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{ call me eel // any pronouns // adult } welcome to my blog :] i post my art periodically and reblog good + cool posts

[campsis]

Eden Kalif, Good Cats

[the-nothing-maker]

Playing an atheist in D&D is fun as fuck actually because so many "pro-gods" arguments are literally the same as IRL ones and are so easy to refute, like --

"I saw a god, it talked to me" we live in a world where a level6 wizard could make themselves real glowy and talk with a big thunderous voice. Illusion magic exists. Telepathy exists. How do you know you saw anything else than good showmanship?

"What about divine magic?" so there's regular magic that anyone can learn and Special Magic for Special Boys that’s only given by a select few to a select few? Are you listening to yourself? Who benefits from you believing that? And if that were true, would you think it fair?

"But the gods take care of the planes!" Uh-huh so the planet can work on its own but sky forbid the sun rises and sets on its own, is that it?

So on and so forth. Proving the existence of gods isn’t actually easier in DnD just because you say they exist!

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[sapphic-gengar]

BRING HIM BACK

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[sapphic-gengar]

oh thank goodness

[foxydunsparce]

YOU HAVE A VAGINA?

[stupidestasshole]

what if it was called magic the slathering and it was about lotions and ointments

[crapbirdphotography]

this might count as good bird photography, but i think the bird itself is sufficiently horrible

(great egret, fishing)

[infectiouspiss]

a second bumblebee has hit the flowers

[infectiouspiss]

"post without tags?" OH IM FUCKING SORRY #BEES #9/11

[markovchaingang]

libertarian jesus is fine with the whole betrayal thing because judas was simply acting in his own rational self-interest but suddenly becomes agitated upon hearing he got sold out for less than market rate

[pnglove]

[soncee]

Water tribe siblings !!!

[memewhore]

[simply-a-dream]

“don’t take it personally” how would you like me to take it then? professionally? romantically? academically?

[creative-anchorage]

[lakevida]

it doesnt make sense that a penis would get bigger if yoiu jerk it off youre literally compressing it. go crumple a can rn and tell me its bigger im not buying this narrative

[pinene]

Okay So .. This is What Casual Misandry Looks Like Everybody

[lakevida]

im trying to go pro if anyone has any tips

[lacesmilk]

i wasn't socialized enough as a larva

[fihas]

what people don’t realize about tumblr sexymen is a character being called one is a [bad] thing. the label was originally applied to characters that were lusted over by straight women who refused to engage with any other character who wasn’t a white twink. that’s why oncest exists. that’s why those bill cipher and wheatley gijinkas exist.

sans was a special case because people preferred his original design (short and not conventionally attractive) however the “refusal to engage with any other character” was very much still there like look at all of the AUs that were made specifically because of him.

the amount of mischaracterisation a character has to go through in order to truly count as a sexyman (and there’s about 20 sexymen proper) would cause most people to have a brain aneurysm like it sucks so bad.

times have drastically changed since the onceler, and the range of characters people hype up is far more diverse than it once was. the time period in which a character was most popular (between 2012 - 2018) is the most fundamental part in making them a sexyman.

this is why any sexyman poll made after the one that killed queen lizzy is completely null to me. 90% of the characters in them are just regular fan favourites like get this common real life dude out of there. if you could talk about liking a character with a coworker and not get viciously made fun of by them then that character is not a sexyman like that’s the full truth of the matter.

(this is also why anime boys like reigen and komaeda often count. hate for anything anime-based outside of the internet was especially egregious before 2020)

also. there is a huge distinction between “sexy man” and sexyman. this is why senshi does not count. Because he is genuinely sexy. My final message. Goodbye