[funnytwittertweets]

[bunjywunjy]

fish know about Africa

[dunmertitty]

[math-memes]

[thickness-protection-program]

Only the sexiest baddies use Leibniz

[vulnerary-prince]

I am going to scream everyone is reblogging this like it is just common knowledge I feel like I’m losing my mind

[thickness-protection-program]

You could say it's... Deriving you crazy :D

[vulnerary-prince]

[joking-mr-feynman]

i have never ever EVER seen anything besides the leibniz notation used for integrating what the HELL are the other ones

[unclefather]

[goldenclitoris]

when u know u mama mad at u but u gotta walk past her to get food from the kitchen

[vintageadvertising]

70’s ad for Asbestos

[gunsandfireandshit]

[geopsych]

I liked how the spruce shadow held the frost a little longer.

[headspace-hotel]

Wake up, new accidental tiny poem just dropped

[headspace-hotel]

...I was possessed

[geopsych]

I love it! 💚

[wlwrising]

dj djungelskog

[officialunitedstates]

I don’t trust the media, too many acronyms.  what does cnn stand for?  literally no one knows the answer

[accioconfusion]

cable news network

[officialunitedstates]

could be.  literally no one knows

[ewaneneollav]

blows up a random stranger with a rocket launcher for no reason then falls to the ground weeping histrionically & receives the tender attention & support of everyone present

[jeekoftheweek]

[funnytwittertweets]

[nonenosome]

So I had to look this up and was honestly surprised.

Bees can fly at 30,000 feet and have been found on Everest was not something I expected to learn today.

[jackdoe]

[twitblr]

Feelin like you’re a new character on season 5 of a show (x)

[wordfather]

things are going to be difficult. But you

[rascalbot]

are going to be difficulter

[wordfather]

thats the spirit!!!!! be a problem to your problems!!!!!!!!! mark your territory! !!!!!!!

[manny-jacinto]

netflix releasing an entire season of a series in one sitting is just…. exhausting? there’s this sort of rush where everyone needs to watch the show asap otherwise 1) you’ll get spoiled 2) everyone will make gifs faster than their own shadow 3) you really don’t get inspiration to make something nice because you consumed the media so quickly that you almost immediately forget what you watched

[rhubarbdreams]

What I miss is watching an episode, followed by seven days of the fandom flooding all fic platforms with post-episode speculation and codas and fix-its, and then have the next episode Joss everything… and it being MARVELOUS.

[vergak]

[dualumina]

DON'T HIDE THE BEST PART OF THE POST

[luxeinista]

𝐴𝑙𝑒𝑥𝑎𝑛𝑑𝑟𝑎 𝑂𝑐𝑎𝑠𝑖𝑜 𝐶𝑜𝑟𝑡𝑒𝑧 𝑎𝑡𝑡𝑒𝑛𝑑𝑠 𝑡ℎ𝑒 2021 𝑀𝑒𝑡 𝐺𝑎𝑙𝑎 𝑖𝑛 𝐵𝑟𝑜𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟 𝑉𝑒𝑙𝑙𝑖𝑒𝑠

[thickness-protection-program]

THIS is couture

[joshpeck]

why do you and others like vaccines so much?

not dying of preventable diseases is actually one of my favorite hobbies

[catsdelightful-deactivated20240]

On an evolutionary level having a pet fall asleep on you is pretty crazy, there’s so much trust there it’s like, “hey little animal don’t you know I’m an apex predator? thousands of years of domestication to make you take a nap on me” but also there’s a lot of stupidity there too, like if I play on the computer too long my cat decides to draw first blood on my feet

[catsdelightful-deactivated20240]

You’re only here because some ancient farmers let your ancestors eat the mice in their grain stores

[catsdelightful-deactivated20240]

This post is picking up notes again so here’s more of Malo being the 😜 emoji

Sometimes he just forgets to put his tongue away when he’s cleaning himself