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bring back 90s oracle who was getting thrown into oncoming traffic, shooting government agents, getting arrested by the secret service, asking online incels for info, plotting and training for murder, leading the suicide squad, willing to snipe black mask through the head, was putting bruce in his place, sexting blue beetle, all while rocking a bob

thesparrow1996

it’s funny how quickly you get desensitized to comic book nonsense like mister sinister is an insane name for a fictional character it’s so goofy but when i read his name i’m like this is not a laughing matter. we’re talking about cyclops’ traumatic secret laser beam eyeball orphanage surgery backstory. stop laughing.

nycswebhead

hello yes i am spiderman please give me a one thousand dollars in gift cards right now

nycswebhead

"thwip thwip"

nycswebhead

^^ my famous catchphrase

nycswebhead

i havent been hacked or anything i just really need some money

elois-illust

I am a tad bit late for Superman day but here nonetheless so have a supergirl to feed upon 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

#supergirl

kayleerowena

my silly little bat guys

(might make stickers of these? who's to say)

#batfam

januariat

there's a special type of hell called listening to a podcast discussing a piece of media that you are knowledgeable in and which the hosts know very little about

januariat

the podcaster just said he thought Superman was "just a big dumb guy" and I shouted wordlessly out loud in my car

professionalchaoticdumbass

“GL” can mean both “good luck” and “girls love”…. yuri blessing………

venombiote

hekifiknow

Batman? Eh he’s some character from a comic or some shit… what, you said BatGIRL? Well she was originally created as the sidekick of Batwoman in 1961 after the Comics Code Authority pressured the introduction of a Batgirl (hyphenated back then, Bat-Girl) but the Batgirl in most modern media was created in 1966 where—

whiterabbitloveposting

For those wondering - Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 #338 (Hobgoblin sprays Spider-man with poison) and #339 (Doc Ock reveals the poison only becomes lethal when combined with cocaine).

despair-the-zero

ell oh ell

galaxy---ghost

teeny dinahbabs

comicpolls

Stupidest Real Name: Round One Match Sixteen of Thirty-Two

James Buchanan Barnes (Winter Soldier)

Linnya Wazzo (Phantom Girl)

Voting ended onApr 5

magnetothemagnificent

Okay look people are wondering why Bucky is on the list and I'm the one who submitted him and it's *not* because of the president's name. It's because retconning his name as James Buchanan to try and retroactively establish why his nickname was "Bucky" is unnecessary and stupid. The real-life Bucky that Bucky was named after was really named Morris Pierson, whose older brother Buck was named Irving. In the time that Bucky Barnes was around, "Buck" and "Bucky" weren't names necessarily tied to a specific legal name. You didn't have to be legally named Buchanan or Buckley in order to be called Buck or Bucky. It was more a nickname like Sparky or Ace or Junior. If everyone knew you as Sparky, it likely wasn't because your real name was Sparkticus or something silly like that, it was because someone once decided to nickname you Sparky for one reason or another and it stuck. To give you another real-life example besides the Pierson brothers, USAAF pilot John Clarence Egan was known as "Bucky". He then gave his friend and fellow pilot Gale Winston Cleven the nickname "Buck", which also stuck. Notice how neither of these men have the names Buchanan or Buckley in their legal names? I don't know why these men were called "Bucky" originally, but I do know that "Buck" means male deer and that tacking on a "y" denotes youthfulness. Calling someone Bucky could mean calling them as energetic and robust as a young deer. Which, you know, fits more with Bucky Barnes's character and everyone on base calling him that, rather than it just being a diminutive of his middle name. So yeah. "James Buchanan Barnes" is stupid and wholly unnecessary.

mitsubinyuri

Oops just got a call from Marvel it actually turns out 99% of the comics they announced starting next year are actually being replaced by several dozen Prodigy solo serieses ongoing at the same time... the Dani solo is still happening though

megamindsupremacy

Obviously it’s not like, great that structural and overpresumed ableism are one of Matt’s best covers for his Daredevil activities, but you have to admit it is a fucking STELLAR cover for his Daredevil activities

megamindsupremacy

on one hand! yes Matt clearly absolutely despises the ableism he faces on the daily on account of his blindness ESPECIALLY because he specifically is more aware of others reactions to his disability than the typical nonpowered disabled person. On the other hand, having the rock-solid alibi of “yes that’s very compelling evidence, however I can’t have done that because I Am Literally Blind” has granted him the joyous freedom to have Audacity the likes of which have only ever been matched by Bruce Wayne himself, and I just know he gets a kick out of it every single time.

megamindsupremacy

“I can’t serve on this jury because I’m Batman and I’m the one who put this guy in jail in the first place” and the “I’m Not Daredevil” shirt are on the same level of audacity to me in my soul. And I applaud it.

megamindsupremacy

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