Welcome To My Twisted Mind

Hi my name is Julie and I love me a good meme

[landorus-deactivated20190924]

my boyfriend has a huge dick, I cant stick it all in my mouth what do I do?

[roseys-deactivated20181203]

i don’t uh…. como se dice….. give un Fuk

[charlie-sue]

Some Horsea variants! 

[r4t-k1ng]

Reasons fat/chubby boys are gr8:

There’s no such thing as a bad hug

Big belly = Big pillow

Snuggling is really soft and warm

Pudge of all quantities is cute as fuck

Did I mention belly pillow

Stretch marks, which are beautiful and strong <3

Good at being both the big spoon or little spoon

BIG BELLY

[babyanimalgifs]

Happy birthday little fluff

[rhubabby]

[queennyxie-deactivated20200214]

Remember

Pride Month is about LOVE not HATE

Can’t we all just celebrate everyone?

[discourseful]

pride started as a literal riot and continued as a need for us to celebrate our survival in the face of violent oppression lmfao shut up with this shit

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[half-black-phillip]

I’m so mad because this worked

[britney2007spears]

help me roger

[telanu]

Reblogging myself because

Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses

[luthienebonyx]

Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

[riskpig]

………my friend has made me curious

[maryburgers]

help me roger

[maryburgers]

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

[hermes-whore-deactivated2019021]

let’s do it, roger

[spitefulreality-deactivated2015]

Roger helppppp

[curvycorinneranga]

I need you Roger!

[thaebae]

ROGER PLEASE

[benepla-deactivated20180521]

episodes of spongebob where he does something out of the pureness of his  heart and the person he’s doing it for becomes selfish and rags spongebob into the ground about it are the saddest episodes

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[benepla-deactivated20180521]

I FORGOT THE WORST ONE

[joi-in-the-tardis]

My favorite thing from the internet today.

[esperian]

this gem needs to be documented too

[oswinstark]

[tooloose-lautrec]

[rhubabby]

-_- and :/ are irreplaceable emoticons that emojis will never be able to touch

[redactedbiboy-deactivated201812]

literally 😑 & 😕

[sweetmlnt-archive]

if you think 😕 has the same power as :/ you are a blind fool

[gorgongf-deactivated20171107]

I… Am a field

[lesbiangaara-deactivated2017052]

explain

[gorgongf-deactivated20171107]

need to be plowed

[lapdanseuse]

you have been blessed by the money shoe. she’s broken but not broke. reblog if you too are crumbling corporeally but wish to access endless riches. 💎💰

[doctorwho-the-fuck-are-you]

HoLy FuCk

[freaknoid]

1) I LOVE HIS ACCENT. IT’S BEAUTIFUL.

2) PLEASE WATCH THIS. I LITERALLY HAVE TEARS STREAMING DOWN MY FACE. YOU WILL NOT REGRET THIS. JUST WATCH X’D

[hyourinmaruice]

oh my god I cannot breathe

[hivibrations]

I literally choked at the end.

[sexhaver]

shirts, socks, underwear, and shorts are the “meat” of an outfit because you feed them to the washing machine after one use. jeans, jackets, scarves, and some hats are cartilage because you use them a few times before washing them. shoes, belts, and jewelry are bones because the washing machine cant digest them. this concludes my TED Talk

[punx-pup-deactivated20180110]

You telling me the washer vores my clothes

[sexhaver]

okay listen im fucking SICK of how this site treats “vore” as a synonym for “eat”. vore is SPECIFICALLY when you can see the outline of the person being eaten and/or see their distress as they travel down the throat and into the stomach. just eating something isn’t “voring” (not a verb by the way) it any more than calling someone a dickhead and punching them is BDSM. i hate that you put me in a situation where i had to write this paragraph and i hate that i knew enough to actually write it

[shittyidea]

New totally gender - and animacy-neutral pronoun she/he/it = shit

[girlfig]