on our favorite “David adopts Max at the end of the summer”

and my take is

This is NOT what needs to happen

(a great conversation starter, right?) I actually want to begin this with saying Thank You to every fanfic author who did this trope, because every last one of you gave me quite a topic to think on, and your fics are great (I sincerely hope there are no adult-child shippers reading this `cause, just no) The thing that unifies all these fics is that David adopts Max, as in ‘David takes matters in his own hands to help Max with his home situation’.

And here, I want to clarify on what the ‘home situation’ means. The two main events I remember about Max`s parents are the hoodie they sent him in Anti-social network, and, of course, Parent`s Day. From these two I conclude that he is cared for on some basic level (Max didn`t tear his hoodie and they sent him a new one, they just did it in case) but his personality&interests are ignored which is why he`s so unhappy with life. This is, of course, all speculation untill we are given any actual canon take on them, but for now this is what I`m going with. Back the main thing now.

Max`s defence strategy against this trauma is denying any affection coming his way, so it wouldn`t hurt when the person giving this affection inevitably lets him down.

I am absolutely sure that it`s canon at this point - David wil stop at nothing he belives in, and he believes that Max can be happy if he lets himself try to be happy.

Over the four seasons we see Max`s step by step journey to try to not be such an asshole, actually make some friends, and he even attempts at making amends in s4 finale) Max trusts these people (and, of course, David).

The only step left for Max to overcome his issue is the leap of faith.

What I`m saying is: if David takes matters in his own hands at the end of the series, Max won`t have to opportunity to test that trust he slowly built with David. Max needs to realise that he can actually be happy with his life, and it should be his decision to continue to be happy with his life. THIS is where Dadvid comes in.

‘Max gets adopted by David’ should be Max`s own choice, because his trust in David will pay off. The leap of faith will be completed.

If David takes matters in his own hands, it`s not much a leap, and more of a ‘fall of faith’ - it won`t resolve Max`s trust issues.

baambastic

Camp Camp Fic Recs List

Still Here. 20 Chapters, 102957 words. A Dadvid fic where David adopts Max and they both try to figure out how to work with each other. Has a lot of angst, but there's still a decent amount of fluff.

How Long It Takes To Make A Family. 1 Chapter, 10219 words. A Dadvid adoption fic that explores Max and David's relationship through the years, from Max's first year at camp to his first year in college. Done in a 5+1 format.

Family is a Choice. 7 Chapters, 13286 words. A Dadvid fic where David is fostering Max. Takes place the next summer after the show.

Seven Fucking Voicemails. 21 Chapters, 43276 words. Gwen and David aren't talking to each other anymore. One day, though, she gets a call from a Colorado hospital informing her that David has been stabbed and drugged. When she goes to see him, it turns out he has a houseguest.

How to Foster an Asshole. 25 Chapters, 76809 words. In my opinion, this is the de facto Dadvid+Momgwen adoption fic. Max runs away from home in the middle of a blizzard and ends up at David's doorstep. David takes him in and, after learning about Max's home situation, decides to foster the boy. Featuring cameos from many other Camp Camp characters.

Inconvenience. 17 Chapters, 66233 words. On New Year's Day, Max is attacked and left blind. This fic explores Max's fucked-up home life and how it's made so much worse and a little better after he's blinded. Currently unfinished, but the first 16 chapters are excellent. The 17th chapter comes completely out of left field and is better off unread.

Put That Kid Down. 27 Chapters, 137278 words. A serial-killer!David fic for those, like me, who don't like serial-killer!David. A fascinating spin on Camp Camp canon and the Dadvid relationship. Despite the fantastical elements at play, nothing in the story feels like it comes out of left field. This fic is excellent, and it currently has an in-progress sequel that's even better, though I can't go into detail because of spoilers.

They Didn't Care. 13 Chapters, 28843 words. A Dadvid adoption fic where Max runs away from home and is placed with David by foster care. This is a canon-divergent AU wherein Camp Campbell seemingly doesn't exist, but the characters' relationships are fundamentally unchanged once they get to know each other. Also features MaxPres.

Berserker. 10 Chapters, 20699 words. An AU where all of the campers and counselors from the three camps all have categorized superpowers. The camps are secret military bases meant to train and protect the super-powered campers. This fic is unfinished, but what's there is a ton of fun.

The Princess, The Thief, and The Alchemist. 18 Chapters, 46657 words. A Disenchanted AU where Max is the well-meaning thief who only steals to support his family, Neil is the royal alchemist, and Nikki is the princess who doesn't want to get married (to Pikeman, so... can't blame her for that). An excellent fantasy Camp Camp fic that tells a concise, fulfilling story, complete with political intrigue. Features Gwenvid and Makki.

Bridge Over Troubled Water. 17 Chapters, 89814 words. An excellent Dadvid fic that delves into Max's abuse and the effects it has on him as he slowly learns to open up to David about his home situation. Heavy angst, some fluff, and a sufficiently fluffy ending. Yes, this fic has a different name on AO3; Bridge Over Troubled Water was the name of the original fic, so that is the name I am listing here.

The Bravest Thing. 5 Works, 154765 words. A (currently unfinished) five-part fic series about Max's new life following the events of Bridge Over Troubled Water. Excellent characters, excellent fluff, and excellent angst. Featuring Dadvid, Momgwen, floofy dogs, and important lesbian foster mom characters.

David for a Dad?!. 15 Chapters, 22137 words. A Dadvid and Momgwen adoption fic with all your favorite characters (...and Cameron Campbell). David finds Max in the foster care system and decides to foster the boy. Three weeks later, they're heading down to Camp Campbell for another excellent summer! At the same time, though, Cameron Campbell is plotting his revenge...

Camp Camp Infinite Loops. 2 Chapters, 29544 words. Camp Campbell sucked, but at least Max was only stuck there until the end of summer. Too bad reality broke, and now summer will never end. Part of the Infinite Loops project. Angst is practically nonexistent in this fic, despite the summary.

From a D-. 16 Chapters, 30714 words. A Jaspvid fic set in an AU where Jasper is Davey's high school math tutor. Very fluffy, with an action-focused ending. The last chapter makes the entire thing worse through the use of a terrible horror movie trope, don't read it.

dude no stop this isn't your normal horror story wait-. 8 Chapters, 29448. A horror-based reverse Max!dad AU. A grown-up Max is working at a shitty theme park owned by Cameron Campbell. He finds a young Davey, who can't find his parents. Max begrudgingly helps the kid, but the search takes so long that the two end up locked inside the theme park. Now the two of them must try to escape the theme park and reach civilization before they're gotten by the shadowy, murderous entity chasing them.

Temporal Fish Bouncer. 1 Chapter, 9113 words. Don't let the word count or silly title fool you. This is easily the most heart-wrenching Camp Camp fic I've ever read. Max had never pictured himself as a time traveller. David had never imagined himself as a time traveller's guardian. Magic tied them together anyway.

Carpe David. 20 Chapters, 46865 words. Camp Campbell has been closed for a few years now. David is working a soul-crushing desk job, and life seems determined to keep kicking him when he's down. One day, he gets a call from a familiar voice, asking if David has considered opening his own camp, and offering to fund such a venture.

Paw and Order: SVU. 1 Chapter, 11966 words. Max dogsits Nikki's gaggle of Rottweilers. That's it, that's the fic.

Six String Hero. 7 Chapters, 16175 words. Max discovers his love of music, with some help from David.

Room for One More. 7 Chapters, 26954 words. During one of Max's escape plans, he makes a mistake and dies. Now a ghost, Max tries to navigate the world of the undead, terrorizing everyone on Lake Lilac along the way. Excellent story, although the author completely chickened out on the final chapter.

Bridges Cross. 17 Chapters, 156083 words. After that first summer at Camp Campbell, all of the campers kept in touch. Except Max. Three years later, Max shows up again in Neil's health class out of the blue on the first day of high school. Featuring shenanigans, teen drama, fluff, angst, young love, pranks, and other exciting elements, this is one of the best Camp Camp fics I've read.

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I’m dying

soubrettina

the things nerds do to avoid awkward conversations…

democraticsenator

This reminds me of that one story where this guy ran a marathon and whenever someone would try to talk to him, he would run a little faster to avoid small talk conversation with other competitors and ended up winning the marathon

novantinuum

alex are you okay

lab-gr0wn-lambs

I can hear Bill Cipher

one0p1nk-deactivated20220624

Pins// Max needs parental love urgently qwq***

[Reblog > Likes]

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Davids Search History

- Entire Farmers Almanac Remastered 1980-1990

- How to adopt a child

- How to get your child to like you

- Define twink

- Am I a twink?

@md-toy-dump

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MEAN GIRLS 2004 | dir. Mark Waters

whitepeopletwitter

grodytube

love wins

mottlemoth

dailymarvelheroes

get you a man who can do both

nitramaraho

one of my patients came in for an emergency visit, because she snapped the wire on her retainer watching the movie when MBJ took his shirt off she clenched her teeth so fucking hard she snapped it. that is the fucking funniest shit ever to me this tiny 17 year old girl thirsting so goddamn hard she busted steel