Don't just stand there like a space cadet

[rappersdoingnormalshit-blog]

[st3fan00]

Why Wayne got socks in the jacuzzi

[whitegirlsaintshit]

those are his hooves you bitch

[mockiatoh]

This post changed us fundamentally

[science-my-ass-ed-its-magic]

IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN QUEEN ELIZABETH

[ruinedchildhood]

Betty White, the beloved television icon whose career spanned eight decades, died Friday just weeks before she was to turn 100.

Her agent, Jeff Witjas, did not immediately respond to a request for comment, but in a statement to People, confirmed her death.

"Even though Betty was about to be 100, I thought she would live forever," Witjas said. "I will miss her terribly and so will the animal world that she loved so much. I don't think Betty ever feared passing because she always wanted to be with her most beloved husband Allen Ludden. She believed she would be with him again."

Beloved Icon Betty White Has Died Just Weeks Before Her 100th Birthday

The TV legend's eight-decade career included The Mary Tyler Moore Show, The Golden Girls, and Hot in Cleveland.

[mylittlehime-deactivated2024050]

She’s not gone.  She’s back in St. Olaf.  Thank You, Betty White.

[afloweroutofstone]

[saltyfilmmajor]

Remember that text post from a few years back that was about how eventually this website would turn on John Mulaney the minute he did anything that showed he was a human person instead of the idealized pedestal we put him on. 

It’s happening now and I’m just seeing some awful takes about what’s going on with him and it’s like: guys you aren’t entitled to know what’s going on with his private life, and it’s very entitled to feel personally betrayed about a relationship you are not a part of. Just leave the man alone. Leave everyone alone for fucks sake. 

[facelessoldgargoyle]

You would not believe the reactions on tiktok. “Thinking about him rebounding is making me physically ill,” “Ugh, you can’t trust any man,” *deletes a John Mulaney slide from a powerpoint titled Men I Trust*

[simplysparrow14]

No one talk to me. After 19 years, Steve from Blues Clues apologized about abruptly leaving for college but said that I’m doing a good job at life and that he’ll never forget our time together.

2021 really is about healing.

[animalcrossingmemes]

[karlrincon]

what would you do if that was you?

[linkinparknews]

The end!

[gotterhag]

alxjalxksldksjskc the END

[gmbencompetence]

We need to have a nomination for “Stupidest thing Tumblr.com has ever believed” and just move into an official Top 10 List.

For my nominations, I’m putting up:

If you eat a chocolate bar a very specific way, you will break physics and get infinite chocolate.

or

It is impossible that you spelled “Berenstain Bears” wrong and is, instead, more likely that the universe fractured into separate, overlapping realities in the last 20 years.

I can’t decide which is more beautiful. It’s why we need a vote.

[jupiterjunebug]

this is a picture of the human brain at the moment of death. tragic and beautiful

[gmbencompetence]

Fuck. That is a damn good nomination.

[thisisdefinitelyacreativename]

if you close your eyes when the train hits your brain will assume you are dead. Some find this comforting.

[gmbencompetence]

We’re getting into the good ones now. This is some classic Tumblr.

[turtle-powered]

Two old favourites:

“Bitch, That’s the Tubby Custard Machine” (http://imgur.com/gallery/IObQF)

and the horse dildo that was passed off as someone’s arm. (http://abakkus.tumblr.com/post/48958415162)

[gmbencompetence]

This is rapidly becoming a master post of ignorances and I could not possibly be happier.

[analienorsutin]

Rare blue watermelon

[sickofimmortality]

That disease where you get purple eyes, no period, and no body hair

[akiraita]

How have we gone this far without anyone mentioning the bird in the chocolate fountain

[unicornfan]

soap makes water molecules smaller

[elphabaoftheopera]

I nominate the “we are killing the earth” picture of the earth in comparison from 1978 to 2012

[bisexualwario]

the dog with the slice of ham on its face that everyone thought was a gigantic burn scar

[adataraxia]

“Tequila is the only alcohol thats not a depressant so you can drink as much of it as you like”

[softurl]

[sasukehateblog]

that post with the picture of the joker without makeup and people thinking it was a real person and defending him

[painisthecleanser]

that photo of voldemort being passed off as an aborted fetus

[stankyleg-deactivated2918973]

The two way mirror

[rinlockhart]

“listen here, cumslut.”

[tenaflyviper]

I can’t believe you guys forgot someone trying to pass off a picture of the inside of a fig as a microscopic view of the inside of a vagina.

[nyokoko]

I can’t believe I was on Tumblr for every single one of these posts.

[discreet45]

[mysharona1987]

[youthoughtiwasasleepdidntyou]

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[lady-raziel]

vintage 2020 right here

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[tedllasso]

Happy 99th birthday to Miss Betty White. January 17, 1922.

[anxietyproblem]

[30-minute-memes]

What adulthood really feels like