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I'm on here, mainly as an attempt to escape the idiots I work with (Fleming, Montagu, etc) but I may have failed. Feel free to ask me things, but don't expect me to answer anything confidential.
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@colonel-johnny-bevan
Hello, tumblr.
I'm on here, mainly as an attempt to escape the idiots I work with (Fleming, Montagu, etc) but I may have failed. Feel free to ask me things, but don't expect me to answer anything confidential.
Ooc under cut:
//today on conversations the family can't have in public on holiday this year:
*listening to Act As If*
Sister: I'm too smart to be Hitler
Mum: try not to be Hitler
Sis: wasn't planning on it.
Sister: I need a bag
Dad: what about your Operation Mincemeat bag?
Me: you do realize there's a reason you can't perform Operation Mincemeat in Germany?
Now two MI5 employees are heavily interacting with Ivor Montagu (Ewen and Haselden)
Ewen is Ivor Montagu's brother and I like to hope he is smart enough not to share government secrets with a communist spy. Haselden also works at the Embassy and in diplomacy, so I doubt he knows too much about on going operations, but he may have a legitimate reason to speak to Ivor Montagu.
That said, @ewen-montagu-official @sangria-enjoying-expat please be careful what you say around him.
Mr. Bevan,
if Monty agrees to fund it, can we set up a bunch of connected plastic tubes around MI5 for Monty Jr. to run around in? He could use them (he as in the hamster) to get his enrichment without messing with people’s belongings. Also, he could boost morale by being cute (again, the hamster, not the person.)
I'll think about it. I'm concerned that tubes around MI5 for the hamster may distract people, and there is a war on.
Hester, how are you holding up in this heatwave?
@colonel-johnny-bevan
I think I understand now what Mr Haselden was going on about. Something about the oppressive heat makes one want to do nothing but lie around and sweat bullets—er, sweat profusely. (Apologies for the figurative language.) But I'm doing alright so far, sir.
How are you holding up? You seemed rather unsteady on your feet the other day.
That's good. (And thank you for the apology)
I am... managing. Its certainly a lot easier when everyone in the office isn't being deliberately chaotic, but I am managing.
Colonel Bevan, Sir,
May I suggest starting a basement swear jar to make buying a proper hamster inclosure for Monty Jr. someone else’s problem?
That's a good suggestion.
Attention Agents, we now have a swear jar. £5 per swear, £2.50 if it's in a language other than English (£6 if it's german. I will respect the knowledge, but don't swear in German whilst we're in the middle of a war with the germans)(Also I might add more languages to this list, depending on how people are feeling) All money goes towards an enclosure for Monty Jr.
COLONEL! I DONT CARE WHAT YOU SAY I AM TAKING THE REST OF THE DAY OFF! THERE IS A TELEPORT HUMAN CHILD BIRTHING HAMSTER! IT IS AN ABOMINATION AND I AM NOT DEALING WITH IT!
@maddscientisttarr
There's a what?
Basically Montagu adopted a hamster that can teleport and give birth to human babies but Reggie doesn't really like hamsters so he's kinda freaking out. Though in my opinion he's being a bit dramatic.
How does the hamster give birth to human babies? That's not how biology works?
Okay so it turns out that the babies were just plastic and the hamster was just playing. No need to worry about hamster giving birth to human babies any more. Though it still doesn't explain the teleporting...
... it teleports? Are you sure this isn't something out of one of your novels?
Trust me sir, this isn't out of my novels. Ask Reggie, Jean, or Monty if you want to know more.
@maddscientisttarr @ewen-montagu-official @jean-is-2bright4tea please explain.
COLONEL! I DONT CARE WHAT YOU SAY I AM TAKING THE REST OF THE DAY OFF! THERE IS A TELEPORT HUMAN CHILD BIRTHING HAMSTER! IT IS AN ABOMINATION AND I AM NOT DEALING WITH IT!
@maddscientisttarr
There's a what?
Basically Montagu adopted a hamster that can teleport and give birth to human babies but Reggie doesn't really like hamsters so he's kinda freaking out. Though in my opinion he's being a bit dramatic.
How does the hamster give birth to human babies? That's not how biology works?
Okay so it turns out that the babies were just plastic and the hamster was just playing. No need to worry about hamster giving birth to human babies any more. Though it still doesn't explain the teleporting...
... it teleports? Are you sure this isn't something out of one of your novels?
COLONEL! I DONT CARE WHAT YOU SAY I AM TAKING THE REST OF THE DAY OFF! THERE IS A TELEPORT HUMAN CHILD BIRTHING HAMSTER! IT IS AN ABOMINATION AND I AM NOT DEALING WITH IT!
@maddscientisttarr
There's a what?
Basically Montagu adopted a hamster that can teleport and give birth to human babies but Reggie doesn't really like hamsters so he's kinda freaking out. Though in my opinion he's being a bit dramatic.
How does the hamster give birth to human babies? That's not how biology works?
COLONEL! I DONT CARE WHAT YOU SAY I AM TAKING THE REST OF THE DAY OFF! THERE IS A TELEPORT HUMAN CHILD BIRTHING HAMSTER! IT IS AN ABOMINATION AND I AM NOT DEALING WITH IT!
@maddscientisttarr
There's a what?
sir the mi5 is on fire not sure who caused thjs
Ok, we are evacuating the building, then once the fire's out I'll work our who's responsible.
I don't get paid enough for this.
The day I started posting about #johnny bevan was the best day of my life.
@colonel-johnny-bevan
I'm not sure how to react to this.
//ooc: actually same
Please read this because it is EXTREMELY important me (a transgender man) and to other trans individuals.
The US Government is currently trying to pass an incredibly dangerous national law for trans youth called HR 2616.
This bill would ban all Federally funded schools from teaching about gender identity or sexual orientation, prevent teachers from using the correct pronouns and names for trans students, remove books with any trans representation in them, and even go as far as to prevent teachers from acknowledging trans identity AT ALL.
Any school that does not follow this will lose all federal funding. This bill would also require teachers to forcibly out trans students to their families, which would be fatal to any trans student with a transphobic Family or just hateful family in general. Trans people are already a group that already has some of the highest rates of being victim to suicide, domestic violence, and sexual assault.
This bill actively makes teachers put those innocent children at such a big risk. This bill has rapidly passed the house this week with support from all 209 republicans, as well as 8 democrats. But, it's still being voted on in the senate, which means there is still time to help stop this.
To help stop this, you can visit 5calls.org (look up 2616 in the search bar), one of the most top issues filed Oppose Attacks on LGBTQ+ Students. Once you put in your general location, it will pull-up contact information for your senator, and give you a script for calling them.
If you are a minor and/or do not feel comfortable doing this, PLEASE repost this on here, or any other platform you are on/can find! This needs to be heard and fought against.
Thank you for reading this, my lovely people!
(My moots/friends that I'm tagging: @syrupppppppppp @s4pphicfurryr4ve2769 @starstarstarrystar @histrynerdss @billiloveyouso @ultimatebikergangleader69 @trixthemagemain @otlantispearlxox @jaxwithabow)
you getting grey hairs come in? or are you proper grey already?
I don't see how that's any of your business.
I'm not fully grey yet. Still blonde.
I have a tonic that can help make those few grey hairs turn back to blonde, sir.
I'll live.
This has been proven to work! My father uses it!
I don't mind looking old. There are more pressing things.
Well I overheard from the typing girls you were trying to impress someone, which is why I suggested.
... not that my love life is any of your business, but I still like my chances. Thank you for the offer though.
I think your funny, don’t go bald
I wasn't planning on it?
you getting grey hairs come in? or are you proper grey already?
I don't see how that's any of your business.
I'm not fully grey yet. Still blonde.
I have a tonic that can help make those few grey hairs turn back to blonde, sir.
I'll live.
This has been proven to work! My father uses it!
I don't mind looking old. There are more pressing things.
you getting grey hairs come in? or are you proper grey already?
I don't see how that's any of your business.
I'm not fully grey yet. Still blonde.
I have a tonic that can help make those few grey hairs turn back to blonde, sir.
I'll live.