1-800-EXISTENTIAL CRISIS.

Another day another mental breakdown. Yay.

[mjalti]

me: hello me, internally: did i say too much

[whitepeopletwitter]

[mspollutedstar-deactivated20190]

Parents be like that’s my emotional support eldest daughter

[tragicallybeautifultiger]

parents be like that’s the third parent in the family, my eldest daughter

[artpigeons]

parents be like that’s my parent, my eldest daughter

[greelin]

nothing will ever even come close to touching the humor + perfect execution of the question “is jake gyllenhaal gay?” being met with the response “why would you ask us, a narnia blog, this”

[dailynarnia]

CAN I LIVE CAN I FUCKING LIVE

[thepuppyclub]

any advice for someone who isn't really that interesting?

you weren’t put on this earth to entertain people. live your life as a boring bitch to the fullest.

[100493503004422]

*has one uncomfortable interaction* *is fucked up for 3 days*

[auujehjrgnmuuoingjoskjcnjsjshdo]

weird how tumblr is cracking down on copyright violations when their whole website is an updog violation

[kraftpunk]

the fuck? what’s updog?

[kraftpunk]

you know, after some consideration of whats happening in my life rn and how this all played out, i feel like i’ve been lied to. tricked and decieved.i just need a few moments to process this.

[rarebritney]

pls kill all men who yell at girls from cars

[flartey]

A lotta men you know would be dead. Surprise

[zorri]

I love surprises

[froida]

[lightspeedsound]

This is so pure

[aphroditesdove]

oh my goddddddddddd

[shadowhuntersdaily]

[tylerposey]

I told you not to flirt with me.

[alrightsuggestion-blog]

i haven’t really been doing anything but i still need a break from everything

[beeefy]

u lie down and its like (• ) ( •) and thats just how it is

[ryanthedemiguy]

You lie on your side and it’s just (•)(• )

[freudiandip]

what kind of eyes do y’all have 

[memecage]

It do be like that.

[lizclimo]

thank you, opportunity 

[valtsv]

i want to be WOOED!!! i want to be ADORED!!! fuck anyone who says it’s “cheesy” or “a cliche” i want to be ROMANCED!!!

[blond-shell]

Constance Wu and Gemma Chan as Rachel and Astrid in Crazy Rich Asians (2018)