Into the Void

This is my personal blog where I like to share what I love, feel strongly about, and think is funny.

[catchymemes]

[knightofleo]

[simplystormie]

[paulthebukkit]

thinking about the verbal cruelty of snowmen in animal crossing when you don't roll the snowballs to the right proportions before assembling them

[dankmemeuniversity]

[pathologising]

can we kiss please please please I promise you I won't poison you again please

[gh2ir]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[soothingmask1]

I was out with a bunch of people this weekend and this guy suddenly went “man I miss my wife” and went home. like…I want that

[littlehorrorshop]

Imagine being so codependent that you can’t spend one night away from your significant other LMAO if I was ever with someone this clingy where they no longer even wanted to hang out with their own friends for one night id be like sorry… but I can’t be your everything

[zersk]

chill

[littlehorrorshop]

Who are you

[zersk]

haha woah there asking for my identity is kinda codependent what are you, clingy or something

[ukrainian-psycho]

I'm taking a bath with lights off and a lit scented candle, I thought it would be a nice relaxing experience but I feel like a draugr in a skyrim dungeon

[sombersquid]

[everythingfox]

“What he lacks in agility he makes up for in brains”

(via)

[your-naked-magic-oh-dear-lord]

Holy shit

[its-clamo]

me: look at this idiot dog he’s got a chair stuck on h-HOLY FUCK

[snappydoodle-deactivated2022051]

Bread is basically just flour + yeast + liquid right..?

Gatorade bread.

[snappydoodle-deactivated2022051]

You ever have one of those “what am I doing with my life?” moments

[snappydoodle-deactivated2022051]

I was a fool. I thought this would be a bad idea. This is the BEST GODDAMN BREAD I’ve EVER made??? It’s fluffy, it’s chewy, it’s got a perfectly crisp crust. The only flavor it has is vaguely sweet. I’ve already eaten the whole loaf.

[the-king-of-silver-deactivated2]

I

[whenflowersfade]

@copperbadge …?

[copperbadge]

I’m not surprised it came out well! Compared to other liquids you can use for yeasted bread, like beer or milk, Gatorade is remarkably non-complex. As others have pointed out, it’s primarily water, sugar, and salt, with a bit of citric acid; you can actually make your own gatorade by adding a shot of vinegar, a teaspoon of salt, and a tablespoon of sugar to 20oz of water. The ancient Romans had a variant of this they called Posca. 

I’m not a chemist or indeed a professional baker but I suspect that the reason OP had such success is that the sugar and salt are great for feeding the yeast and stabilizing/strengthening the dough, and in Gatorade they’ve been mixed in really well so they’re super absorbable. And look at what a fun color it is!

[justhavetofeelthewaves]

I’ve seen this three times but haven’t seen @adulthoodisokay reblog ssoooo this is trying to bring it to her attention

[adulthoodisokay]

OH MY FUCKING GOD

Also I support @copperbadge’s assessment

[oohsnickers]

I want George Washington replaced with Dolly Parton on the dollar bill and I want people to call it a Dolly bill and no sir I have not been smoking this idea is reasonable and sound thank you and good day.

[jehovahhthickness]

I wanna be that CEO that pays their employees 70K a year like that white guy I be seeing all over the Internet. I can’t remember his name.

I’m not gonna be like Jeff Bezos but I do wanna be a multimillionaire 😂😂😂

[jehovahhthickness]

He took a pay cut. I’m not doing all of that. Ima just pay my people well and give top notch benefits.

[jehovahhthickness]

It gets better.

[desperate-acts-of-capitalism]

We are definitely going to talk about this guy on Buisness Desserts

Employees are not costs to be reduced, they are investments, they are assets that appreciate in value

[jehovahhthickness]

Absolutely

[doebunnybooks]

For the person commenting on not taking a pay cut, he HAD to change his lifestyle to be able to afford to pay his employees a living wage. He talked to accountants and they helped him break the numbers down based on data about the cost of living and various factors about the commute, housing issues, etc. All inspired by his best friend going nearly into debt over medical costs meanwhile he had several houses, a jet, and drank champagne daily.

He sold stock, houses, and changed his spending and as a result, his employees were overall happier and the way they worked improved. They all bought more shit and had more kids and did all the consumption people want for us while also enjoying their work and their boss enough to band together and buy him a fucking Tesla as a thank you.

And you know what he realized after taking his pay cut? He didn’t need the champagne or the girls or the “lifestyle” of being a billionaire. He feels fulfilled in his work and with the people he’s surrounded himself with and he feels that he’s made a step in the right direction that other businessmen and billionaires should follow.

Please read the article and his statements on twitter because it’s eye-opening to see that you CAN be successful doing things ethically. 

[stele3]

Update: during the pandemic, Dan Price cut his salary to $0 so that he could keep paying his employees.

[cowboybaedling]

What a lovely man

[the-a-j-universe]

And to be clear.

He was only ever a fraction of a Bezos.

He did this with far less to his name. Bezos could too just as easily. He’s just a bad person, unlike Price.

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[techtvhottie]

[k-lionheart-deactivated20171126]

really? You’re going to post something like this with no explanation like WHERE IS THE REST OF HIM???????????

[virgilssweaterpaws-blog]

He’s just hanging out 😂

[cherymoon330-deactivated2021032]

there we go

[techtvhottie]

[k-lionheart-deactivated20171126]

oh

[virgilssweaterpaws-blog]

This will make sense I promise.

[cherymoon330-deactivated2021032]

lemme just

[weloveshortvideos]

[thelesseroftwo]

Is Russia even real

[numinous-queer]

I think it is necessary for me to transcribe what she’s saying because it is EXACTLY how I babytalk to my cat:

“Oh Stepa! So little – little Stepa! My little kiss, where’s my little kiss?? Where are my little fingers? Where are my little legs? Where are my little paws? Stepa!” *shakes his paw* “Say hello! Hello my little one! Hello!” *lies down on him* “Oh how nice, how warm. Good boy…”

[sciuridyke]

to be clear, this bear is named the russian equivalent of “steve”

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[pointnclick]

mad max