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chaser

Boss is asleep, cannot stop me from frogposting

chaser

First like and this has already found its intended audience

chaser

uh oh

itsmyturnonthegender

timberlakelove-blog-blog

maydaytrippe

last day to reblog

kim-kardassian-blog

you now you want to.

Gonna have to wait a whole year if you miss this.

paulwalkersdogwalker

Fine

keepcalmandcarriefischer

It's the last day of April

my-little-bologna

Wake up babe, new meta layer just dropped

sanerontheinside

I don’t know who needs to hear this

but it’s time to move the noodles to the pot

belladonnaprice-deactivated2025

frownyalfred

me, quietly whispering to the ao3 page of an author who doesn’t even know I exist: I am obsessed with you

newskyillusion

me, whispering to the ao3 page of an author who hasn’t updated anything in four years: I think about you often and I hope you’re alright

azrielgreen

me, whispering to the ao3 page of an author who wrote one life altering banger and nothing else: I hope your pillow is cool and your skin is clear and you find money in a forgotten jeans pocket

jezebelgoldstone

me, whispering to every single person on this post: please leave one singular comment saying literally any of that

sternen--staub

occasional posts from users

ann-decart

reblog if you make occasional posts

cleolinda

Sometimes I still hear my voice

weirdness-is-good

whunt

me on days when i’m in the lab doing gruesome medical experiments on human subjects

jacob-the-gun

Today is the only day you can reblog this.

marlinspirkhall

Nothing quite like seeing this on my dash on both April 10th and October 4th

beckette

the token gay friend? no, u misheard me. i’m the tolkein gay friend. i’m gay and i love lord of the rings

official-lucifers-child

Wiggle

c4pyb4ra

it did not work, but i can help

big wiggle

bonersniper

might-be-somebody

the only super long Tumblr post I love

spltlvlhous

best shit ive seen in my life actually

oldguardians

booty shorts that say "I'd rather be in Ankh-Morpork, which is really more of an indictment of the here and now than an endorsement of one's personal safety and happiness in Ankh-Morpork" on the ass in very small font

civilbedrest

waiter, waiter! some more life in my eyes please?

stromcuzewon

this is probably my favorite tiktok of all time and I finally got around to showing it to my dad the other day and now he comes home every day and tells me about all the places he saw crumbling concrete and says "guess they didn't add enough chinchilla flakes"

thatdisasterauthor

My dad has worked in construction is whole life, primarily with a company that does concrete foundations, and I immediately sent him this back when I first found it on TikTok, and he IMMEDIATELY shared it with everyone he worked with. They apparently still quote it on his job sites to this day.

beardedmrbean

vexwerewolf

This is one of the funniest noises I've ever heard in my life

mikkeneko

for the love of god unmute

croaksac

the complete and total defeat in the prosecutor's voice at the very end..... im 💀💀💀

bogleech

Havent seen a lot about this on tumblr so maybe not a lot of people know:

He was wrongfully raided by police in 2022

He used footage and names of the specific cops in posts, videos and songs making fun of them

The cops sued for defamation and cried in court about the songs ruining their lives

He won anyway

creatingblackcharacters

I love how unapologetic he is. And rightfully so!! How you gone cry about being embarrassed when you weren't crying about barging into my home and threatening my life? No one was worried about anybody's children when they weren't the right color. They good. 🤷🏾‍♀️

teaboot

frankly hell yeah, he WAS a good goddamn sport. And one classy man at that, holding his ground and STILL being respectful despite the bullshit they’re trying to pull. The incredible song he wrote with his home surveillance video of the “police search” itself, btw, for today’s lucky ten thousand: