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No one seems to be talking about the head hurting community

whenever i walk into a new setting i attempt to maintain a cryptic enthralling and mysterious persona, which falls apart the moment i enter a conversation — suddenly my tongue becomes possessed by the demon of shamelessness and i start expelling unfunny puns and laughing at my own humour, recounting anecdotes which unintentionally paint me out to be a clueless bumpkin, and generally leave the impression of a sad clown instead of a girl you’d dream about

dandelionjack

i fail at ‘cool’. the vibe i give off instead is that of a person who listens to podcasts of people playing dungeons and dragons and has had an active tumblr account since 2017 and probably identified as a ‘demiboy’ when they were younger and used to know all the lyrics to hamilton

dragonpyre

Psych (2006) really is just "Hi, we're detectives with the police department, and here's this weird guy who follows us around. No we can't stop him. We like him. Also here's his best friend. We can't stop him either. We tried."

mildmayfoxe

i think everyone owes a debt of gratitude to jimmy eat world for the middle. you ARE in the middle of the ride. and everything WILL be just fine. and you SHOULD live right now and be yourself. and it DOESN'T matter if it's good enough for someone else. thank you jimmy eat world

yr-tiktok-mom

callmemanatee

The way most autism literature describes "literal interpretation" is often not at all similar to how I experience it. Teenage me even thought I couldn't be autistic because I've always been able to learn metaphors easily.

In fact, I love wordplay of all kinds. Teenage me was fascinated to learn all the types of figurative language there are in poetry and literature.

But paperwork and questionnaires are hard, because there's so much they don't state clearly. Or they don't leave room for enough nuance.

"List all the jobs you've had, with start and end dates." What if I don't remember the exact day or month? Is the year enough?

"Have you been suffering from blurred vision?" Well, if I take off my glasses the whole world is blurred, but I'm fairly sure that's not what the intake form at the optometrist is asking.

Or the infamous (and infuriatingly stereotypical) "Would you rather go to a library or a party?" What sort of party? Where? Who's there? I work at a library. Am I currently at the library for work or pleasure? Does it have a good collection?

It's not common figures of speech that confound me. It's ambiguity, in situations that aren't supposed to be ambiguous.

unclefather

inthefallofasparrow

'was the grink there?' energy

ianswerstuff

People these days just posting inside jokes inside the whole damn internet

inthefallofasparrow

serial-unaliver-deactivated2024

you need to pick me up and put me in a swimming pool right now for my mental health

pinkcat68

redspyisinthebased

where tf you paying 2k rent lmao? i'm not even making that much

mr-deep-downer

redspyisinthebased

wait.why does it only have one head?

mr-deep-downer

are you fucking with me

officialcalifornia

Official NCR Post

muppetshow2026

funny as hell next question

bestoftweets

hotgirlcastiel

KAMENCING…

roaldamundsen

whats the limit for caffeine in one intake

roaldamundsen

okay ❤️ yay ❤️

afraid-of-woodpeckers

my grandfather was talking to me about a book he read on how politicians gave control to rich people and it fucked america and he was like "oh yeah this reminded me of a video I watched. It was Robert Reich. Do you know who Robert Reich is? He was clinton's secretary of labor" and I just nodded silently because I didn't know how to explain to my grandpa that yes I know who Robert Reich is. I watch his son psychologically torment improv comedians