in my last life i was the evil advisor to a king and when the people discovered my vile deeds i was sentenced to be shot with a silver bullet and go to hell forever but unfortunately when the bullet pierced my wicked heart my hands floated into the air like a dancer's and my elegant spine curved and my hair shimmered like a ribbon as i plummeted into the sunlit sea and in fact my dying fall from the parapet was so astonishingly beautiful that it made up for all the sins i did and i woke up in heaven, where i became an evil advisor to god















