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[internet-sentences]

Weird teen success story

[gimmickbird-deactivated20231221]

Love that the internet will tell. You mazda had to do a model recall because spiders were uncontrollably attracted to their cars in 2014 then you read more and find it happened before woth the same car company in 2011

[gimmickbird-deactivated20231221]

Mazda spokesmen say "lol idk"

[gimmickbird-deactivated20231221]

For those wondering apparently this breed of spiders fucking loves gasoline, mazda built anti spider springs to push them out and a software patch to. Do something with fuel pressure in case they did get in and weaved loads of webs that fucked up thr fuel capacity and no one knows why it was mazdas in particular that got infested

[aflo]

this is one of those problems you have to solve in a dream

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

favorite kind of tweets that make me love people a little more

[anemonequeen-moved]

not to brag but i dont know anything about the johnny depp trial

[anemonequeen-moved]

"omg i cant escape this trial everyone's making memes out of it it's all over the place why wont anyone shut up?"

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

thanks to this workplace harassment training video my coworkers and I now say this to each other on a near-daily basis

[steveyockey]

what’s the funniest show that could be pitched to someone tumblr style like “omg watch this there is a gay character and autistic representation!”

[theyslashthem]

It's always sunny in Philadelphia

[thottielamottie]

trailer park boys

[nflstreet]

I’m on the Bond subreddit

[supermariomamafucker]

[pitbolshevik]

this is such a funny thing to call someone out for im losing my goddamn mind

[nflstreet]

[s48studio]

kiosk Moscow 1986

photo @ Kondrashov Andrey

[runby2]

[passioninblue]

no

[kadethecat]

[runby2]

Just so you all know, my tumblr glitched egregiously so now every time someone reblogs this from me, tumblr takes me off of my dashboard or search results and forces me to see this post again

[runby2]

WHY DID SOMEONE ADD AN INCINERATOR ????

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[kr1g]

I think about this tweet every single day

[tropiyas]

[teathattast]

[paperandpencilsandskips]