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#not me seeing him on the next scoll skjfjslskfneo

We need to have a nomination for “Stupidest thing Tumblr.com has ever believed” and just move into an official Top 10 List.

For my nominations, I’m putting up:

If you eat a chocolate bar a very specific way, you will break physics and get infinite chocolate.

or

It is impossible that you spelled “Berenstain Bears” wrong and is, instead, more likely that the universe fractured into separate, overlapping realities in the last 20 years.

I can’t decide which is more beautiful. It’s why we need a vote.

jupiterjunebug

this is a picture of the human brain at the moment of death. tragic and beautiful

gmbencompetence

Fuck. That is a damn good nomination.

thisisdefinitelyacreativename

if you close your eyes when the train hits your brain will assume you are dead. Some find this comforting.

gmbencompetence

We’re getting into the good ones now. This is some classic Tumblr.

turtle-powered

Two old favourites:

“Bitch, That’s the Tubby Custard Machine” (http://imgur.com/gallery/IObQF)

and the horse dildo that was passed off as someone’s arm. (http://abakkus.tumblr.com/post/48958415162)

gmbencompetence

This is rapidly becoming a master post of ignorances and I could not possibly be happier.

analienorsutin

Rare blue watermelon

sickofimmortality

That disease where you get purple eyes, no period, and no body hair

akiraita

How have we gone this far without anyone mentioning the bird in the chocolate fountain

unicornfan

soap makes water molecules smaller

elphabaoftheopera

I nominate the “we are killing the earth” picture of the earth in comparison from 1978 to 2012

brucebocchi

the dog with the slice of ham on its face that everyone thought was a gigantic burn scar

adataraxia

“Tequila is the only alcohol thats not a depressant so you can drink as much of it as you like”

softurl

sasukehateblog

that post with the picture of the joker without makeup and people thinking it was a real person and defending him

painisthecleanser

that photo of voldemort being passed off as an aborted fetus

stankyleg-deactivated2918973

The two way mirror

rinlockhart

“listen here, cumslut.”

tenaflyviper

I can’t believe you guys forgot someone trying to pass off a picture of the inside of a fig as a microscopic view of the inside of a vagina.

nyokoko

I can’t believe I was on Tumblr for every single one of these posts.

passion-of-l0vers

all the links on this post are broken and some arent given so heres a compilation of links for the stupidest things tumblr has believed (i tried to find the og post for most of these but some of them are posts/articles about said posts)

infinite chocolate hack

berensta/ein bears (mandela effect)

mri scan walking dead gif

train gif brain thinks you died

tubby custard machine

horse dildo

moonmelon (and variations)

alexandria’s genisis

bird chocolate fountain og post

soap shrinks water molecules

we are killing the earth

ham on dog

tequila isnt a depressant

earth is lumpy

joker without makeup

voldemort fetus

two way mirror og post

fig vagina

carillonghorn

narkinafive

reminiscing and thinking about how one of the reasons rogue one fucks so hard for me is bc the force is. like. just barely implied. to be there. jyn takes out her kyber necklace and prays for the imperials to let them pass. was that the force? was that just a happy coincidence? chirrut walks across a battlefield unscathed to reach the master switch. was that the force? just dumb luck? the rebels manage to escape vader by the absolute skin of their teeth. the force? sheer panic and willpower? like, hell yes. the force is in all living creatures, but how much of what happens in star wars is The Force, and how much of it is singular actions and sentient self-determination

#star wars #rogue one

popularsizes

homomilitant-deactivated2019071

if you say anything homophobic in June this truck comes out of nowhere and crushes you like that bus crushed Regina George

koizik-deleted-deactivated20241

it’s optimus pride

casdeansintrouble

OPTIMUS PRIDE

botwstoriesandsuch

Pssst

Hey, are you an artist or writer with WIPs?

Come here... I got a secret for you pssst come ‘ere

kittmoon

waiting in deep suspense

botwstoriesandsuch

Psst you ready here comes the secret

Here it comes

moinsbienquekaworu

I am also very curious about this secret

botwstoriesandsuch

Your time spent enjoying the creative process is infinitely more valuable that any final project you create. So stop putting yourself down for never finishing or posting those WIPs because every moment you spent creating something you loved is a moment not wasted. Your progress and talent is measured by your passion not your number of posts.

botwstoriesandsuch

This post went from 3k to 7k overnight and that just goes to show how many of you need to hear this so make sure you don’t ever forget it

poofy-pile-deactivated20220313

reblog to inject motivation into the bloodstream of the person you reblogged from

dankmemeuniversity

zerosocialskillz

Today is the only day you can reblog this meme, everyone

thefallenbibliophilequote

Happy 22/2/22 day!

niuniente

Not to mention that today, 22/2/22 Pluto has finished its trip around the sun which started in 1774.

bestintheparsec

#for science

#my king #mandalorian #tbobf

oceanichymns

galaxies’ best space dad(s)

#mandalorian #din djarin #grogu #luke skywalker

everyonehasamnesia

As someone recently diagnosed with ADHD as an adult, one thing that’s been helping me grapple with the intense shame I have over all my “wasted potential” is accepting that potential doesn’t exist and never did.

This sounds so harsh, but please bare with me.

I procrastinated a lot growing up. I still procrastinate today, but less so. And yet, I got good grades. I could write an A+ paper that “knocked [my professor]’s socks off” in the hour before class and print it with sweat running down my face.

I was so used to hearing from teachers and family that if I just didn’t procrastinate and worked all the time, I could do anything! I had all this potential I wasn’t living up to!

And that’s true, as far as it goes, but that’s like saying if Usain Bolt just kept going he could be the fastest marathon runner in the world. Why does he stop at the end of the race??

If ANYONE could make their top speed/most productive setting the one they used all the time, anyone could do anything. But you can’t. Your top speed is not a speed you’re able to sustain.

Now, I’ve found that I do need to work on not procrastinating. Not because the product is better, even, but because it’s better for my mental health and physical health to not have a full, sweating, panicked breakdown over every task even if the task itself turns out excellently. It’s a shitty way to live! You feel bad ALL the time! And I don’t deserve to live like that anymore.

So all of this to say, I’m not wasting a ton of potential. I don’t have an ocean of productivity and accomplishments inside of me that I could easily, effortlessly access if I just sat down 8 hours a day and worked. There’s no fucking way. That’s not real. It’s an illusion. It’s fine not to live up to an illusion.

And if you have ADHD, I mean this from the bottom of my heart: you do not have limitless potential confounded by your laziness. You have the good potential of a good person, and you can access it with practice and work, but do not accept the story that you are choosing not to be all that you are or can be. You are just a human person.

snazzymolasses

That’s like saying if Usain Bolt just kept going he could be the fastest marathon runner in the world. Why does he stop at the end of the race??

If ANYONE could make their top speed/most productive setting the one they used all the time, anyone could do anything. But you can’t. Your top speed is not a speed you’re able to sustain.

arcanescribbles-deactivated2024

Stale coffee, late nights… boundless dreams. 💫

Painting process included!

This painting is precious to me and I don’t say that very often. Early on Viktor seemed to have a lot more mobility without his cane. He was able to do his work freely. It breaks my heart to see that later on he can’t even stand up on his own without it…. Arcane did a wonderful job of showing his physicality coming in the way of his dreams. It’s tragic. 😔

#arcane #viktor

lilsunshiny

“Ever wonder what it’s like to drown? Story of opposites. There’s peace in water. Like it’s holding you, whispering in low tones to let it in. And every problem in the world will fade away. But then, there’s this thing… in your head, and it’s raging. Lighting every nerve with madness. To fight. To survive. And all the while this question lingers before you: “Have you had enough?” It’s funny. You could pass a lifetime without ever facing a choice like that. But it changes you forever.” ARCANE (2021)

#arcane