☆Everybody is beautiful☆

🌸🌌This is my safe place 🌌🌸 27 years old(Aquarius), aspiring archeologist. Proud Aspie. Book and animal lover♥. Mother of one reptile child and pawrent. Currently achieving and following my dreams. Learning how to live happily and in peace with myself. Fighting depression and others.

[lifemaniac91]

[memewhore]

[historyteacherinfrance]

Bigfoot or Sasquatch : légendaire de Nord américain ou canadien.

Cryptozoologie welcome

[chaotic-archaeologist]

When other people say they spent lots of money on bags:

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When archaeologists say they spent lots of money on bags:

(image source)

[chaotic-archaeologist]

do archaeologists have enemies?

Looters

[doctor-autumn-123]

Hobby Lobby

[modoru-mono]

Rich Anonymous Collectors

[modoru-mono]

Museum staff/academia purchasing things that are looted/fake without a second thought

[museumably]

Yogurt

[kaijutegu]

Steven Spielberg

[kyidyl]

Paleontologists.

[lifeinsherds]

Academia

[justanotherweirdarchaeologist]

Insects

[midden-maiden]

The Sun

[livefromtheloam]

Archaeologists from other departments

[jangojips]

gley

[lostinhistory]

Devil’s club

[archaeologistproblems]

Ticks, mosquitos, and black flies.

[walkingwiki21]

Rain

[dankarchaeologymemes]

volunteers

[lemonsharks]

My ancestors, watching me dump an entire stick of cinnamon, two cloves, an allspice berry, and a generous grating of nutmeg into my tea, sweetened with white sugar and loaded with cream, while I sit in my clean warm house surrounded by books, 25+ outfits for different occasions, and 6 pairs of shoes, in a building heated so well I have the windows open in mid-autumn:

Our daughter prospers. We are proud of her. She has never labored in a field but knows riches we could not have imagined.

[sighinastorm]

I like this so much better than the idea that our ancestors would be embarrassed or ashamed of us for being “soft” or some crap like that.

[therinde-dreams]

My ancestors, watching me stuff my face with fried chicken while studying: She eats like an imperial concubine and can afford to study like am imperial scholar. WE MADE IT

[idhren]

She eats like an imperial concubine and can afford to study like am imperial scholar

[villainous-queer-deactivated202]

My ancestors watching me use my stand mixer while living in a small apartment and attending university: Thou hast kneadeth bread in FOUR hail marys??? FOUR??? And thou ist poor as a churchmouse, yet liveth in a fine cottage with four pounds butter and fresh berries in thy larder!! And two featherbeds! And thou attendeth the King’s college, as a lord!!

[homochadensis]

my ancestors watching me light a fire in less than a min with modern implements: [happy homo erectus noises]

[severalowls]

I’m absolutely not against robits in the home, I think the possibilities are really cool but like… Alright actually, here’s a side by side comparison: 

[evilkillerpoptarts]

[maestropear]

Alexa can play Skyrim tho

[severalowls]

Damn you’re right.

I’m on mobile can somebody add that as a point for Roomba.

[mysteryseeker]

here you go

[bigwordsandsharpedges]

Roomba creates maps of the inside of your house

[severalowls]

You’re like the 400th person to add this so:

This is the outline of my bedroom, with approximate furniture. Information I might not want handed out to the government or corporations or whatever. Not even including dubious terrain like rugs and clutter:

Here’s what a roomba, at floor level, with clutter and obstructions and stuff-under-stuff might be able to ‘map’ as navigable area:

This is completely useless to anybody except people developing robot vaccuums who might want diagnostic data. This isn’t even close to the level of Alexa’s microphone bollocks. Hit Alexa with a hammer, Roomba is… Safe, for now.

[hecatespoison]

I saw the red and blue and my first response was “Roomba is using this sensitive information for GERRYMANDERING purposes”

[ralfmaximus]

SWAT team, bursting into your room, having been briefed with detailed Roomba-collected maps: *avoids difficult rug*

[anxietyproblem]

[10000draculas]

[nayohme]

My girlfriend hates this video so much everytime I see it I lose my shit and she always wants to see “what’s so funny on your phone” so I show her and she just goes “oh 😐” and walks away

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[legalwifi]

what

[qalace]

now twitter is unsteady too, hi guys im back

[1los]

[10knotes]

omfg that is just too adorable

[satanic-b00ty]

This will always be one of my favorite comics ever. It gives me warm fuzzies~

[hello-missvixy-deactivated20160]

This is the most perfect.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

This kitteh having a little halloween adventure is one of my favourite posts of all time :)

[wonderhawk]

Every fall like clockwork this photo set pops up and we all must reblog it

[sosuperawesome]

Embroidered Witch Hats

Kiras Magick Needle on Etsy

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[chaotic-archaeologist]

Best and worst things to discover at a dig?

Worst is a body that shouldn’t be there.

_Areid

[audkitty]

Conversely, best is a body that should.

[chaotic-archaeologist]

Absolute worst case scenario: You find a body that should be there but when you come back it’s gone

[theeclectickoalastudent]

“Guys?  Where’d she go?”

[chaotic-archaeologist]

She’s behind you

[art-thropologist]

Me [beating at the bog body with a shovel]: WE. DIDN’T. TAKE. SITU. PHOTOS. YET. Get back in that hole! You can go for a walk after.

[archaeo-geek]

The fact that I can picture myself and pretty much all of my archaeologist colleagues grabbing a shovel and doing this last bit just makes it that much funnier.

[mias-back-from-the-dead]

god this has to be one of the dumbest things i spent 5 minutes on but it sprouted fully formed in my brain the second i saw this post

(sorry for quality i’m drawing on a mouse)

[imhilien]

That episode of Time Team you didn’t see.

[spacelizart]

You know you fucked up when archaeologists drop their coffee. Always take photos before you take a break, just in case the dead come back to life and destroy your trench!

[chaotic-archaeologist]

OH MY GOD

[probablyasocialecologist]

“Bill Gates himself has one of the biggest carbon footprints of any human being in the world. He lives in a 66,000 square foot mansion with 24 bathrooms that is worth $145 million, which he calls (seriously) “Xanadu 2.0.” It was built using half a million wood logs from 500-year-old trees. According to an academic study, just his prolific private jet time emitted 1,629 tons of carbon dioxide in 2017 alone.”

—

Rob Larson & Nathan J. Robinson, Humanity Does Not Need Bill Gates

[1,629 tons of CO2e is “in the neighborhood of 325 times the global average person’s entire annual carbon footprint”]

[arealghost]

So I went to the Josh Fight

a summary:

- Two Josh Swains were in attendance. OG Josh, hailing from Arizona

- And Nebraska's own Josh Swain, from Omaha.

(feat. An Audio Engineer doing THE MOST for that sound quality)

-All the local news stations were there

- The majority of attendees were from out of state

- The two Josh Swains battled for supremacy by Rock Paper Scissors duel.

- The victor? Josh Swain, from Arizona. A crushing defeat for Josh Swain, who despite having none of Josh Swain's newfound Twitter Clout, DID have the home team advantage, as well as a Great Look.

- Following the Josh Swain Duel and coronation of the One True Josh Swain, there was an All-Josh pool noodle battle royale

- A brief list of notable Josh Variants I saw in this battle:

Josh Swain (Prime)

Josh Swain (Secondary)

Medieval Josh (full chain mail armor)

Spider Josh (x2)

"Josh Wick" (had pool noodles mounted to two electric drills for spin-attack capabilities)

Furry Josh (A Josh in a fursuit)

Big Josh (A large man with the words "Big Josh" painted on his bare torso, and "Dad Bod" painted on his back. Armed with pool noodle wolverine claws)

Little Josh (A small boy of about 5 years old)

Luchador Josh

Roman Centurion Josh

The rules were simple. Enter the ring and fight honorably (no headshots, no hits below the belt.) If you are hit with a pool noodle, you are dead, having fallen in glorious battle. The last Josh standing would be the winner.

The battle lasted a little over sixty seconds in total. The final victor was....

LITTLE JOSH, THE SMALLEST COMBATANT.

The crowd was going wild. The chanting for Little Josh was deafening. Truly there could have been no better outcome.

pool noodle combat was then opened to the general public, for fun rather than glory.

As for Josh Prime, he seemed like a very cool dude! As of last reporting, he raised $6600 dollars for the Children's Hospital and a truckload of nonperishables for the local food bank alongside the other Josh Fight attendees! He offered masks to any maskless people he met, and did his best to keep things as safe and socially distanced as he could, despite the ungodly amount of people who showed up to this random fucking field outside of Lincoln, Nebraska.

(Also for the Nebraskans: Yes he tried a Runza, and yes he says he enjoyed it.)

So anyway. Shoutout to the one and only Josh Swain.

[bonestew]

[anabsolutebuffoon]