23 minutes and counting

jd, thirties. my depression is canceled; i'm back to being in love with everything and everyone.

[riotgrrrlgerardway]

computer. die young by kesha. loud enough to kill

[dear-ao3]

[northirish]

Ranking all my tumblr mutuals from most to least likely to put me in a nefarious contraption

[thememedaddy]

[utopians]

I consider myself a real hater but sometimes you really do go too far with haterism. once I had to break mutuals with someone bc they hated the entire art form of poetry and the final straw was when they started hateposting about soup. The food

[bluestockingbaby]

[yellow-cat]

hey sorry for being so snappish earlier i was in a bad mood. and im still in a bad mood so can you fuck off

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[dogpuppy]

[nineteenyearoldmeblog]

im fucking crying

[fairycosmos]

there’s no specific reason i enjoy my favourite themes in media

[loveridden1999]

the fetishization of the glorification of romanticism of generalized of sexualization of the normalised of the glamorization of the idealized of the

[micamicster]

They should invent a glasses that you can lay on your side in bed wearing

[zackisontumblr]

i have 3 moods:

skips every song on my ipod

lets the music play without interruption

plays the same song on repeat for days

[pseudologla]

What’s an iPod?

[zackisontumblr]

been on tumblr so long my text post is outdated…

[xxtc-96xx]

[bewilderduck]

This was me yesterday when I saw someone thinking paint 3D was the original MS paint

[zackisontumblr]

they thought what…

[zackisontumblr]

my favorite thing about this post is that it originally started like this but someone snuck in another bullet along the way when you could still edit other people’s posts. the depth. the history. the tumblr lore. mystery author, i know you’re out there somewhere…

[raichett]

liking a ship but disliking the distinct set of stock fanon that they have been assigned is like one of those punishments dante came up with when he wrote the worldbuilding for hell in inferno

[jauntylittlefrillyboy]

typecasting sucks unless it's Charlize Theron playing an emotionally unstable woman in an action thriller in which case it fucking rules

[kingcatnine]

talking about something i hate to someone who agrees with me: this is awful. not even fit for dogs.

talking about something i hate to someone who enjoys it: I'm sure it's good to people who like it

[anh3-donia]

insane goodwill pickup

[satan-offical]

Teacher: guys this Tumblr post is 36281992 years old and only the long lost Tumblr princess can read it

Me: but teacher, I can read it just fine *starts reading in perfect tumblanese*