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O.K.

[catchymemes]

Boyfriend photobombs girlfriend with engagement ring for a Month without her knowing

[baconandvibrators]

Ok but my favorite thing about this photo series is WHY he was doing all this.

[only1-deactivated20210531]

her mind

[olcarcajou]

[everydaylouie]

ghost choir 👻 🎵

[teacupfulofstarshine]

I DID NOT THINK ANYTHING COULD TOP GHOST DUET

I WAS WRONG

I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO HAPPY TO BE WRONG IN ALL MY LIFE

[johnnywhistler]

Happy Halloween the 1st!

[alisonzai]

[bruiselikeviolets]

you ever read something so fucking stupid you want to blow your brains out

[universefemme]

Bisexual women aren’t straight for dating men

[fierceawakening]

What the everloving fuck

[calslaundry-deactivated20211010]

[fiestabear]

[lilymordecar]

im crying 

[xellychan040]

@noobsexbot

[catchymemes]

[fairylitmermaid]

[lemongrace]

[oversalt]

I felt i had to come back here to post this to the one dude who still follows me

[elenafisher]

👀

[heir-to-the-diamond-throne]

Me: *falling asleep to an audiobook on the science of the gut*

Book: saliva is actually filtered blood!

Me: ʕʘ‿ʘʔ

[heir-to-the-diamond-throne]

Me: ʕʘ‿ʘʔ

Book: saliva also contains a painkiller that is stronger than morphine, but we don’t produce a lot of it otherwise we’d be constantly high

Me: ʕʘ Д ʘʔ

[heir-to-the-diamond-throne]

Opiorphin is 6x stronger than morphine and actually contains an anti-depressant compound which is why some doctors believe it’s linked to comfort eating

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/m/pubmed/20610867/

[enbyroses]

Everyone spit on me so I won’t be depressed

[smallrat36wagon-deactivated2021]

i remember this post but only the horny bitch at the end

[gogomrbrown]

Georgia Tech Pride Alliance organizer shot and killed by police for having unopened multi-tool.

[edrec]

Hey and by the way dont you fucking forget the New York Post referred to them as a “barefoot, gender-bend(er)”. They were non-binary and a big name in the LGBTQA+ community here in Atlanta. Dont you FUCKING FORGET they tried to slander them beyond the fucking grave.

[bloomlaurel]

Their name was Scout Schultz. You should know their name.

[jakemorph]

I don’t think enough retellings of the Cain and Abel story make note of the fact that nobody had ever been killed or even died before when it happened. Cain had no idea beating his brother to death could possibly be a bad thing

[jakemorph]

Cain really did fuck around and find out

[nyanbinyuri]

cain: hey i wonder what’d happen if i hit abel over the head with this rock

abel: *just fucking drops like a sack of hammers*

cain:

[324432463552434565435241354-dea]

whoever first decided to stab small holes in their ears so they could put shiny things in it was a fucking genius

[lorthemar-therons]

“every time blizzard purports to make a game about a better world, battling against an unfair status quo, or empowering marginalized people, think about this. think about the company’s real world actions when money is on the line“

[frosty-the-snowgain]

Billion-dollar corporation pays lip service to being woke while being willing to sell their own mothers for another rusty dime? Say it ain’t fucking so

[fourteen--steps]

Feat. the man himself

@chewybitart