Yo

[sadizmas]

DO HIM NEXT

[dragonsingondolin]

Like to charge, reblog to cast

[jewfrogs]

[picking at my scabs] heehee hoohoo texture be gone. surely there will be no repercussions

[greelin]

“nurse tiktok” is a two-word horror story. you don’t need to say anything else. easily one of the worst combinations of words, both of which are bad enough as is on their own. INSTANTLY filled with dread

[felidform]

[yarrowthewitch]

"This crystal is good for such-and-such organ!" oh yeah name 3 of that organ's functions

[yarrowthewitch]

"This will cleanse your body of toxins" Oh? Which ones? What are their names? Why are they bad for you? What symptoms do they cause?

[yarrowthewitch]

Gwyneth Paltrow if you can correctly identify human vaginal mucosa under a microscope I MIGHT consider putting your shitty jade egg in my coochie

[yarrowthewitch]

I hope you are all imagining that last reblog in the voice of Jigsaw because that is how I intended it

[egberts]

actually fuck this *joins the muppets*

[blondiert-deactivated20231029]

put the pink led lights on bestie we are going to kiss now

[condesceminaj]

The mandalorian is just goth master chief

[screenshotsofdespair]

[catchymemes]

[rslashrats]

why do humans have an appendix if all it’s good for is exploding

[horrorofthebeast]

Self destruct button

[rainbowgazes-archive]

It is 100% ethical and okay to pirate anything Disney makes

[rainbowgazes-archive]

god im glad im not you

[sherereadssthemanuscript]

Hating on Disney isn't a personality trait

[weeniebagel]

mickey mouse isnt gonna fuck you dude

[getstickbuggedlol]

[olmluvr]

if you know a trans persons deadname no you dont <3

[optimisticbananaharmony-deactiv]

[d3monicas]

KKSJJDEJSNXKWKWK

[whitepeopletwitter]

[thesituation]

i forgot that sluts are real in the land before time dinosaur society

[thesituation]

slurs

[renamon]

Hey grandpa gotta get them star leaves somehow know what I mean 😜💦