APPLE BOTTOM JEANS (OXFORDS NOT BROGUES)

She/her pronouns. Bisexual, autistic English cis girl, 20. Total fake geek girl. Kingsman, Comics, Pacific Rim, Marvel, DC and Star Trek. Formerly patrioticdong.

[pink-rabbits-deactivated2017011]

reblog if you would watch a Bond movie where a female Bond was played by Gillian Anderson? i am trying to prove a point for my media project

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Family and Friends: “What could be better than having kids?!”

Me:

[santeria-deactivated20170905]

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@actualharryhart merlahadd

[sententiousandbellicose]

elletromil replied to your post:okay whatsapp I’ve added my friend five separate…

DO YOU WANT TO BE MY FRIEND ON IT TOO? Once I figure out how it works

Yes please! As soon as I can get it to cooperate and stop being a dick to me.

[gentlekingsmen]

@sententiousandbellicose @elletromil  Yay guys do let me know when you’ve managed to get whatsapp to co operate kays <3

[sushicorps]

WE NEED A HARTWIN FLUFF INC. GROUP

[gentlekingsmen]

good idea

[sententiousandbellicose]

Yesss Fluffers Incorporated! Wait, that’s a different thing… The Hartwin Fluffernutters! (Don’t let me name things. i am bad at naming.)

[elletromil]

Stop it your awesome at naming things!

[oichealainn]

Nope, that’s it, everyone else go home. The Hartwin Fluffernutters is now officially a thing.

[chillin-like-villains]

I’ll make the whatsapp group if everyone’s cool with it

[dianyx]

I wanna join in… :3c

[sententiousandbellicose]

@shadowsdaughter could you hook our friend up if you haven’t yet? Please send her a message if you would. We’d love to have you! <3

Any other takers?

[harttwin]

can i be in this too?

[ohnobi-wankenobi]

*Raises hand* May I be in the cool club?

[colinfirthslutdrop]

Psssh you're not cool, you lot are all losers by association with me :D

[severedhumanear]

the more time goes by the more disgusted i am that nobody has delivered the 1 halfass punch that it would take to turn woody allen into a fuckin pile of dust. every day someone has this opportunity and every day they do not take advantage of it and this is unacceptable

[shoujo-paradise]

[thequantumsystem-deactivated202]

[Image is a white oval on a black background that reads “I AM TRASH.”]

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@beccasbarnes ;)

[tracedepas]

hot stuff

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An then there's this asshole

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PSA

Just because people have it worse than you doesn't mean you're not allowed to have it bad. If someone fell and cut their arm and needed 3 stitches, it doesnt mean that just cause someone else fell, broke their arm and needed surgery, the first person isn't in pain. Tl;Dr - STOP THIS FUCKING ~HIERARCHY OF SUFFERING~ WHERE ONLY THE WORST-OFF PERSON IN THE WORLD CAN BE SAD.

[haredjarris]

[colinfirthslutdrop]

Harry; “I’ll sort this mess out when I get back”

Valentine;

[nilincartierwells]

[swilkas]

people dont need to be sober and drug-free to deserve food and shelter and kindness imho

[biolumo]

Duck Wearing Bow-Tie Walks Into Pub, Drinks Pint, Fights Dog

A bow-tie wearing duck has been injured in a drunken pub brawl with a local dog in Chulmleigh, Devon. The booze-loving bird, affectionately named Star, was enjoying a pint in The Old Courthouse Inn

What

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

We can all stop writing news articles now, no headline is ever going to be better than this

[sosoamro]

@safety-dancer

[colinfirthslutdrop]

Of course it's in Devon. This shit is regular in Devon.

[sixpenceee]

A giant stained glass crab found at the Baltimore Washington International Airport.

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"Found".

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Sometimes I like to go to @secondarysushicorps’ inbox and talk about british culture. So far we’ve covered;

1. The Fast Food Rockers and their one song, The Fast Food Song 2. School discos 3. The (unfortunately apocryphal) story about the time one small town got an unconditional surrender from Russia. 4. Piggate 5. Crisp sarnies 5.5. Chip butties (too similar to be entirely seperate) 6. Deep fried mars bars 7. The time my dad accidentally ate a snake.

I’m not sure what to bring up next, cheeky nandos or the time a company were taken to court and embroiped in a serious legal battle because one of their cakes was called a biscuit.

[sushicorps]

how does the UK even exist.

[siancrosslinisback-deactivated2]

I still don’t understand cheeky nandos. I think at some point I decided it was a trolling thing and gave up.

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M8 cheeky nandos is like when ur hank marvin n thinkin of goin for maybe curry club at the spoons cause ya cant spend much cause of the sweet trackies you’ve got ur eye on at jd sports (and the fit bird who works there) and then ur boy callumn who’s an absolute lad and the archbishop of banterbury says bredren lets grab a cheeky nandos n ur all top, fam. Let’s smash it.

[dirtybritishactorconfessions]

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Kingsman has ruined me. I can think of nothing else, but a disheveled Colin Firth as Harry Hart after the church scene, discovering me at the back of the church and fucking me from behind over the alter. All the time telling me the filthiest things that he wants to do to me.

[subtaelity]

I saw that and thought of all of us, @faedreamer, @kingsmanhartwin, @garyunwin-hart, @gentlekingsmen. @kingsman-junkie, @galahadthelate, @harttwin, @blacktofade

feel free to tag other kingsman trash because they need to see that

[gentlekingsmen]

@vulcancherry OMG HAHAHAHA THANKS FOR THE TAG |D

okay guys you might want to see this

and fall deeper in trash levels

@angrymetalbender @secondarysushicorps @takeanotherpieceofmyhartwin @melmelyogurt @hartwinorlose @elletromil @kingsmanposts @agenthartwin

[snowskypx]

But you’d be fucking (or being fucked) surrounded by bloody corpses though.

Not judging, just a reminder XD

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[colinfirthslutdrop]

Sometimes I like to go to @secondarysushicorps' inbox and talk about british culture. So far we've covered; 1. The Fast Food Rockers and their one song, The Fast Food Song 2. School discos 3. The (unfortunately apocryphal) story about the time one small town got an unconditional surrender from Russia. 4. Piggate 5. Crisp sarnies 5.5. Chip butties (too similar to be entirely seperate) 6. Deep fried mars bars 7. The time my dad accidentally ate a snake. I'm not sure what to bring up next, cheeky nandos or the time a company were taken to court and embroiped in a serious legal battle because one of their cakes was called a biscuit.