[dekutree]

mood: the mexican dude who told judge judy “this is your show but this is my episode”

[belzebunnies]

me at god

[cherrytheprincess]

Facts that make anons uncomfortable

google is free

relationship dynamics are private

where someone lives is personal info

someone’s real name is also, you guessed it, personal info

people don’t owe you shit

being mean doesn’t get you anywhere

going outside is an alternative to talking shit

no one cares what you think

[ericorbit-deactivated20181220]

[toastbutteregg]

THIS IS SO ADORABLE!!!

[phammyy]

[lindsaybottos]

[commemorativefashionshoes]

[pearlsasinger-deactivated202602]

when I was born Sappho’s spirit gently floated into my room & sweetly bopped my nose & that’s why I’m so gay

[lorlens-blog]

beth you’re so gay that it’s more likely sappho just full on decked you in the face

[pearlsasinger-deactivated202602]

Sappho decked me as a baby bc she saw that I was real competition

[knifefightscene]

Step 1: learn that there’s nothing wrong with being gay

Step 2: realize you’re gay

Step 3: keysmash lljgdssfjklkgascvnllhfscb

[nostrem]

who wants to see my cats when they were kittens

[nostrem]

[yupinmywhitetee]

please show us what they look like now

[nostrem]

[gentle-reminder]

gentle reminder

feel free to unfollow, unfriend, or disconnect from people who make you feel uncomfortable - it’s completely okay to look out for yourself and to make sure that you’re comfortable

[siderealsandman]

All Fandom Discourse Is Cancelled Forever

Stop arguing about cartoons and go outside

[siderealsandman]

This is your weekly reminder that fandom discourse is cancelled.

[siderealsandman]

Hey there! Here’s another reminder that instead of telling people to kill themselves over cartoon characters, you could go play a fun game of ultimate frisbee outside with your friends!

[neyhaz]

things you dont learn at school:

oscar wilde said he was “addicted to cock-sucking”. also, oscar wilde said “penis-sucking” gave him inspiration

[funnylime]

[bluelivesaintshit]

“love is a sacrament that should be taken kneeling” I choked

[mexicanjesuschrist-deactivated2]

So did Oscar Wilde

[badjokesbyjeff]

What do you call a book club that’s been stuck on one book for years?

Keep reading

[deeplifequotes]

We all have someone we’ve lost our mind for.

[britishpike]

“how cool are you?” “I don’t like to brag but-”

[slowspinningredemption]

just lost my mcfreakin mind on a conference call bc someone’s email was their first initial and full last name and it spelled m.othman