WHY IS HARD

Marbels  ||  A literal pile of dirt  || I am the sleep

[distinguishedbaloney]

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

[ryoga-deactivated20231223]

[elioli-art]

[tupacabra]

we are all in the same boat. the human boat

[thrussy]

[jncos]

Cobra venom isn’t poisonous. People just get freaked out when they get bitten by cobras and let their negative emotions do the poisoning for them. I’ve been bitten by dozens of serpents over the last fortnight and due to my positive attitude I am healthier than I have ever been in years.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

"I killed another houseplant bc of executive dysfunction"

Mundane

Evokes helplessness

Kind of a bummer

"Plagued by demons as I am, my crops have withered yet again"

Powerful imagery

Frames you as a gothic protagonist

Emphasizes that you are hounded by demons

How fucking cool are demons???

[ifonlymp3-deactivated20220624]

i got really mad at red today

[ifonlymp3-deactivated20220624]

this is literally one of the funniest things i’ve read today thank you

[mr-dirtlord]

I had a very strong desire to paint an aquarium

[sailormoonreblogs]

[thegirlwithafairysoul-deactivat]

It’s tadpoles’ season

[afniel]

The pond is full of commas.

[neenarchive]

fantasy could be the best genre but unfortunately there are too many weird horny men writing it

[antique-symbolism]

[webangel-deactivated20220514]

[diarrheaworldstarhiphop]

[scaliefox]

This is a serious issue though.

Ferrai has this bullshit agreement that if you buy one of their cars new off the lot, you have to sign a contract saying you basically don’t own the car and have to uphold their brand standards with it.

It’s sets a startling example of not owning something despite buying it and the court needs to use this as a chance to strike it down as unethical.

[post-office-inbox]

This shit again? And I thought it was bad enough with ford and john deer telling farmers they didn’t own the tractors they bought from them….

[scaliefox]

Yeah, they have this really unethical clause in the purchase contract you can’t modify the car or do anything with it that they’d consider “unbecoming of the brand”, which is why they were able file this suit.

It seems kind of bizarre at first until you realize how horrifying that is in the age of “do you own what you buy?” being a huge a debate (especially in tech).

[frommetrunui]

This is pretty much Ferrari’s philosophy from the start, they are extremely prideful of their cars like if they were made from God’s hands or something. They are very snobby, infact the owner of Ferrari doesn’t like the people who buy their cars since because they are bought for “status”. They also never test their cars on public tracks in comparison with other racing cars like when they wanted to test out the Porche 918 Spyder vs The McLaren P1 vs LaFerrari. Take a guess who bailed out on the performance test.

[frommetrunui]

Just an update

[deathcomes4u]

Lambo are the perfect people to jump in on this because they make insane cars and they are never above clowning them up because Lambo are all about THE DRAMA ™

[thursdays-adult]

It’s worth noting that Ferruccio Lamborghini, the founder of the company originally only made tractors. His company became successful and at some point he bought a Ferrari, but had a complaint with the car. He ended up taking this complaint to Enzo Ferrari, himself, who told the man he did not take advice from a mere tractor maker. Four months later the first Lamborghini sports was birthed out of pure spite. I’d like to this somewhere he’s enjoying this immensely. 

[jamisings]

So basically what I’m hearing is Ferrari is Anish Kapoor and Lamborghini is Stuart Semple, but with cars. 

[transdekus-moved-blog]

The two ADHD moods:

- I can’t do it

- I can’t stop doing it

[corvus-onca-sapien-deactivated2]

The two types of ADHD time:

- now

- not now

[quousque]

the two ADHD memory modes:

-I literally cannot recall the words that just came out of my mouth

-I can recite the opening paragraph of every single magic treehouse book

[spockgirl]

I think we should take a year off of movies or maybe just start making less of them permanently. when a movie comes to town it should be a big event like the circus

[spockgirl]

accidentally made this a reality huh

[distantvoices]

Suzi Leenaars By Azahara Fernandez For Glamour Spain January 2020

[anxietyproblem]