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Cordelia / Kiki || 20 || CA --> NYC || Welcome to my shitposting personal blog

[kenmacchis]

and it  t a k e s

[definitelynotsatann]

if anyone asks what civil war is just show them this picture

[night-vale-community-radio]

when ur listening to Night Vale and they drop some sick beats

[cash4bees]

Some nerd: Robots aren’t cool!

Me: 

Nerd: Holy shit. 

[panthera1leo]

That baby from toy story is all grown up

[voodoo74-deactivated20160307]

[teaandkindness-deactivated20150]

Zoom in on her face in the third gif. She means this. You are completely irreplaceable.

[omshanti-ompeace-blog-blog]

This went deep man. Look at her face. I would love to know where this came from, what she was talking about. And it’s true. So true. Completely irreplaceable. You are you and there is no better you

[ineffable-uncertainty]

Reblogging because I needed to see this message tonight, and something tells me someone else does too.

[myseedbelongsinyourwomb-deactiv]

Reblogging as I think every one of my followers are special and impossible to replace.

Remember that.

[companionkorra]

I don’t know what the world did to deserve Ellen, but I’m so fucking glad we have her.

[pearshapedcomics]

[tastefullyoffensive]

by Pear-Shaped Comics

[4chansbest]

[aksldhfgaajdshgaslg-deactivated]

To all the packs of 8th grade boys

Chill

[freudian-slipped]

if you put a frog in boiling water, it will jump out.

if you put a frog in warm water and gradually turn up the heat until the water is boiling, the frog will remain there until it dies.

and that is an abusive relationship.

[iguanamouth]

A cat that stand on two muscled human legs. Just the cat head connected directly to two beautiful crouching legs.

incredible

[kiszkamoon]

so today i found out that i’m allowed to carry a knife with me to school as long as it’s smaller than 3 ½ inches but i still can’t show my shoulders and if thats not a perfect description of american schooling idk what is

[lucasnoahs]

COVER YOUR SHOULDERS WITH KNIVES

[teacrumps-blog]

Shoulder blades.

[sneebum]

Should’ve known you was trouble from the first kiss

had your eyes wide open

why were they open?

[seraphimic]

anonymously send me

a reason to live

[letsmemeitup]

Tag Meme

i like

i hate

i wish

i want

i need

i don’t

i can’t

i was

i would

[fem-usa]

mine are all so depressing wth

[rymurrsneckbeard]

I didn’t have anything for “i like” which probably says something about me.

[arachnofiend]

#i like fucking

[tomfletcherscats]

this is how u use tinder right

[tomfletcherscats]

he came out of left field with this one

[greenthumbshawty]

update: I banged him

[companionkorra]

Someone: I need some volunteers to help lift this heavy object

Me, a lazy and weak individual: please don't ask me please don't ask me

Someone: I need some big strong men to lift this! You don't have to help.

Me, filled with irrational feminist rage: wtf i'll lift that couch up one handed and bench press it

[companionkorra]

Me: *sees my stuffed animal on the floor next to my bed*

Me: Why wasn't I a better parent