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[the-elven-star]

GW2CC Attack for @manasurge🩵

[ratasum]

Okay GW2blr, riddle me this. I'm excluding mesmer because they're the obvious answer, and I want the funniest answer.

FUNNIEST class to receive a bard spec?

Guardian

Revenant

Warrior

Engineer

Thief

Ranger

Necromancer

Elementalist

Voting ended onJul 8, 2025

[cathedralofeternalradiance]

Warrior bc when words fail you can just beat people over the head with your instrument and that gets the point across just fine as well 👍

[uselessidiotsquad]

Necro. I'm raising people / fleshy beasts from the dead to be my back up singers or audience if I don't get the right applause.

[mistborn-bastard]

[purplehaired-revenant]

This is Ghost (of Ventry Bay) and it's her birthday today.

Ghost dreamed of a big battle, on a beach, where she killed a lot of Sylvari alongside a powerful necromancer. Ghost did not like what she dreamed at all, and so soon after awakening, she left the Grove and eventually settled with the Soundless in Ventry Bay. The Soundless started calling her Ghost because she moves about very quietly (and she's a little spooky) so she dropped her birth name.

Unfortunately for Ghost, the Dream has a way of getting what it wants in the end. Kristi and Heidi arrived in Ventry Bay to seek Ghost's help. While they were there, Stacey led a Nightmare Court Raid on the Island. Kristi told Stacey that the settlement was under her protection, and she should leave. Stacey responded by sending for reinforcements and Sariel sent all of the Courtiers from Hemlock Coil. Ghost was forced to fight in the big battle that she had dreamed of.

Resigned to her fate, Ghost has become the protector of Ventry Bay, repelling Nightmare Court raids and rescuing prisoners whenever they manage to capture them.

[salad-mender]

fine i'll bite

[feathered-dino]

I had to join the party.

[moth-loves-largos]

no clue how many others call him Terry Treehorn but I do soooo

[lady-quen]

[outouksienmaa]

When you dash with your warclaw and accidentally kill innocent wildlife

[tyriantics]

I didn't realize there were whales in Tyria... very cool.

[samkuchingdraws]

The Mouth of Mordremoth

This Elder Dragon from GUILD WARS 2 still intrigues me to this day. The fact that it used to be corporeal, before 'growing into' the Heart of Maguuma itself, present within the vines and only physically manifest as the Mouth, makes me wonder what it really used to look like before all that.

Art Prints | RedBubble Shop

[bhuerracus]

Erracus the Wise can now reach the top shelf!

[lady-quen]

Death's Defiant

"He claims he did it to stop Balthazar. I suppose that's a more convenient excuse than most. But no one actually knows what happened. Can we really trust the former Pact Commander's process had been wholly lawful? Regardless, the core point still stands: Can a singular, unaffiliated individual be allowed to hold this much power?"

[secondscion]

Every so often throughout the year I go "damn i wish it was SAB time I want to play SAB" but then when it's actually SAB time my brain switches to "I would rather Fucking Die"

[skelesass]

been playing GW2 and remembered i liked him

[hoelbrak-holosmith]

completely bastardizing the perfectly good builds i find online to fit my very stupid specific playstyle

[asleepinawell]

one of the funniest things to me in gw2 is that because every single map has its own meta (big map-wide event chain that everyone can participate in that usually builds to a final battle), each map also has its own unique language in map chat. you enter a new zone and are greeted with the most random ass things being said in chat like "north needs more stompers" "tm up!!!! tm down!!!!!!" "grab the charzookas" "djinn on apple" "stack on the mark to get eaten" "we failed the rock concert" and you're just like oh boy!!!! what is it this time!??!!!! and by the time you've gotten through the story in that map you're either completely fluent or even more confused than when you started