[powerburial]

im about to wax poetic on your stupid ass

[ellewantsrevenge]

pride was is a riot

[iwrotemrtambourineman]

shane hollander spends the whole of his life going “leopards are stalking me and they are going to eat me if they catch me” and everyone laughs it off and goes that’s not going to happen that’s crazy and then the leopards that have been stalking him do catch him and eat him and everyone’s response is not “we’re so sorry for not believing you about the leopards” its “well getting eaten by leopards wasn’t that bad, was it?”

[mina-logan]

Some art about coffee and certainly nothing else

[madrasaur]

yes hockey IS that serious

[depsidase]

how quaint.

[genderkoolaid]

*yaois your yuri*

[sys32hype]

*yuris your yaoi only to yaoi it again (transition)*

[star-the-honeybun]

*yuris your yaoi but in a multigender way where its still yaoi but also yuri*

[worldsandemanations]

[twinyardz]

it's so funny when u remember the monsters were going to the gay club every damn weekend. they were straight up regulars. at the gay club. a whole town over. they never once gave a fuck abt the mafia. they had a booth and a 'complicated handshake' with the bouncers and got free drinks from the bartender. no wonder the upperclassmen hated them so much. kevin wdym ur in practice yelling at everyone to push their bodies harder and berating anyone who so much as looks at processed food but last night you were doing bumps of powder poppers and got so drunk that you blacked out. like oh ok aaron you're so broody and uncooperative but u were screaming the lyrics to Crazy in Love on the dance floor last night. cool cool. at least nicky was consistent. getting piss drunk is one of the highest forms of social bonding so u just know those 3 were having drunk convos every week being like *aaron voice* You Guys are Actually My Best Friends. No no listen seriously stop laughing i feel amazing right now i love you guys soo much please be the groomsmen at my wedding oh my god this song is amazing let's dance. then they would wake up the next morning hungover as fck thinking god i hate those guys. never again. rinse and repeat every friday. such is life

[naeiya]

This is hilarious and absolutly a headcanon i would a 100% subscribe to

How dare u hide such a gem in the tags?

For context:

[64mpg]

the wanter: i don’t want anything i never have

[sailermoon]

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

[hunybody]

ilya rozanov voice Yes of course is fine for me to say ‘kill yourself’ marly i can reclaim.

[ur-favorite-fishgirl]

sex is a distraction from your true purpose in life which is to go to the aquarium and look at the fish and go "wooooooaaah.... fishies". cmon guys we all need to lock in.

[jimmysownworld]

cliff marleau and ilya rozanov are best friends not because they’re teammates or marleau was assigned to look after roz when he first got to the raiders, but because, even though it takes so much alcohol to get him drunk, when ilya gets drunk he can only be described as white girl wasted and marly is the EXACT same way. they are in the mens bathroom in front of the mirror like “is my shirt unbuttoned enough for people to look at my tits?” “yeah man your boobs look GREAT! can you tell me if these jeans look good on my ass i think i saw a girl eying me” “marly your ass looks phenomenal and you can trust me on this as i am a well known ass man” “aw man rozzy you’re making me blush”

[marshgnome]

they share clothes all of the time, not even really on purpose, they just spend so much time hungover together that things get muddled. this isn't a problem until marley sees shane hollander, wearing his shirt??? obviously he immediately accuses ilya of cheating on him (partying without inviting him to join). shane is visibly devastated, ilya is frantically explaining, and thats how marley is the first person in the nhl to learn about hollanov

[dearparentheses]

Tokuhiro Kawai

[holdoncallfailed]

“the algorithm only shows us _____” so stop looking at the algorithm. you don't need it. go to a thrift store and flip through some magazines from the 1980s. go read a random book that’s no longer in print on the internet archive. go to a museum and walk around until you see an artwork you don’t recognize. go get a cookbook from the library and make a recipe you've never tried. go listen to the radio. go talk to people in real life. go write a poem or a song and don't show anybody. go take a walk. you are not confined to your online content feed. you never have been!!!!!!!

[ahhhdownwego]

I really tried to tip the scales in your favor