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The Daughter Armed Revolutionary League - Insurgent Network Group kindly requests that you do Not refer to our members as 'Little Darlings' EVEN IF they appear to blush and giggle and get all shy when you do so, and, furthermore, our comrades are reminded not to fall for this obvious attempt at subterfuge.

hustlerose

is this like sending email?

hustlerose

maxknightley

the thing about Revolutionary Girl Utena is that on any day where she doesn't have a duel she is presumably still tearing it up on the b-ball court

maxknightley

Mondays: Free throw practice

Tuesdays: Cardio drills

Wednesdays: Swordfight with someone whose worldview and/or neuroses are embodied in the events of the fight itself

Thursday: Ohtori Academy vs. St Ignatius Non-Yuri Catholic School (Go Shooting Stars!)

jncos

minmit

One year late to bbq bunny suit

power-chords

This Dan Piraro comic always makes me cry.

tuttle-did-it

When I lived in London there was a murder of crows that lived near me. I fed them often, they brought me presents (shiny rubbish and cigarette butts they found on the floor to thank me.)

When I moved, I’m certain they understood I was leaving because I had all my stuff and gave them lots of food and compliments.

But, they chased down my friend who lived in the next burrough over. They had recognised that friend with me several times and followed them to their house when they couldn’t find me.

They adopted my friend and it was now my friend’s job to bring them snacks and receive the presents.

This was maybe 6-7 years ago.

I visited London last year. Went to see my friend. The crows all not only recognised me, they tracked me down. We got into my friend’s flat and not twenty minutes later there was chaos on the balcony.

We open the curtains, the entire fucking murder is there shouting because they wanted to see me.

Crows are the very best birds.

grimeclown

I got a job at a gas station across from a casino and a guy keeps coming in to buy whole cartons of cigarettes and talks in the third person calling himself "snake eyes pete" and every time I tell him his total hes like "tell ya what if old Pete rolls a snake eyes why dont you give it to him for free?" and he rolls the same set of loaded dice on the counter and it does not matter how many times he rolls snake eyes I will not give him the cartons for free he gets so mad

grimeclown

Snakeyes Pete is from Toronto he gave me a button once that said "Canadians have the best luck" and i said i thought that was the Irish and he said "I fucking hate the irish" and i said okay

bandit-jay-deactivated20231028

Comparing the rotations of objects in the Solar System. Just look at them lol.✨🪐

To everyone that's confused, the planet Venus rotates very very slowly, with a single revolution taking about 243 Earth days, and Mercury rotates slowly, but not as slow as Venus.

jmtorres

i was like "i wish mercury and venus were still animated tho" and then when i opened it to reblog the image was in starting position with mercury's eyes off to the side and i realized they ARE animated. super slow.

pocket-deer-belly

transmisogyny genuinely does start eroding your ability to understand extremely basic ideas about feminism, like "outfits are not consent" and "men materially benefit from patriarchy even if they are underprivileged in other areas". you need to actually listen to trans women who point out transmisogynist behavior or you will become jk rowling.

melodies-stereo

im cute and everybody loves me

melodies-stereo

if u reblog this post, the above statement will be about u

taraxippos

I think this is the single funniest artfight rule. Like....I guess?

taraxippos

WHO DID THIS

taraxippos

Rockwith Aleaf

singularscissor

thought these parts of the profile were also funny

someladyofsorrows

i’m sorry but if you think “we” (american progressive spaces, let alone americans at large) had some sort of tangible reconciliation with the specter of the scary trans woman in media then you are more naive than any 21 year old on the fucking planet. that did not fucking happen. people are still defending rhps and silence of the lambs with their dying breath and refusing to acknowledge the transmisogyny at the center of these works. shut the fuck up and think for five seconds before making some snarky put down

dodykeahedron

Trans women do actually have it worse. Cope.

senhor-do-escuro

The people who don't have to worry about being raped, forced into marriages or being pregnant have it "worse"?😂😂😂

harpydykehalo

Did you just say trans women can't be raped. Kill yourself.

dodykeahedron

Hey can we reblog this version. This is your ideology. This is TWERFism. This is transandrophobia belief. They are the same ideology.

lemonsweet

Do you remember the episode of Spongebob where he's training gary for the snail race and does a coach persona + calls gary a girl and has an aside where he's like "I called you a lady to demean you 🤓" and right after he says that it cuts to sandy and she somehow telepathically feels that Spongebob just did something misogynistic and us like I feel like I need to kick Spongebobs ass for some reason. And then she appears just at the end of the episode to kick his ass.

lemonsweet