The Life and Times of Me

Colleen. US (Wisconsin). 23. I'm not sure why my nickname is a vegetable, but it's pretty accurate and hey, you can't pick your own nickname right?

[thebelchers]

[dwgif]

[adeles]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Why in futuristic sci-fi movies do the alarms still sound like horns or bells? Why is everything else in this sci-fi world advanced except for alarm sounds?

[hustlerose]

anon hate

dismissive reply 

[deliriousnes]

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

[nightynightflash-deactivated202]

Most people know you from Glee, what did you do before Glee?

[paprika]

[goldcrescent]

We all thought Loki was the odd one out but it turns out Thor is actually the friendly jock middle child in a family of bitchy drama club goths

[moved-to-ofswordsandpens]

[umbrella-formerly]

I hate when you’re like “wow nothing is exciting anymore” and someone pipes up like “it’s called growing up” actually deborah, it’s called major depressive disorder but thanks for your input

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[pussy-lemonade]

I choked, who is this man cause I love him.

[femininechrist]

The guitarist from Rage Against The Machine which has always been political so like??? Fake fans….

[jade-sutures]

They are called.. rage against the machine…

[tastefullyoffensive]

“Walking into 2018 like…“ - Roy Purdy

[hunterzolomon-deactivated201811]

The saddest part about growing up is losing the Christmas spirit more and more each year.

[batboyblog]

just something full of goodness. 

[kylokirenly]

IS THAT A JEWISH UNICORN?

[batboyblog]

What are you talking about? All unicorns are Jewish.

[waltprincesse]

[amesantiagos]

⤷ requested by anonymous

[cilly-murphy]