everything everywhere matters to everything

hababa

[crimewave420]

Hello white boy

[jisuto]

[briancolfermoved-deactivated201]

penis

penisn’t

[indigo-halo-deactivated20181213]

vagina

vagouta

[docprofsmith]

anus

anyou

[quo-fomo]

blowjob

blowunemployed

[babemaggot]

fuck fmeck

[cash4bees]

I think the reason I still enjoy tumblr is that even though this all still pisses me off, I know that anything that makes me mad on here is 100% earnest. It's not ragebait or engagement farming, y'all are actually just that stupid sometimes

[stupidpetface]

[theonion]

Arguing that there was no conceivable reason they should be anywhere else, local woman Nora Jay confirmed Wednesday that the good scissors weren’t in the fucking drawer where they belonged. “God damn it, where the hell are they? I don’t know how I’m supposed to finish wrapping this birthday present without my one decent pair of scissors,” said Jay, 30, as she tore through her home in search of the Fiskars premier craft scissors she’d paid over $15 for at Michael’s.

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[audioexorcisms]

[z3bula]

HE'S REACHING FOR HIS HONESTY AND KIND NATURE

[simpscreens]

[tmbgareok]

[outofcontextkingofthehill]

[outofcontextkingofthehill]

[thotsandpreyers]

happy pride 🩷🤍🩵

[dogpuppy]

[blemgoid]

just clicked a sausage link

[fromhersoul]

you relapsed on yearning again didn’t you

[tylostoma]

really enjoyed the picturesque drive home with my digicam

[tatzelwurming]

all the best weed in america comes from a single farm run by the last bigfoot in existence