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The gang saying ‘the chicken is not amused’ all the time after any minor inconvenience cause it’s a funny little inside joke but they say it so much that they forget other people have no fucking clue what they’re talking about
So when Ryker holds Hiccup at knife and he just says ‘the chicken is not amused with this Ryker’ he’s so stunned that Hiccup manages to escape
The gang not trusting Viggo at all to be around Hiccup after he starts living on the Edge, like no matter how much Hiccup tells them he’s changed and he’s not gonna hurt him non of them trust him
Which leads to Hiccup never being alone, Snotlout will sit in silence for hours as Hiccup invents because Viggo is there too ‘helping’ Hiccup with something, the twins will join Hiccup on patrols around the island because Viggo also insisted on coming along, Fishlegs will pull Hiccup into a conversation about dragon because Viggo wanted to talk to him alone, Astrid will either ask Hiccup to train with her or just tell Viggo to fuck off because she can.
Even the dragons get in on it, they all openly show their displeasure with him being around, Hookfang has pushed Viggo off the walkways many times, Stormfly has shot her spines at Viggo if he gets to close to Hiccup, Meatlug just carries Hiccup off if Viggo so much as looks in his direction, Barf & Belch have tried to explode him more times they anyone can keep track of, Toothless is more mellow around him but he won’t hesitate to blast Viggo if he makes a wrong move.
And Viggo doesn’t blame any of them, he has tried to kill Hiccup multiple times and has a long way to go to earn their trust . . . But it gets kinda frustrating after the fifth time Hiccup’s been whisk away when all he wants to ask is if he can build his own hut, sleeping in the stables has done a number on his back :(
Really hate that most people don’t understand the difference between “self-expression” and “artistic-expression.”
I say this as someone who sells pottery, and many people who see my art assume I am using art as an outlet to “express myself.”
I am not.
I use art to challenge myself. A lot of what I do is the equivalent of doing a hard sudoko or a half marathon, answering the question of “can I do this?”
I use art to question things and explore ideas. Finding physical synthesis between concepts and working out a design to its end state.
I use art to make money. I make some things just because I suspect they’ll sell well, and I keep making them when they do.
This idea that an artist is “putting themselves out there” every time they create is not only stupid, but harmful, and it kills critique and analysis.
Yes every creative work is influenced by its creator, but the most preliminary step of analysis is to define the purpose of a work of art (functional, narrative, entertainment, persuasive, decorative, ceremonial, etc.) and a vanishingly small percentage of that is self-expression. Even then, it’s generally tied to the self’s relationship with something else—perception, society, etc.
It’s very tiresome to have people assume they know you because they like (or dislike) your art, to make assumptions about who you are and how you approach the world. It’s nothing new— people called the Impressionists insane and the Fauvists degenerate. And now people are expected to hand out their identities and traumas to prove they have the right to explore certain subjects.
But to actually understand art, you have to contextualize it beyond assuming it’s just what the artist felt like making at the moment and it’s somehow coming from their deepest soul, or you’ll badly misinterpret most art you come across.
(Ramble about Hiccups parents)
The thing with valka is that she wasn't actually a parent. In the sense she didn't like do any of the raising . Hiccup is in his 20s when she returns . She was in his childhood for a year at most. She can be a good mentor ,she is more of an older adult who understands Hiccup easily. Which is important for someone like Hiccup who stands out in his thinking. In fact she is probably one of the few people who function on the same wavelength as him (the other ironically is probably Viggo but like in a different way)
It doesn't change that Stoick is the one who raised him. In a lot of ways Hiccup Is Like Stoick . As it stands ,Gobber probably did a lot more raising than her. Gobber is important! For so long he was the bridge between Stoick and Hiccup. He is directly responsible for one of hiccups main attributes : being a smith , and inventor . He is Hiccups third parent in a lot of sense . Tbh no hate to Valka but he is probably the second parent here
Also Stoick tried . Man he wasn't perfect but he was also responsible for so many other things. We know he tried to connect with Hiccup at many points in his life . Taking him fishing ,etc except he was dealing with a child very different from him and had no idea what to connect over . Dude is so happy that he can finally connect over dragons with his son (terrible approach for sure, but the sentiment was there + ain't that the summary of their relationship ). At the same time he is living in a very hostile condition. The survival of his tribe- in the face of increasingly aggressive raids- depends on him ,and furthur on Hiccup someday. Plus we know from the potrait episode , the line of Berkian chiefs isn't a stright one . There have been hostile takeovers before .Chiefs who are unpopular or incompetent have been removed. Berk straight up cannot afford an incompetent chief if it wants to survive. Taking risk and wasting resources is a luxury. No wonder he is such a traditionalist
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"I like the sketchy feel on this one, but I might go back and make it more refined sometime, since I really like the pose" -- me, April 2022, lol
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Twins!!
there will never be anything as funny as the mutual disbelief between long form and short form fic writers about each other's style.
short form writers look at people writing 100k+ fics as though this is some sort of talent given as part of a fae bargain, that the commitment required shows some sort of ungodly mental fortitude.
meanwhile long form writers look at people writing 1000 word one shots like god I would cut off my left nipple to be able to say anything concisely. i would love to play with multiple ideas. free me from the shackles of this child I have birthed. i love them but I now must take them to t-ball and doctor's appointments and they're going to destroy everything I own.
In the hijack discord we got talking about what the Hairy Hooligan tartan could be like. I then realised that I, a scot, have never drawn Hiccup in a kilt, which is a sin as that should be my purpose in life, like it’s my responsibility to do this and to go ALL OUT. So I crafted a tartan specifically for Berk, and then made this - Scottish Hiccup with his traditional custom kilt, his kilt hose, a sgian dubh, his custom night fury scale sporran, ancient Celtic paint and his torc. SCOOOOTLAAAAAAND FORRREVVAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
Hiccup losing his shit and throwing hands when fighting the dragon hunters.
Like the twins exploded their hut and depleted their Monstrous Nightmare gel supply. Astrid and Hookfang are fighting with weapons because Hookfang got injured while playing and teasing Stormly, and their riders blaming each other's dragon. Fishlegs is out exploring and forgot the time, so they don't know where he is.
And this is just morning. By afternoon everything was sorted out except the dragon hunters decided that this was a prime time to stage an attack on the Edge.
Hiccup hadn't eaten his breakfast and now he can't even eat his lunch.
And that was the last straw.
Bonus points if the rest of the riders just went along with it and fought just as brutally because why not.
The dragon hunters never knew what hit them.
do you dream of winter?
Swarovski can continue to fuck off.
In 2021, Swarovski (the company that makes the very sparkly crystals you see in certain jewelry, on figure-skaters' twinkliest outfits, on red carpet dresses), decided they didn't want the grubby fingers of small-time jewelers, clothing designers and costumers and crafters on their shiny beads and rhinestones anymore. They decided to limit their sales to "luxury" and couture creators, not girls who sell stuff on Etsy. The tenor of their press release on the subject was snide and insulting. Resellers (like your favorite bead shop) would no longer be allowed to carry their product; the average Jane on the street would not be able to purchase them. You could only get them if you had an authorized business agreement that bound you to very strict brand behavior. And those of us who still had good stock of the crystals would no longer be "permitted" to use the brand's name in our listings for sale.
Every bead shop and craft supply place and many, many small clothing makers--wedding shops, prom and dancing dress suppliers, the sort of salt of the Earth mom and pop time machines of shops that are the backbone of the field--scrambled to find something that could replace them. The last of the stock dwindled quickly, all of us grabbing what we could get while there was any chance of it, and then it was gone and we no longer had any access.
I was Big Pissed about it at the time. It was just so goddamn stuck-up, when wholesalers and indie jewelers had made them so much money, when some people I knew--when *I!*--had been brand-loyal for decades. But with no recourse, everyone pivoted fairly quickly, most of us to Preciosa Crystals. Those are Czech, quite sparkly, and considerably less expensive than Swarovski. The faceting method they use is different, but not worse; any differences are hardly noticeable when you're seeing them as a hundred pinpoints of light.
Well, out of nowhere, Swarovski just dropped this: https://www.harmanbeads.com/swarovski-brand-policy-update
"Effective June 1, 2026, Swarovski updated the distribution and brand usage policies introduced in 2021. Businesses may now purchase Swarovski Crystals without signing a Brand Control Agreement, and Authorized Distribution Partners may once again sell Swarovski Crystals to resellers, including bead stores and online retailers. Businesses may also use the Swarovski brand name when following Swarovski’s Proper Use Guidelines. Designers, manufacturers, artists, brands, retailers, and resellers are now eligible to purchase Swarovski Crystals through authorized distribution channels."
They want us back. A lot of the companies who could have kept a brand relationship with them also have swapped to Preciosa, over the last half-decade, in solidarity with indie creators and out of a sour awareness that it could be them, next. And it doesn't hurt that Preciosa was able to expand their line quite a bit now that everyone who wanted sparkle had no choice but to go to them.
And I'm not seeing nearly anyone who intends to return. The feeling is, "Y'all told us to fuck off! Off we fucked! And now, that's what you can do, too!" I'm seeing a lot of "How many of us did you stab in the back?" comments from the people whose money they're hoping to attract.
And personally I'm sitting over here all rubby hands, mean snickering, because they really thought they were going to be able to outclimb the people who actually provided all their profits, and now here they are, hat in hand.
holy shit, I missed this.
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So very glad I've been buying Czech beads from the start. Preciosa is very nice, so are...well, I haven't been disappointed by anything they've produced yet. Which is now like 16 years worth of beads (wtf)
I love how Hookfang can go from brutally shaking Snotlout around like a ragdoll to frantically trying to find Snotlout when he’s missing
Quick sketch of Astrid, my goat
Lightning strikes
During a dragon hunters vs. dragon riders confrontation.
Hiccup (being sassy): There's less of you today. Where's Lars? Finally deserted.
Viggo: I'll have to apologise for his absence, my dear Hiccup. He had recently pass away. Struck by lightning while he was at the crow's nest.
Dragon riders:... *burst into laughter.
Tuffnut: Nice one Viggo!
Snotlout: But no one dies from a lightning strike.
Dragon hunters:...
Snotlout: Wait! You're being serious?
Fishlegs: People actually die from lightning strikes?
Ryker: Why wouldn't they?
Dragon riders:...
Viggo: Hiccup, please tell me your friends are only joking.
Hiccup: Well, none of us died from lightning strikes.
Tuffnut: Which means you are lying.
Ruufnut: You'll need to come up with a better lie, pal.
Viggo: (turning to Astrid) please tell me you have some common sense to know people die from lightning strikes.
Astrid: As we said. None of us died from lightning strikes.
Dragon hunters: (finally realising they were dealing with freaks of nature.)
I headcanon that each dragon rider's got struck by lightning at least once. And don't seem to know people actually die from it.