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(he/she/they) | (21) alt: ppeepeeman

[gh2ir]

littlebeeinuv —> gh2ir

[lakevida]

i think its charming when peoples personal lives improve and they get drastically worse at posting

[memorycycle]

wake up in the morning go to sleep

[anphivenas]

wake up in the morning go to sleep

[twizzta-old]

[anphivenas]

whoaaa .... whats a lovely slimer like you doing in the benthic zone. .....

[memorycycle]

wake up in the morning go to sleep

[flipchild]

[memorycycle]

whoaaa .... whats a lovely slimer like you doing in the benthic zone. .....

[flipchild]

wake up in the morning go to sleep

[hungwy]

The joke is that if you aim your crossbow for the apple the bolt will drop as it travels and pierce the victims skull and brain. You must aim at the invisible apple above to compensate

[twistcmyk]

[thatbowserguy]

Coward I would say Bowser

[twistcmyk]

i bet you would

[iwanttohavesexwithsupermario]

i would say something else

[soup-mother]

forcefem basement group chat:

unlucky-victim: the estrogen is kicking in :(

feminised_lad: I'm tired of being chained to the radiator

repressing_random: it's normal right? this...this is fine

Australian-dave: crikey i think I'm turning into a sheila! rippah!

[senatortedcruz]

I am in fucking tears

[lucyscs-deactivated20250718]

why are people outside at the same time as me it’s my turn

[pukicho]

Im hopelessly in love with someone I’m not physically attracted to

I don’t give a fuck

[mimedna]

red woman and hunter progress update

"your hubris will be the death of you"

-Caseoh

[pseudomantis]

the cambrian period was like 10 years ago

[toskarinarchive]

the cambrarin period was like 3 years ago

[magi-magi-tamamoland-chan]

the cambrian period is TOMORROW!!!

[valeriapryanikova]

i spy with my everything eye

[clown-eating-pig]

I like to imagine that a year or so into jon and martin’s relationship (ignoring canon lalalalala) jon suddenly starts to realize that a bunch of little fun facts he knows about martin are completely false. martin is a compulsive liar and just says anything sometimes.

like jon starts buying a bunch of things for him in his “favorite color” and finally martin has to go “ahhhhh i just told you that was my favorite color because I thought you’d find my actual favorite weird 😬” and jon is like “????????? What?????”

[clown-eating-pig]

my beautiful compulsive liar son to whom I give wonderful advice

[dogpuppy]

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

you have this superpower! BUT you have this side-effect

is it worth it?

yes!!

the side effect is bad but ITS WORTH IT

meh it's okay

the side effect makes it unusable/not worth it

Results/option I didn't think of

Voting ended onMay 20

[oswinunknown]

BROTHER IM BACK AT SQUARE ONE

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

FUNNIEST THING IVE EVER SEEN LMAO

don't worry, I'd say it means you'd randomly go forward/back

so you'd be doing the dishes and suddenly there's the anomalocaris

[cherryflowerr-deactivated202601]

hiking that ends in you pumping a load into me behind a tree

[battletoads]

Dick Cheney Hunting Simulator

[gh2ir]

i think my cat is trying to get me to stop doomscrolling bc she keeps putting her entire stupid body between my face and my phone and purring loud as fuck. i’d rather she just thought i was dead and tried to eat me