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the other one: con-dumber.tumblr.com

[fxlthyangxl-deactivated20240122]

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

i’m about to meet up with Mr. Puff = I’m about to smoke

i’m about to meet up with Mr. Glug = i’m about to drink

i’m about to meet up with Mr. Stink = doesnt matter

[depsidase]

[laughconfetti]

environmental storytelling

[shitboy96]

Men with outie belly buttons should die

[lokaror]

Divorced my gnome wife... she got all my red hats, pipes and blue shirts... im fucking ruined. ..

[con-dumb]

remember when we thought we’d lose tik tok and everyone was posting videos crying 

[con-dumb]

i’m only here in case twitter is on her deathbed

[errorschacha]

Ladies...

Is your ear cartilage symmetrical?

Are your pores drooping?

Do you have thighs?

Something Is Wrong With You.

Buy Product.

[iamgandalfandgandalfmeansme]

[jayce]

[propheticfire]

Please unmute this it is exactly what you think it is and it’s hilarious.

[theweirdwideweb]

[excalibelle]

me watching monsters inc as a kid: how did it take so long for anyone to figure out that human child laughter not only produced energy like screams, but was more effective, and that children aren’t actually dangerous at all?

me watching monsters inc now: monsters incorporated, a multi-billion dollar corporate giant, stood to make extra profits off a scream shortage because low supply with high demand makes it possible to charge a fortune for a necessary commodity and everyone has no choice but to pay the high prices because they can’t go without electricity. Therefore Monsters Inc, as well as any other major powers that may have existed at the start of the era of using scream energy, fabricated the idea that only screams could generate sustainable energy sources in order to create artificial scarcity, because laugh energy was far easier to obtain and far more efficient, and therefore stood to lower the value of energy due to surplus. They also fabricated the idea that human children were toxic, in order to a) make other monsters too afraid to go near them to do research and possibly discover the secret of laugh energy, and b) to make monsters so afraid of going near them that there is a shortage of scarers, making it harder for rival companies to rise up and create competition. Even in the monster world, capitalism is based on lies, greed and cruelty, and even monster companies have no qualms about using and abusing children to maximize profits.

[connyhascontrol]

[goblinloreremade]

[astrodickology]

When Jackie Aina said: “I’ve never been called ugly by someone more attractive than me ”….i felt that

[anxietyproblem]

[con-dumber]

[sesh]