[patterns-pets]

Your pets after you bring your phone out to film them doing something

[gurlonawalk]

talks to myself all the time so i’ll grow faster like a house plant

[doeyedangel]

Yeah I’m okay but like in a “if someone hugged me for too long I would start crying” kind of way

[singular-narrative-deactivated2]

We’ve all been there

[paintingispoetry]

Gustav Klimt, Death and Life, 1915

[sexhaver]

[girlbookwrm]

Maybe you think a ship is problematic, but ask yourself this: is it wedged sideways in the suez canal disrupting 12% of global maritime trade?

[cosettefauchelevente]

duke of dedinburgh

[ladphobicbrit]

breaking news: walking corpse becomes regular corpse

[enlightenmentboy]

You're laughing. The royal necromancer just lost their job, and you're laughing

[catasters]

[auckie]

He’s inflating him

[creepish]

people hold so much hate in their heart. me especially though

[allthesepurplelights]

[humanstein]

Forever stuck in my heart.

[themythicalcodfish]

Superior work, everyone. Back to your regularly scheduled Dadaism and calls for unionizing.

[mewwon]

[insomniac-arrest]

Hey everyone! I’ve solved the trolley problem

[minuty]

[inloveforevr-deactivated2025041]

I Appreciate it x