Somebody please shut me up. So sick of talking and yet I always have more to say
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Somebody please shut me up. So sick of talking and yet I always have more to say
dog i gotta move like yesterday
please do not look up to me. I am 1 inch tall. I'm down here. if you look up you won't see me
but what if i.....
I REALLY LIKE THIS ART THIS IS SO CUTE I'M BEING HELD UP
Did you hear a new love language just dropped? yeah its crazy. Its called just fuckin biting them.
reblogging this but shaking my head the whole time to show i don't believe in love languages
Reblogging this while biting someone and shaking my head the whole time to rend flesh
@lo1bits
scientists are trying to discover something harder than getting out of bed to go to work in the morning. and dont make a fucking penis joke ok they already checked everyone’s dick and it doesn’t even come close
No but mine comes far
I think one of the funniest abortion stances I've heard was from my parents neighbor. He's a like, hard-core libertarian viking larper guy who is very tall and very fat and very bald.
He believes a fetus is human with a soul, but also its "basically attacking the woman's body" so if she wants to get rid of it, that's "basically self-defense". He compared it to shooting a home invader. So he supports abortion not as healthcare, but as killing a baby in self-defense
awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?
i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users
I just found out my parents made an edit of austin powers to "my love will go on" on vhs in 1998. i've been making song edits with reanimator sound bites for cassette tapes for weeks now that are exactly like what my parents were doing before i was born.
my parents literally worked on a reel to reel fan edit for a week and got it put on the radio and played in a gay bar so their son could make 1980s yaoi edits for tumblr and tiktok two decades later. life is beautiful
Bear religion probably fucking rocks. You're a fucking bear, you're the deadliest thing on earth, once a year an endless supply of salmon just flings itself up the river to gorge on and then you nap for 3 months.
The most delicious food in the world is protected by tiny demons who can defend it from everyone except you. Your natural armor is thick enough that you can just eat the damn hive while they buzz around you. God's chosen animals right there
Regular bears tell stories of angel bears sent by the Bear God, pure white and twice as strong as any normal bear could be, who rule the summit of the Earth and kill all who stand in their path.
And they are right, those bears exist and totally do that. Humans just have fake angels as a cope.
love the idea of bears being the chosen species actually. having a near death experience and glimpsing heaven and realising it's just full of bears, no humans at all, humans not ensouled actually, humans an accidental byproduct of God's plan for bears
Is the scene with her tied up in the woods supposed to be hot or am I insane and ontologically evil
Yes its hot on purpose and yes I want to be tied up and I support ontologically evil women
I'm so happy that as soon as my friend saw this she thought of me and sent it to me. Support ontologically evil women, especially ones who will tie me up
House AU where literally everything is the same except House can't dry-swallow pills
Insane
me: im so bored today idk what to do
the scary pervert: i have an idea....
me: oh my god ew no
the scary pervert: wtf is your problem i was gonna suggest we play mario kart. come on
me: oh okay phew i thought you were gonna suggest we have evil sex again
the scary pervert: i'm a complex and multifaceted person, mori. i'm more than just a few sexual encounters
me: okay youre right im sorry
the nuanced individual: thank you. now if i win you have to let me hurt you sexually
me: [smiling] sure why not, that seems fair enough
ⓘ FACT: The Scary Pervert is a beautiful woman.
so-called “free thinkers” when there’s a jar of mayonnaise on your car’s roof 🙄