Sass Masters and Cinnamon Rolls

Welcome! This is just your average fantroll blog, with a few mutants. Feel free to send me questions and things! Mun is +18

[ilovemusicalyy]

[whatshouldntbe]

[colorfulsass]

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[colorfulsass]

*smacks top of head* this bad boy can fit so much sass inside him

[chivalfairy]

NOT gonna say this again!! A CYBORG is something PARTIALLY ROBOTIC. An ANDROID is something that is FULLY ROBOTIC, MADE TO LOOK HUMAN. A ROBOT is FULLY ROBOTIC and NOT DESIGNED TO LOOK HUMAN!!

[carlottagiudicellivevo]

why then it’s GREASED LIGHTNIN’!!!!

[corvuscricket-deactivated202411]

Friends take notes

[ender-w-deactivated20190416]

Do it pussy

[corvuscricket-deactivated202411]

[colorfulsass]

[kingofthehilltoday]

Hank creates a group called the MLM (Men Loving Meat) to find other steak lovers but it draws in a crowd looking for a different kind of meat. Hank ends up grilling for them anyways.

[blackfemmejeanvaljean]

the lgbt icon we deserve

[sovietshopaholic]

@wall-noise

[otahkoapisiakii]

[gayspock-deactivated20250217]

i havent even read homestuck

[nootnoot-fantrolls]

Judge

1-2 trolls for this absolute piece of garbage to judge (Be warned he is vulgar to say the least)

[colorfulsass]

[stylelogs]

인스타 @rara__p

[avianpost-generator]

reblog if bird

*picture of bird*

[avianpost-generator]

o fuc

uh

[avianpost-generator]

y’all weren’t supposed to see this hold on

[avianpost-generator]

y’all better stop reblogging the post aint done yet

[love-freak-deactivated20190805]

SHOW US THE BIRD

[avianpost-generator]

hold on , i am lookin ,

[necro-om-nom-nomicon]

ＧＩＶＥ　ＵＳ　ＴＨＥ　ＢＩＲＤ

[avianpost-generator]

b i r d   l o c a t e d 

[hearthawk]

This bird picture far exceeded my expectations well done I love it.

[colorfulsass]

I return for another week in the dead of morning Tbh if you wanna keep in contact with me ask for me Discord/Skype homies

[kettlecom-deactivated20180801]

[kettlecom-deactivated20180801]

have i ever mentioned that i hate this fucking website

[bigbadbabymama-deactivated20220]

heyyyy, yall! i’m Le'Andreia.. but y'all can call me Dreia (Drayuh) & i have cancer. i have none hodgkin’s lymphoma. im 22, homeless and my fiancée and i have been living in our car and w friends (neither one of our families live in kansas) our tags expired in august so we’ve been pretty stagnant. we do have jobs but trying to get around and avoid the police is a thing all in itself lol. before anyone else asks, we’re avoiding the police because our tags are bad!!!!!! we aren’t criminals! all i’m asking for is a little help w our vehicle, i need to make it to my last 4 chemo treatments. please help us!!! i’ve created a gofundme in the hopes that people will have a heart & pitch in lol. i previously had an acct but after i withdrew money, it closed out my acct!! please continue to donate, we’re still needing help! 👉🏾 https://www.gofundme.com/2ne7dwk 👈🏾 please donate!!!!

[bigbadbabymama-deactivated20220]

i’ve fallen into a pit of depression. please help me

[iron-sunrise]

Ok a white woman used her Black boyfriend as a prop today to beg for money to go to college and is now twice over her limit But this woman has NON HODGKINS LYMPHOMA and is homeless and losing all hope and has barely over $1k and only asked for $6k? Like, officially, do we ALL have to put ubiqutous 22 year old white girl pics up to crowdfund? Because apparently you can even be full of shit and an entitled skunk and get 2-3x what you asked for For god’s sake. This post wont even escape Black tumblr.

And what does she get in the notes? “What if its fake?” oh fuck off

[iron-sunrise]

Can I point out that just sharing this on my FB boosted her campaign by $135 and netted about 30 new shares. This aint a humblebrag, just pointing out the importance of getting campaigns for us out of the strict Black Tumblr orbit so I’m suggesting anyone who follows me does the same. Seriously, post this on your FB, twitter, Ello, whatever you can. Write a small amount about it. She needs actual help. Please?

[skyholic-deactivated20180115]

[wingsofkynareth-deactivated2019]

tag yourself as a lush bath bomb (i’m guardian of the forest)

[irrelevanttrolls]

me: guardian of the forest @calsridiculousfantrolls: the experimenter @handarko: ickle baby bot @rancidfantrolls: twilight My entire household as lush bath bombs -sobs-

[metalhivesystem]

weeps about how accurate that is though

[t-o-x-i-c-i-t-y]