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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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big fan of whatever the youth is doing to torment scientology buildings
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“Scientology speedruns” are a recent trend on TikTok where people, either alone or in a group, run into Scientology buildings and attempt to get in as far as they can before being forced out, usually accompanied by the song Get Out by DAGames.
"Thine Night Princess doth beg her royal followers forgiveness as she hath been keeping a secret from thee. This past Monday was Zecora and ours's six month courtship anniversary. That night, she did ask for our hoof in marriage, which we gladly accepted. We are thinking of having our wedding ceremony on the Winter Solstice, which is the longest night of the year. We have already informed our sister, and our fellow princesses, and hereby give permission to post about it."
"We are happy indeed that Luna did accept, and we are not ashamed to say we wept. Truly they were happy tears, which freely flowed when her acceptance entered our ears. For now though we shall wish you all a good night, and remind you to not let the bedbugs bite." ~The Zebra and Moon
"Congratulations, may you have many years of happiness together" ~Fluffles
My favourite thing is when multiple blogs owned by the same person interact with each other
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Agreed.
ITGV trailer VIII is coming 11/11.
I can confirm. I’m currently involved in its production. I can’t spoil too much, but let’s just say it’s going to be big.
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We have also been brought on to help fact-check it.
spongebob drink pee, turn yellow?
"Alright, smart ass, let's break this down. First, the character SpongeBob is yellow, second, pee isn't always yellow. So no, the annoying Sponge known as SpongeBob isn't yellow from drinking urine. There, ask answered, now go play in a cactus field wearing your birthday suit." ~Chip Wing
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Okay, let’s actually break this down.
The first image is a scene from SpongeBob season 2, the first one to use digital animation. The second image is a scene from SpongeBob season 16, the most recent season.
In the first image, SpongeBob’s colour is #DDCC13 (DEC 14,535,699). In the second, his colour is #FFED13 (DEC 16,772,371). Considering that “Absolute Yellow” is defined as #FFFF00 (DEC 16,776,960), it is clear that SpongeBob has gotten considerably yellower over time.
This implies that SpongeBob, as a baby, was significantly less yellow than he is now. SpongeBob was born on July 14, 1986, making him 39 years old. Season 2 aired in 2000, which means that he gets yellower by DEC 89,467 yearly. Therefore, when SpongeBob was a baby, he would be approximately this colour:
Not really yellow. More of a beige. Therefore, it can be inferred that, as a baby, SpongeBob had some kind of “Reverse Jaundice”, where his skin is unusually less yellow than normal, likely due to an incredibly powerful liver (which also explains how he can eat so many Krabby Patties.)
Since SpongeBob lives in the ocean, one can assume that he is properly hydrated and therefore his pee is of a yellowish hue. In a similar mechanism to excessive beta-carotene, some chemical in his Sponge-Piss must be able to turn him increasingly yellow year after year.
However, if he continues to drink piss at this rate, he will die next year, as his colour will reach DEC 16,866,427, which is above the six hex-digit range for colours (DEC 16,777,216).
Truly, a life cut too short.
just a normal juggling gif, nothing weird about it
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Ouchies
My queen, how do the ponies we put in pods survive? They don't have air to breathe or food to eat...
Someling clearly isn't working in the food department.
Fish require air to survive, and they live in water. Unborn changelings require food to survive, and they consume nothing with their mouths. Apply whatever brain you have.
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Fish do not need air to survive.
They need oxygen to survive, which they extract from water.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fish
Are you in any way affiliated with Ross Perot, Piers Corbyn, Eugene McCarthy, or Ringo Starr?
Who is that?
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Ross Perot was an American billionaire and two-time candidate for President, in 1992 and 1996, and the founder of the Reform Party.
Piers Corbyn is a British anti-vaccine conspiracy theorist and older brother to Member of Parliament for Islington North and former leader of the Labour Party, Jeremy Corbyn.
Eugene McCarthy was an American perennial presidential candidate and anti-war activist.
Ringo Starr is a member of The Beatles and narrator for the first two seasons of Thomas The Tank Engine and Friends (UK).
this should not have gagged me as hard as it did
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The Bubonic Plague was caused by a bacteria, not a virus.
Sweetie, doesn't it get on your nerves how @evilkingsombra can send you your counterpart to kill you one minute and then just causally asks you about random ponies the next?
I don't think he genuinely has multiple personality disorder. More likely, he's doing it to screw with us!
Ah, Sombra......
@drakowulf Did you open my secret box on the bed?! *Crack hooves* >:(
((Mod is experimenting with style :X))
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“Multiple Personality Disorder” is an outdated term. The generally accepted modern term is “Dissociative Identity Disorder” (DID).
Reprogramming Your Brain To Avoid Excessive Run-On Sentences is a 12 minute lecture by Rickle Aslet that will rewrite your habits.
Fuck off. I'll use as many damn run-on sentences as I ever want, and no action of yours will cease my activities of which I have participated and will continue to participate in.
You will not watch the motivational speech?
Methinks you are a negative person.
A lobotomy would help.
please dont make lobotomy jokes theyre really not funny and honestly pretty harmful
-apa
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Lobotomies are considered illegal in many places in the world, including the United Kingdom, Soviet Union, and many parts of the USA.
How do you balance TADC with other projects and/or ideas?
My brain never stops buzzing and I don't know how to turn it off.
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This status is colloquially referred to as ADHD.
can you overdose on tums .
There's a lethality rate for everything in existence
It's based off how much someone would need to consume for 50% of people to die
So yes you could overdose on tums
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TUMS are antacids. If too many of them are consumed, it may raise the pH of the stomach, which would mess things up really bad. Don’t overdose on TUMS.
unfortunate choice of onomatopœia
whys that
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“Clop” is a term used to refer to pornographic content of the My Little Pony franchise.
omg thank you community notes
[ @just-a-lesbian-human ]
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You’re welcome.
the size of the universe doesn't add up. like if its 13.7 billion years old isn't there a hard cap of 13.7 billion light years on its radius? what we can see is like 5 times bigger than that, though. howd it get so big
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The universe is estimated to expand faster than the speed of light.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dark_energy